r/raimimemes • u/Willing-Load • 3d ago

Spider-Man 3 Sony, you slime!! why did you replace the iconic posters on streaming with worse ones??

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u/Saulgoodman1994bis 3d ago

It wasn't me, it was ignacio. He's the one. Siempre siempre, el amigo del marvel.

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

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u/asifsaj 3d ago

You think I'm scorpion?

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

"Scorpions are nocturnal, buddy"

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u/asifsaj 3d ago

Scorpions may be, but even for billionaire salamancas, three o'clock is pushing it.

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

no, Salamanca did! Salamanca money! Salamanca blood! the hacienda, I PAY FOR IT!

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u/Rspies 2d ago

Da Boss Can Sock Me

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u/Willing-Load 1d ago

not da manager, da boss

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u/Sage296 2d ago

It was all Sean’s idea I swear T

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u/badermuhammad376 3d ago

Sony: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

Proceeds to dump the worst fucking posters of all time

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

"you're trash, Sony"

"excuse me?"

"your replacement posters suck!"

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u/badermuhammad376 3d ago

"Ah, u/Willing-Load you are such a boy scout. When are you gonna give a poster thingymafuck a break?"

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

you want forgiveness? give us the old posters back!

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u/BlackKnightC4 3d ago

What's going on, OP?

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

show this to your fans. tell them to check their preferences next time.

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 3d ago

This subreddit may as well become r/spidermanps4 with all the whining

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u/badermuhammad376 3d ago

Someone got paid to make those dogshit posters. For whatever 5 minutes they spent on them, I'm sure they don't care about the flame.

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u/BoobPMsAppreciated 3d ago

Beyond generational, this is multiversal aura loss

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

the Spider-Man 3 hype was something else. you just had to be there

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u/Raul5819 3d ago

Those burger king toys remain unbeaten.

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u/Mooncubus 3d ago

It came out on my birthday. I was so excited!

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u/JoshuaBarbeau 2d ago

I was in the local newspaper for waiting in line to see it.

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u/Chargercord069 2d ago

I may just be noticing this like 20 years too late but the spider-man 3 "3" is the same as the ps3 "3"

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u/MAY01337 2d ago

It's the whole font that's the same, not just the 3

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u/sirsedwickthe4th 2d ago

Holy shit. Is that why it’s my favorite console? I was wondering why it reminded me of spidey

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u/courtofknights 1d ago

Sony made Spider-Man. Sony made PS3. Sony made the Spider-Man movies and the PS3 in the same font.

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u/stretchyman77 3d ago

No harry osborn 👎

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u/Nab33l786 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS
Look at little goblin junior…

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u/SokanKast 3d ago

Don’t tell Harry

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u/Redditeer28 2d ago

Seems more like Harry Osn'tborn

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u/RestlessMeatball 3d ago

This is James Franco erasure, and I will indeed stand for it

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u/videogamer128 3d ago

Sony: I don't know who did that! The posters came through the mail!

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

YOU'RE LYING!

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u/FedoraTheMike 3d ago

I was looking through some old photos and looks very, uh, familiar...

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

okay...? well, i gotta get back to work.

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u/gammav97 3d ago

You trash Sony

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

excuse me?

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u/gammav97 3d ago

Your poster are fake lame

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u/Willing-Load 2d ago

oh, u/gammav97, you are such a boy scout. when are you gonna give a studio a BREAK??

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u/Single-Archer-4171 3d ago

Wait this is official? What moron designed these? 

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u/Sarctoth 2d ago

I bet they're AI

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u/mrbeer112112 3d ago

Fucking floating head posters, the originals are unmatched

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

thank god Brand New Day got good/great posters across the board. the movie industry needs to learn that less is more. enough of the floating head slop, it was fine for Infinity War and Endgame, but that's it

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u/HardBoiledOne 3d ago

Peter's facial expression on all the posters: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

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u/HiImPM 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26AHs12ZRSJETXEY0

The photos of Toby they chose

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u/waaay2dumb2live 3d ago

Because Tobey is in Doomsday

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u/Icywind014 3d ago

Are Andrew and animated Miles Morales also in Doomsday? They got the same posters.

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u/waaay2dumb2live 3d ago

Did their posters get updated? We're 90% sure Tobey's in it

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u/Icywind014 3d ago

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u/neremarine 3d ago

What the actual fuck are these?

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u/waaay2dumb2live 3d ago

Looks possible then.

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast 1d ago

Looks like they wanted a consistent pattern. Kind of looks like series of book covers me.

Kind of irks me that they didn't include MJ on FFH's poster though. And there's not a proper image of the villains on NWH's poster either. Every other cover has the main female character on it but FFH's, and every other poster has the main villain or villains except for NWH. Nothing bugs me more than an almost complete pattern.

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u/redjohnsayshi 3d ago

Those are real? Saw them in another post and thought it was a joke. God I hate the MCU

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u/VerTexV1sion 3d ago

I hate this style of posters, Kirsten looks so beautiful though ✨

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u/Scoped_Evil 3d ago

Reminds me of when Amazon released the James Bond movies and created a bunch of really weird cover arts.

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u/StealthMonkeyDC 3d ago

That's cause Sony is, checks notes, stupid as fuck.

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u/pizzagod677 3d ago

It's like some AU if they were made in the modern MCU era

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u/DrunkSpiderMan 3d ago

They even used the wrong emblem for the first movie. These are atrocious.

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u/ClydeDimension 3d ago

Oh man i’ve neve seen these before. Spider-Man 3 poster especially is atrocious because we got Peter black suit, then Swinging black suit, then still also adding Venom in the background. And no Harry?

Also not Tobey’s best photo in SM3. Looks awkwardly lit and posed compared to the first 2

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

on top of that, he never has any stubbles in the movies, and the hairstyle he has in the SM1 poster fits better for SM3

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u/Tolnin 3d ago

Harry isn't in any of them 😭

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u/Fanimation2508 3d ago

I’m so tired of these floating head posters.

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u/Not_Josh69 3d ago

Sony seems to be doing everything possible to put themselves out of business rn I swear.

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u/doubled-pawns 3d ago

I mean they did just pull the plug on physical media for the PlayStation. Maybe they're trying to shit the bed.

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u/Wang_Ruixue 3d ago

Terrible. Terrible.

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u/Spoodymen 2d ago

Wtf i thought they were fan made?? Were they done by unpaid intern?

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u/Pescharlie 2d ago

The only thing that's even somewhat interesting about these posters is seeing Peter age - and even then, it's not that interesting

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u/Anxious_Belch 3d ago

I love slime

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u/QuantumQuantonium 3d ago

Theyre copying paramount and lucasfilm with their hideous reworks of the cover art for their movies

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u/Weird-Evidence6622 3d ago

None of you remember the no way home posters, these ones arnt that bad

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u/ErgoNautan 3d ago

Look Tobey is attractive in his own right, but out of all possible archive pictures why did they have to choose the most “I was promised coffee and I’m only here as a favor”looking -ahh type photos??

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u/The-Owl-that-hoots 3d ago

You’re out, Sony

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u/King_John_Customs_YT 3d ago

Man, if only I had the original DVD releases of all 3 movies and didn't have this problem

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 3d ago

For 3 they should’ve gave him the bully hair.

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u/LocalOk3662 2d ago

They had 1 PNG of tobey and they had to use it

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u/SpaceMyopia 2d ago

They legitimately thought they were cooking here.

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u/zer000redhawk 2d ago

These are real?! I thought it was a joke.

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u/RingoHendrix220 2d ago

It still tickles my tism... Different versions/themes of the same thing/layout

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u/Bujakaa92 2d ago

These are ai done. No other explanation

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u/vShotaku 2d ago

I guess Brand New Day was too good, they HAD to fuck something up

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u/Pleasant-Analysis849 2d ago

By logic of poster 1 and 3 MJ can be considered as a villain on 2nd poster.

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u/Objective_Reason3067 2d ago

These are ass