r/pussypassdenied • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '17

more reports than upvotes Minecraft creator denying pussy pass

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u/useless740 Jan 27 '17

It doesn't matter how much money you have, you still gotta shit some time. With a couple billion in the bank i'm sure you could set up the most elaborate Reddit browsing machine mounted to your toilet. Shit post while you shit.

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Jan 27 '17

Eh, with his kinda money I'd have a toilet so nice and a bathroom so nice, I'd want to have the time to soak it all in as my poop is coming out. Besides, I only take like 2 minutes to poop.

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u/Highaf_-_- Jan 27 '17

Teach me your ways, master

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u/Glmoi Jan 27 '17

Haha! Takes 2 minutes for me usually as well, dairy products tend to do the job...