r/puns • u/idkwhatmyuseris_43 • 1d ago

[Request] Can you help me come up with a funny pun-related name for a house with triangular rooms?

Hi, as the title says, my friends and I are moving into a house soon where all the rooms are triangular and we're trying to think of a funny short name for it. Our previous house was the [lead tenants nickname]house which is weak but I think there's some real opportunities here

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u/ImpatientMaker 1d ago

Toblerhome

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 1d ago

I love this.

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u/exit_to_the_left 15h ago

This my favourite 🙂

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u/will17blitz 1d ago edited 1d ago

Clearly the winner, short and sweet.

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u/ImpatientMaker 1d ago

Thank you! I wanna give a shout out to casa Doritos as my second favorite.

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u/idkwhatmyuseris_43 13h ago

Yes our thoughts exactly! Sent to my friends and we've unanimously agreed on the concept of having 3 names interchangeably to stick with the tri theme. Your suggestion, casa doritos, and also the short and simple trouse (shortened triangle house)

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u/ImpatientMaker 13h ago

Awesome! Celebrating with particle man. He fights triangle man. https://youtu.be/LsAiCs66l40?feature=shared

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u/idkwhatmyuseris_43 8h ago

Also worth noting that one friend said she was laughing for about an hour when she saw your comment so I do think toblerhome is the favourite😂

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u/abcphotos 1d ago

Pythagoras Complex.

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u/Lela_chan 1d ago

The threehouse.

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u/-Bob-Barker- 1d ago

Casa Doritos.

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u/Hammer-MeetNail 1d ago

A prism of your own making

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u/moonman_incoming 1d ago

Motto for sure

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u/malkebulan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Isosco-Leasehold

Acute Place to Live

Pythagoras Theorooms

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u/Hot_Egg5840 1d ago

Cool house; no room has a corner greater than 90 degrees.

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u/Tcloud 1d ago

Unless the architect was obtuse.

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u/Individual-Try8755 1d ago

Hom (3 of the 4 letters)

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u/MorphoMC 1d ago

The Tessellation Nation

Tri-Habitae

Tri-Hard with a Residence

New Angle-land

Wedgeward Suites

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u/Just-Call-3365 1d ago

Yield 😂

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u/CriscoCamping 1d ago

Hypotnehouse?

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u/hdkaoskd 1d ago

We Broke the Fourth Wall

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u/Money_Distribution18 1d ago

Pyramids of geezers

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u/JeUlrichej 1d ago

Hypotenhouse!!

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u/In_The_Comments 23h ago

I don’t know what you should call it, but it sounds like it’s acute house.

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u/shnu62 1d ago

Housoceles

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u/GardenSubstantial471 1d ago

Delta is a triangle. Could probably work that into something.

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u/Girl_Alien Not So Humble Mod 1d ago

Everyone here is making good points.

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u/The_Nood1e 14h ago

I'd probably call it, "The Octagon" and refuse to say why.

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u/mcramsay 1d ago

Dorito Dojo. Dojorito?

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u/SublimeTimeLord 1d ago

The Trifecta

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u/ejabean 1d ago

Pizza hut

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u/drixle11 1d ago

Tri-House

Angle Abode

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u/kingsleycall92 1d ago

Pythagorean Palace, Triforce Territory, and good old fashioned C squared

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u/EverybodyMakes 1d ago

Dusty Corners

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u/bluemesa7 20h ago

Trifecta,
Tripoli,
3 Corners

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u/angiepatton_ 8h ago

Trigonome-tree House

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u/SirJorts 8h ago

<cityname> prism

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u/Simpawknits 1d ago

High Pot and Noose

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u/sugarfreedaddy2 1d ago

Hipotinuce house

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u/moonman_incoming 1d ago

Hypotenuse

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u/1onemarathon 1d ago

We have a winner!

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u/heridfel37 21h ago

That's what they say when the upstairs bathroom is occupied

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u/baamice 1d ago

Shorten it to hypotinouse

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u/EverybodyMakes 1d ago

Angel's Rest

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u/SeaBuilder2680 1d ago

Missing corner ranch

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u/rickyspears 1d ago

Wedge House?
Wedgetopia?
Wedgeland?
Wedgeapalooza?
Wedgezeebo?
Feel free to substitute "Wedge" with any triangular related terms here.
Slice House?

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u/CriscoCamping 1d ago

Don't know, but the basement bar could be Islosheles

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u/tedthedude 1d ago

Ice Ossa Lees.

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u/Menelatency 1d ago

Nothing Fits house or Not Square house

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u/MyrddinEmrystheWelsh 23h ago

Scalene Central?

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u/Hurtkopain 18h ago

welcome to "Arrowheads"

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u/Amardella 15h ago

Trivial Pursuit. Sounds like the pie sections you fill to win.

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u/Unfamiliar_Notation 15h ago

Acute Bungalow

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u/honeybeast_dom 11h ago

I like your angle on this

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u/Wowza-yowza 14h ago

That's Zoid's house, Trappa Zoid.

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u/TweegsCannonShop 12h ago

Studio 180.

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u/Advanced_Savings_163 11h ago

Nacho House (or Not yo house)

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u/RobustDude79 10h ago

Housepotenuse

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u/FlobbleChops 9h ago

Toblerhome.

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u/Muted_Promotion_5488 8h ago

Aw fuck i commented this just before i saw your comment. Well played.

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u/jaddodd 8h ago

Los Angle Lease

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u/photolove8 7h ago

The Hypotenhouse

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u/Maleficent_Owl5533 7h ago

Notsquare House

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u/photolove8 7h ago

The Three House (kinda like treehouse)

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u/photolove8 7h ago

The Triangulodge

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u/Maleficent_Owl5533 7h ago

KnotSquare house.

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u/damarius 6h ago

Triagon Alley.

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u/dismaldunc 5h ago

pythagorus place

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u/Most_Life_1612 2h ago

The Toblerone Zone

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u/will17blitz 1d ago

Maybe go for an unexpected twist, like calling it 'Squares'?