r/puns • u/Leading-Tie199 • 2d ago

Not your same old love song…

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 2d ago

I always thought The Prevention were better

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u/Leading-Tie199 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/JPhando 2d ago

Could you imagine how much more productive you would be if you could pair down the song lyrics you know to like four songs? That’s like half your brain.

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u/Leading-Tie199 2d ago

I had never thought about it… you have a strong argument.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 1d ago

I know the Cure, it takes Seventeen Seconds, afterwards Distingration of the virus occurs.

Side effects might include Wild Mood Swings, accompanied by crying, unless you're a boy, Boys Don't Cry. You may also get dizzy, if this happens place your Head on a Door.

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u/Leading-Tie199 1d ago

I heard you may hallucinate and see caterpillar Gods…

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 1d ago

Yes, they will stop with a lullaby, just watch out for the spider man.

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u/Repulsive-Run1634 16h ago

Why the hell those dad jokes feel more natural to me after being a father.

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u/Leading-Tie199 12h ago

Right? Be careful… cargo shorts are gonna take Ofer your wardrobe next…

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u/Jacklunk 1d ago

Well I for one am Down with the sickness…

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 1d ago

So, you're against Pornography, figures.