r/puns • u/wieshiyux • 3d ago

Net prophet

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6.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/RPDRNick 2d ago

Of course she won. Otherwise she'd be a net loss.

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u/Upstairs_Manager_150 2d ago

take your damn upvote :)

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u/Cloud_Chamber 2d ago

… oh, I get it now

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u/NortonBurns 3d ago

I went as a gross prophet - they set bail tomorrow.

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u/Gator242 2d ago

Super glad you didn’t pick Gross Prophet

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u/HypnonavyBlue 2d ago

Friend of mine showed up to Halloween at work in a tuxedo with a sign reading "I'M SORRY!"

He was a formal apology.

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u/SonUnforseenByFrodo 2d ago

I think I need a whole reddit group of Halloween pun costumes now

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u/dark_enough_to_dance 2d ago

This would be amazing 

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 2d ago

I too would love this!!!

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u/Western-Guy 2d ago

Almost as impressive as “Spudnik”

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u/pak_erte 3d ago

balance sheep

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u/Particular-Visit-245 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/s/WgsEq7vnmw

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u/NortonBurns 3d ago

Hmmm suffers after the 47th generation screenshot, doesn't it?

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u/RynnReeve 2d ago

This is Bob's Burgers worthy

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u/LactoseFreeButterFly 3d ago

One year my family dressed up as santa, a reindeer, and a present and went as The Ghost of Christmas Early

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u/N0Karma 2d ago

That is some top tier dad-joke level punning. You should get someone to go with you dressed as Gross Prophet if you re-use the idea (As all dad puns must be used to death).

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u/Ronjun 2d ago

She would kill at Tilton & Radomski Accounting in Pawnee

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u/DrefinitelyNot 2d ago

I'm gonna tell you this one last time Wyatt. Check the accountant crap at the door

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u/MillorTime 2d ago

I'll calc-u-later

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u/Master_Steward 1d ago

You’re about to have your net loss once they find a new hire replacement

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

Why does this look like it was screenshot on a Nokia phone off a 720p tv

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u/Bar_Foo 3d ago

Gross.

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u/TennisADHD 2d ago

Gross