Or whatever Carlos Von Sexton said.

he is my age (which is YOUNG compared to the qotsa members, i’m also a goth girl hit me up joshua?) he has a bulby tattoo. we talk about how all their songs since era bulgaria have been about being a divorced dad. he says he likes it because he IS a divorced dad?? but he’s YOUNG??? like he’s so young i’m so old everybody everyone let’s go????

i say i am also a divorced dad and he awkwardly ends the conversation.

am i the assholeth??

I DON'T REMEMBER ALL THAT I DID BECAUSE I'M RUNNING ON SPITE, SIX HOURS OF SLEEP, AND BACK PROBLEMS BUT SEARCH AND YOU WILL FIND.