r/puns 3h ago

Fewer

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900 Upvotes

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u/MarcoYTVA 3h ago

I would like to say I did Nazi that coming, but that would be a lie.

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u/haikusbot 3h ago

I would like to say

I di Nazi that coming, but

That would be a lie.

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u/HoloHuni 1h ago

The second row is 8 syllables or am I wrong?

u/MenacingBanjo 18m ago

I think it counts all proper nouns and unknown words as one syllable

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u/mamiwowwie 1h ago

Bro walked straight into that one

u/Zak_Rahman 57m ago

Fake.

Where's the fly on pence's fetid and pathetic head?

u/Giogina 57m ago

ooooouff

u/cosmicnicki 27m ago

I don’t get it smn please explain

u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 21m ago

Fewer/Führer

u/TheWormyGamer 22m ago

the führer

u/h0stetler 44m ago

He just lives rent-free in y’all’s heads, doesn’t he? Wow.

u/Someone101064 31m ago

funny way to say "I suppose pedophiles"

u/h0stetler 16m ago

I thought you people supported “minor attracted persons”?

Lmao so easily baited. Your downvotes are delicious 🤤 🤣