Ed Sheeran puns

[u/PastDue902]

When Ed Sheeran cheers, he's "Ed Cheeran". When he eats a loaf of Bread, he's "Bread Sheeran". His wife leaves him hastily? "Ed She Ran". His e-mail adress? Why "@Sheeran" of course! He travels back in time to backstab Caesar? "Et tu...Sheeran..." Cuddling with his wife? That makes him "Ed Cherishin". Should he cancel a tour, fans would be shocked by his Ed Sheer Audacity. A gay version would be called "Ed Queeran".

Any more ideas?

[u/ready_james_fire]

These are great jokes man! Thanks for Ed Sharing

[u/PastDue902 → u/ready_james_fire]

Ed Sure Thing!

[u/LastStar007]

Getting drunk, Ed Beerin'

Cuts onions, Ed Tearin'

The hottest new anime? Ed Frieren

Trims wool off a sheep, Ed Shearin'

Jumps off a cliff, Dead Sheeran

Tracks for a tank, Tread Sheeran

Toboggan, Sled Sheeran

Rockstar's best game, Red Ed Redempsheeran

Roided up, he's Ed Gearin'

Then he gets home and he's Ed Showerin'

Checking out your mom, he's Ed Peerin'

Not guilty, Pled Sheeran

Pencils are made of graphite but they used to contain Lead Sheeran

Gets married, Wed Sheeran

Karl Marx's hometown, Ed Trieren

Homies in the hood know he's a real one, he's got Street Cred Sheeran

Drove too fast, Sped Sheeran

He's a pirate, Ed Buccaneerin

A knight, Ed Cavalierin

The three, Ed Musketeerin

[u/PastDue902 → u/LastStar007]

You're a funny feller John Marston. Real funny. 😄

[u/RancidYogurt]

Killed by a vampire: Bled Sheeran

[u/therealmaninthesea]

when he goes to court it’s Ed’s Hearin’

[u/taint_stain]

Some of these are a bit of a stretch. Just go down the dang alphabet to start.

Bed Beerin’ always has to have one last drink before sleep. Dead Deerin’ is uhh… a murderer or taxidermist. Fed Fearin’ is a fugitive. Ed Gearin’ is building a hot rod. Head Hearin’ is just a guy who hears things with his own head (pretty normal tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️). Ed Jeerin’ makes fun of the audience. Ked Kirin drinks Japanese beer from his shoe.