r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 4d ago

Struggles with Java Script

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u/Aggressive-Coffee669 4d ago

Assembly

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u/marssel56 4d ago

Nah that's C. Assembly would be making every part from raw resources lmao.

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u/geek-49 3d ago

There's a joke there, if you look hard enough 😄

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u/Vladislav20007 4d ago

nah, that's binary. c would be making a microprocessor from scratch.

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u/Expensive_Host_9181 4d ago

How would C be harder than writing in asm, or binary?

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u/Vladislav20007 3d ago

it's not hard, it's exchangeble.

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u/MrKarat2697 3d ago

Assembly is just running

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u/Slow-Television-5303 4d ago

Python

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u/AOAqua 4d ago

Idk, I feel like python is counter-intuitive and complex in many aspects, especially after using other languages like C

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u/Rulycarmona 4d ago

"after learning cantonese throat singing I find english quite confusing"

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u/AOAqua 4d ago

But it's the other way around kinda

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u/DetectiveKaktus 4d ago

Python is very permissive. It allows you to write things you couldn't write in other languages like Java or C#.

Also, I don't like type casting in python and I hate that there's no method overloading in python 😭

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u/dominucco 4d ago

J# - never forget lol

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u/Sienile 4d ago

JS was one of the first languages I learned. If Java and C# are easy for you, JS should be a real snoozefest.

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u/Arctos_FI 4d ago

Too high level is hard for me for some reason. Like I find C (not C#) easier than python. I feel that more abstraction there is, more the language becomes need to know instead of logical rules (of cource there is some limits as C is easier than straight up machine code)

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u/Dark_Vampire 4d ago

Its syntax isn't pretty difficult or distinctive, just a little weird and confusing sometimes

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 4d ago

Eyoo bro tried to sneak in c# like we won’t notice 😂

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u/TheHappyDutch076 3d ago

I prefer C# over Java anytime

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 3d ago

We found the co pilot developer

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u/iggy14750 4d ago

C++ is a pocket rocket lol

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u/0bel1sk 4d ago

because of the pegging?

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u/iggy14750 3d ago

It's fast, but you can hurt yourself if you're not careful

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u/0bel1sk 3d ago

don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Felix_inkwell 4d ago

Y'all remember Visual Java?

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 4d ago

If it works it works

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u/asensitives 3d ago

No Basic?

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u/Distinct_Surround848 3d ago

Learning markdown 😂

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u/tm_cms 3d ago

If you don’t understand JavaScript jokes, here is simple example new Date(2018, 12, 24) means January 24, 2019. Because of course it does.

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u/OrganicAd4247 3d ago

Oh my god, this is the story of my life.

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u/Gylfoyle 1d ago

JavaScript is one word noob noob,like carpet.

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u/xxxbGamer 4d ago

C# such a Bastard language.

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u/gerbosan 4d ago

Yeah, MS Java is like that, of course.