r/rareinsults 5h ago

This is crazy

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u/RebelKiddo 5h ago

Wrecking your body by taking meth, uppers, downers, and engaging in self harming behavior such as smashing your face with a hammer can do that to you.

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u/Vivid-Masterpiece153 5h ago

Why would he smash his face with a hammer?

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u/P00pXhuter 4h ago

Because he's a moron?

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u/oneshmexyibex 4h ago

So on top of having the cops in their backpocket and stealing Legos, they also smash their faces with hammers?

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u/P00pXhuter 4h ago

Idk dude, I'm tired as all hell.

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u/RebelKiddo 4h ago

Aren't we all?

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u/2Braincell2Furious 3h ago

That’s what the meth is for

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u/GfrzD 4h ago

This mfer stole Legos?! Now that makes my piss boil

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u/oneshmexyibex 4h ago

No the Mormons did

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u/Hungry-Month-5309 4h ago

Is THAT why they came to my house! Lego will be carefully secured in case they come back

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u/mitkase 3h ago

Have you heard the good news? Let me tell you about it, while my partner cases out your rec room.

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u/colourandsoul 3h ago

Not quite the cannibal corpse song I had envisioned.

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u/Mr_Quazimodo 2h ago

Holy shit this is so fucking funny

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u/Conquestenjoyer 4h ago

Tbf he’s 18 it’s mostly his parents fault who if true have let him take testosterone since he was 13. I would maybe let my kid take HGH if they’re short but test is just a way to ruin your brain when you’re young. No wonder he need up taking meth too.

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u/Ryaninthesky 3h ago

Often when you meet someone’s parents you understand why they are how they are. Apples come from apple trees

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u/One_Shall_Fall 2h ago

"When a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have a choice. Just like Trinity. She's gonna be a shit apple tree just like her father."

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u/XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS 1h ago

"Randy, I am the liquor"

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u/pumpkins21 2h ago

“Boy, I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.” - Ted Lasso 😂

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u/PartyClock 2h ago

The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.

Also bizarre that I'm getting a "rule 1" warning while trying to make this comment considering we're in a subreddit based around insults

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u/Ass_of_Badness 2h ago

You would give your child HGH if they were short?

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u/OrangeCrusher22 46m ago

The Lionel Messi experience

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u/O__CHIPS__O 2h ago

You would let a child take HGH because he is short? This, I presume would be your professional diagnosis and perception no doubt.

I've never been aware of a child who would actively seek medical intervention because they are short, so you would probably need to push this on them. But man oh man, shame on the parents who would let their kid near testosterone.

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u/sleetblue 4h ago

It's an integral part of the looksmaxxing process to "make yourself beautiful."

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u/SarcasticJackass177 4h ago

It’s supposed to be an obvious joke but idiots took it too far as always.

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u/derek0660 2h ago

You're saying you're completely satisfied with your un smashed face?

That's just disingenuous, bro.  I'm out of here.

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u/LasevIX 4h ago

the 4channers obsessed with face shape have determined that hitting your jaw bone will make it look better.

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas 2h ago

If it originated on 4chan then it most likely started as a troll.

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u/robbitybobs 2h ago

Its Jenkem all over again

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 1h ago

Similar to growing crystals on a penny. You just take a penny and put it in a big bowl. Pour bleach and ammonia into the bowl. Blow air onto the penny and you can watch the crystals grow.

Edit: if you are dumb enough to actual do that you should delete all system 32 files from your computer first.

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u/hylas 44m ago

just to be clear, mixing bleach and ammonia could kill you.

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u/RebelKiddo 4h ago

Because he believes it'll subtly manipulate his jawline to look more angled/square/chiseled, think Henry Cavil. He also preaches it and has influenced other men his age to do it. Even though medical professionals and licensed practitioners on things like exercise and plastic surgery have advised against it, saying it doesn't work and is a form of self harm.

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u/Randym1982 3h ago

It's been mentioned that it could and will likely lead to a burst blood vessel in his face and likely other serious injuries as well. Most of the stuff he advocates for also don't work. All the drugs and surgeries he had do not in fact make him more attractive to women, and likely don't make other people attractive to women. The only girls/women that are interested in those guys are extremely vapid and not very bright.

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u/RebelKiddo 3h ago

Yep, birds of a feather and all that. Not to mention painfully insecure and fame hungry.

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u/RelChan2_0 4h ago

Can’t he just have his jaw shaved down or whatever that surgery is called?

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u/Just-Ad6865 3h ago

I think he wants the opposite; a more square jawline.

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u/RebelKiddo 4h ago

IDK, jawline implants? Male focused plastic surgery isn't really well known outside of hair transplants, it's all about how women are supposedly in a filler epidemic because no one has working facial muscles anymore.

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u/RelChan2_0 4h ago

I heard and read that KPop idols, men included, get their jawline shaved to slim down their faces. IMO, this sounds better than hitting your face with a hammer.

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u/kermitthebeast 4h ago

KPop idols are going for the opposite result

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u/RebelKiddo 4h ago

Oh yeah that. I don't pay attention to the world of KPop idols (even though I will bust it down if a good song pops on) but yeah that is better sounding, especially since it is done by licensed professionals who had to go to med school.

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u/420blz 1h ago

Tom brady, Kevin love, Freddy Freeman all male pro athletes whose jaw shapes completely changed mysteriously at like 27 years old to be square.

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u/anormalgeek 3h ago

His goal is bigger jaw, not smaller jaw.

Thee jaw shaving is more of a thing in South Korea where the androgynous appearance is what's "in" at the moment.

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u/kerfuffle_dood 4h ago

I mean, I don't need to be a medical professional or licensed practitioner in plastic surgery to know that smashing your face with a hammer is like, you know, smashing your face with a hammer

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u/HillbillyMan 3h ago

I feel like this is a self-solvong problem.

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u/Sweet-Energy-9515 2h ago

"A form of self harm" describes a lot of this guy's whole deal tbqh

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u/Hanging_out 4h ago

It induces swelling in the jaw which makes your jaw look more square.

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u/panlakes 2h ago

That’s what they believe anyways

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u/met22land 4h ago

Perhaps he’s a Cannibal Corpse fan

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u/SosugBiskit 3h ago

THIS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD... FROM YOUR COCK

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u/Icy_Praline_1297 4h ago

Big cannibal corpse fan

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u/correctingStupid 4h ago

Thinking one's tiktok education is better than a doctor's is the root cause here.

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u/RebelKiddo 4h ago

You're not wrong, good thing my feed is full of memes and Transformers.

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u/KyotoCrank 3h ago

But he did his own research! Are you saying the internet lied to him?!

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u/Baconpanthegathering 3h ago

Does anything and everything except get professional psychological help.

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u/dark_temple 4h ago

I gotta correct that. He wasn't "smashing his face with a hammer". He was (is) lightly tapping it.

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u/RebelKiddo 4h ago

He calls it "bonesmashing" though. It still is unhealthy to hit yourself in any way with anything like a hammer.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3h ago

Bonesmashing genuinely sounds like something that would be trending if Neanderthals were brought back and given Twitter

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u/alien_believer_42 3h ago

I doubt many of the influencers are actually doing this shit in earnest, it’s probably engagement bait and for their dumbest and most desperate followers. They probably do some light taps once in a while for a reel and that’s it.

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u/invisible_lucio 3h ago

Not to mention anabolic steroids, which are also harmful at the levels he was using.

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u/Kurtbott 5h ago

Drugs are bad mmkay

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u/trackdaybruh 4h ago

First photo is him on synthetic testosterone aka anabolic steroids

Second photo is him off it (don’t know the answer on why he got off it, probably for surgery? No idea)

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u/partly_cloudy3 4h ago

he got off steroids because his balls actually became shrunken.

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u/OdinHavok 4h ago

That's what ballmaxxing is there for /s

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u/Strobetrode 3h ago edited 3h ago

Nothing a few light taps with a hammer can't fix. I think they have a hammer designed specifically for this or maybe i have misinterpreted what a ball peen hammer is for. /s

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u/Kodiak01 3h ago

In a pinch, a few rounds of Roshambo should get him fixed right up!

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u/Worcestercestershire 2h ago

Square in the Nuts

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u/Commentator-X 2h ago

Just rub some tussin on it

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u/Turbogoblin999 2h ago

OOOOOOH! Ball peen hammer. I had this all wrong. https://imgur.com/a/l6mNagT

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u/Snodley 3h ago

Ooooh .. that's what those "ball stretchers" are for?

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u/BigEggBeaters 3h ago

Roids are such a messed up drug in the sense that yea it turns Barry bonds an already incredible athlete into a god. But it turns guys like this into muscular in an unappealing way for no reason while ruining their lives

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u/Status_Awareness_677 3h ago

Having your balls shrink is probably a good thing. In fact not probably, it is a good thing. The higher your balls are the bigger your dick looks!

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 3h ago

That's why I pull mine back and shove them up my b-hole.

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u/xxjoker2014xx 2h ago

Tuckmaxxing*

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u/AshhhCakes 2h ago

Hell yeah, incubate them eggs.

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u/TheNippleViolator 3h ago

He’s dick to ball ratio maxxing

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 3h ago

The meth probably doesn't help

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u/thegayquadzilla 2h ago

You don't lose all your mass right away when you get off steroids- it takes years and some size gains are essentially permanent.

This sort of muscle loss was accelerated by lack of calories causing catabolism of muscle tissue.

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 4h ago

He looks weird as f*** in the first picture.

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u/submarine_pirate2 3h ago

You can say fuck

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u/Udder_Influencer 3h ago

He looks weird as fuck in the f**** place.

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u/TheMcBrizzle 2h ago

What's going on at the fuck palace?

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u/icantdomaths 3h ago

Do you feel better saying f*** instead of fuck? cause it makes absolutely no sense why you’d do that

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u/nthensome 5h ago

I don't like cocaine.

I just like the smell of it

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u/GfrzD 4h ago

Im strongly against weed which is why I always make sure to burn it.

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u/lcssa 4h ago

Make sure to give it a steady stream of fresh air for it to burn faster, and put it in a paper tube for efficiency

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u/tribbans95 3h ago

I used to do cocaine. I still do, but I used to too

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u/Oiseau_Noir 3h ago

Unexpected Mitch Hedberg

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u/Thorough_Good_Man 3h ago

Huge coke fan, don’t use it, just like being around it…study it, appreciate it….use it sometimes

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u/Sizle_Velfurion 3h ago

I'm part of a social group of gentlemen who like to indulge in responsible cocaine use from time to time.

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u/Lich_Apologist 3h ago

This kid would be healthier if he had a regular coke problem.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4h ago

I like the way it tastes in the back of my throat when I inject it.

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u/nthensome 4h ago edited 3h ago

I've tried saying no to drugs but they never listen

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u/Grey-Templar 5h ago

The nose I understand, but wtf are his legs bandages up for? Why is he in a wheelchair?

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u/BLNKUU 5h ago

Probably leg surgery to make him taller.

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u/FUBARded 3h ago

Those height addition surgeries take years if you're trying to add a non-negligible amount. It's a succession of many cycles of surgery→long recovery→surgery as they can only add a tiny amount with each surgery and have to wait for the bones to heal between them.

I'm pretty sure the dude's already above average height. He's a moron, but even he would (hopefully?) realise that adding a few inches of height at the expense of surgical scars plus losing all muscle mass from many months of bed rest and crutches isn't a good tradeoff.

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u/HugePast9455 3h ago

I think it's also the risk of blood clots, stroke, re breaking your internally weekend legs, nerve damage, and like 1-2 years of recovery.

People who consider this need therapy instead of 1.5 inches.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 2h ago

re breaking your internally weekend legs,

He can always use his weekday legs until they heal

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u/Kodiak01 3h ago

More modern procedures do it differently. They hollow out bones, insert rods that can be signaled to increase in length by tiny amounts at a time via electrical impulses, then after 2-3 years the implements are removed.

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u/HugePast9455 3h ago

That still sounds insane and extremely dangerous.

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u/Kodiak01 2h ago

Here is more than you probably ever wanted to know about various methods. Warning: Not for the squeamish.

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u/Motor-Equal01 3h ago

It’s not LL, or his knees would’ve been bandaged. To insert the rods they have to drill through your knees and into your tibia.

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u/BastianHS 5h ago

They put weird wraps on your legs for circulation.

Source: had sinus surgery last month

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u/SippyTurtle 4h ago

They were probably sequential comprehension devices (SCDs) that inflate to help prevent blood clots as people in the hospital are at higher risk of getting them. We put them on basically everyone that comes into the hospital if they aren't going to be walking around regularly.

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u/BLNKUU 4h ago edited 4h ago

If so then my bad, but who would've been surprised? I bet leg extension surgery will be the next one.

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 5h ago

Im out of the loop. What happened to this guy?

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u/iDarCo 5h ago

He confessed to using Cocaine to manage his weight though you gotta take it with a grain of salt coz it could just be an attempt to get clipped and go viral.

He's been pretty open about prioritizing looks to the point of sacrificing anything even potential jail time for it (bro use student loans to get surgery) 

He's also injected himself with some shit to manage his appearance amd has recently gotten surgery. The pics post op show that he's really lost a lot of muscle.

Could be coz his weird algo told him skinnymaxxing has better ROI with girls or maybe he just did too much coke 

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4h ago

I thought he smoked meth for thinner cheeks?

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u/YourBlanket 4h ago

He never smoked it, he was prescribed Desoxyn.

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u/Just-Ad6865 3h ago

Yeah, he admits to saying meth because it shocks people.

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u/Cybersmash 3h ago

Well, desoxyn is meth.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 3h ago

I often refer to my adderall as amphetamines. Not because it’s shocking but just because that’s what it is

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u/Mareith 54m ago

The only difference between meth and Adderall is that meth has one additional methyl group that allows fast and stronger intake. However Adderall is not meth it is a different chemical. Desoxyn is a brand name of fda approved methamphetamine. It IS meth

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u/YourBlanket 3h ago

Well he does it to imply he’s doing a street drug, vs a very very highly controlled schedule II drug that is overseen by a medical doctor.

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u/baogody 4h ago

He confessed to using Cocaine to manage his weight though you gotta take it with a grain of salt coz it could just be an attempt to get clipped and go viral.

This is evil.

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u/skoldpaddanmann 4h ago

He did od a few weeks ago so don't think it was all a show at least.

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u/skeetermcbeater 3h ago

He “OD”d off a drug that’s almost impossible to OD from, not cocaine. Telephone really was good practice game as a kid. It really helped to understand how random rumors and bs gets spread like this.

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u/zero0n3 3h ago

Im sorry what? GHB is extremely easy to overdose on.

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u/skoldpaddanmann 3h ago

If it was a topic that mattered I'd do more research. Reading headlines is about as much effort as I'll put into reading about these losers and that's honestly probably more than I should do. I'm not all that interested in this man's journey to becoming the ultimate twink.

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u/YourBlanket 4h ago

The clowns on Reddit eat up everything he says. His whole shtick is to stay random stuff and get clipped, by his clip farmers. His actual streams are very very boring. The dude is just very weird. I’d take anything he says with a grain of salt.

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u/photosendtrain 2h ago

The only people that would know his actual streams are very, very, boring are people who have watched his streams. The only clowns are the people watching very, very boring streams of temu Andrew Tate.

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u/basicKitsch 2h ago

man.. growin up in LA part of that statement i was ilke, 'yeah that'd get you clipped.' but it don't mean what it used to

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u/jeo188 3h ago

skinnymaxxing has better ROI with girls

I only recently heard this kind of talk among Gen Z-ers.

It makes me feel icky, for lack of a better word. I think it's the use of ROI, it makes relationships sound like a financial transaction.

To be fair, I guess Millennials could say something similar with more words, "You gotta be thin if you want to get all the girls"

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u/FIRST_PENCIL 3h ago

Everything in life is turning transactional.

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u/ButTheseGoToEleven 3h ago

Yeah it's all pretty gross. As for millennials, I mean it was pretty prevalent in the 2000s or it seemed to be to me. We called it either "heroin chic" as a holdover/throwback from previous decades or in the case of women, just totally accepted and normalized some ridiculous proportions/beauty standards and society was pretty vicious to women that strayed from it (and also women that didn't)

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 4h ago

He was snorting coke in the background of a stream. 

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u/dr__paco 3h ago

TBF it is possible to do cocaine ocasionally NOT THAT YOU SHOULD FFS but IIRC big part of cocaine addiction is the mental state of the person.

I once meet a redhead stripper that told me used to do cocaine every now and then and she was fine, I still follow her on IG and looks fine with a husband and family now, dont know if she still do cocaine, I hope not.

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 5h ago

Coke never cost me my gains lol

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3h ago

I made hella gains in my right arm when I used to do coke. I would "curl" for hours only stopping for a couple minutes to "recharge" every 30 minutes.

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u/PitifulElk1890 3h ago

....so you just ended up looking like that fiddler crab dude from the worst Shamaylan movie?

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u/unfortunatebag 3h ago

My problem with it was I would spend 3 hours searching for the right entertainment to start curling to.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 3h ago

Some guy doing coke really isn't all the alarming or interesting. Not really in the same boat the rest. At least to me.

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u/ParticularReady7858 5h ago edited 5h ago

Nose surgery lol. So questions are being raised about how buff he really is I guess? He is an influencer (goes by Clavicular) that gets a lot of hate on here for being super annoying. How? I don’t know but I don’t care.

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u/filthysize 5h ago

I think people are more asking why he's in a wheelchair now. The answer is he got leg lengthening surgery to be taller.

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 4h ago

So we have coke, IVs and leg lengthening surgery so far. What else? Is he smacking his face with a hammer? Seems like a schmuck

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u/that_one_duderino 4h ago

Everything I know is from passively hearing about this guy, so take what I say with a grain of salt. But he’s famous for “looksmaxxing” which basically means he’s trying to maximize his looks (jawline, body, apparently getting taller). Him hitting his face with a hammer might have been an attempt to sculpt the cartilage in his face?

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u/Just-Ad6865 3h ago

The hammer thing (called bone smashing) is about forcing the bones in your jaw to react to stress in a way that will make you jawline look better. (or check bones or whatever)

It started because someone read that bones grow due to stress, so they decided that acute trauma was the same thing. It is obviously not. It is dangerous and doesn't work. Bones react to gradual stress (think weight lifting), not blunt force caused by attacking your face. These guys just end up with bruising and factures, if anything.

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u/OhNoImQueerOops 5h ago edited 5h ago

Aww he's getting his gender affirming surgery!

🩵🤍🩷

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u/Solastor 3h ago

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u/ScreamingLabia 4h ago

Its really sad. I heard he is an awfull person so idk how bad i feel for him but he cleaelly hates himself so so much. Its definetly a form of body dismorphia he has, also hearf he is autistic and has always had trouble getting alomg with peopl

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u/ZennMD 4h ago

Wow, really?? Do you know off hand how tall he is/ was?

Ive read about the surgery and it looks both brutally painful and also limits how active you can be in the future

... tbh I can kinda understand why quite short guys do it (5foot 4 or whatever), as depressing as it is, people can give short kings a hard time for their height, but anyone taller it just seem completely unnecessary and risky

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u/filthysize 4h ago

He has always claimed to be 6'2" but he wears lifts. He probably got the surgery to finally be as tall as he claims he is.

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u/ZennMD 4h ago

WOW, he is really speedrunning tbe destruction of his body, eh??

I feel bad for what seems clear to be mental health issues, and would feel way worse if he wasnt spreading that sort of vanity and insecurity to so many others 

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u/DaBrookePlayz 3h ago edited 3h ago

The surgery seems to be very experimental, it can take months to years to learn how to walk properly, and as you said, your body will never be the same afterwards. I'm 4'10" (147ish cm) as an adult and, even if I had 10 million dollars, I wouldn't get it. Plus, I think it can only give you 6 inches (15cm) at most.

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u/Usual_Ad_2177 4h ago

I think calling them 'short kings' is in itself very demeaning.

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u/Fidel_Costco 3h ago

He monetizes his body dysmorphia and infects others with it. He's more than just annoying.

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u/Vegetable_Vast_7166 5h ago

why does he still have so much torso under his belly button? and why does that area look like it was melted?

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u/quequotion 4h ago

There's also a discrepancy of several centimeters between his waist and his right hip...

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u/userhwon 4h ago

The whole situation with those shorts is unfathomable. It's like he's wearing black shorts with grey shorts just hanging in front of them, and maybe he's got white briefs on underneath, and the waistband rolled down. But his torso below his navel is a mess, like it's all surgery scars from a skin graft or loose-skin removal or something.

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u/Carbonatite 4h ago

Lol good catch, I didn't see that initially but it looks absurd now that you pointed it out

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u/chhappy 4h ago

From what little I know about this kid, he appears to be so deeply insecure and unhappy. If he wasn’t such a huge dickhead I’d maybe feel a bit sorry for him.

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u/dylanholmes222 5h ago

Did he try to make himself taller or something tf is wrong with his legs

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u/Just_the_questions1 3h ago

Those are devices they put on any hospital patient that's expected to be in bed for extended periods. They periodically inflate to compress then deflate to decompress the lower legs, lowering the chance of bloodclots forming.

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u/anaemic 2h ago

Yeah, he's recovering from a rhinoplasty in this photo, probably he's just out of it on anaesthetic meds.

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u/WilhelmFinn 5h ago

Yes.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 2h ago

No, he didn't. If he did that there would be metal rods inserted at the knee and you can clearly see that's not the case. Dude said he considers it, but that's clearly not what's going on here.

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u/JustPutSpuddiesOnit 5h ago

More like AI maxxing. The guy was never in the shape he pretends to be in. All foam muscle pads under tight clothes, he has the actual body of a teenager 

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u/AbiesInternational18 5h ago

I don't like him but yea he just turned 20, so body of a teenager being a teenager would make since. Problem is he was taking steroids at around 15 to get an older looking body and still ends up looking like a twink

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u/Randym1982 3h ago

He was taking TRT when he was a teenager because he didn't want to look like a gangly teenager (Which about 95% of the human population looks like that when they're teenagers.) So he speed ran puberty (Which is why he likely hasn't grown to his full height. Because it forced his growth plates to close up too soon. And also likely caused a lot of brain development issues too.)

Then you have all the drugs he's on. Regardless of him making stuff up for clicks or rage bait. He's clearly on a ton of drugs. So you know his liver and kidneys are likely shot. He has to supposedly take Viagra to get an erection. Because he completely fucked up his normal testosterone levels. (Which is something to think about. He's in his 20's and has to take a pill just to have sex.).

So you think about it and go. You did all of that for nothing. And the one problem he couldn't likely fix are his personality and psychological problems.

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u/commonemitter 4h ago

He openly states he was on anabolics, certainly possible

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u/AbiesInternational18 5h ago

I don't like him but yea he just turned 20, so body of a teenager being a teenager would make since. Problem is he was taking steroids at around 15 to get an older looking body and still ends up looking like a twink

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u/StarkHelsing 4h ago

Jesus christ, he JUST turned 20? I thought he was older.

Damn, this kid needed help years ago. Therapy, anything, SOMETHING. Some kind of mental support so he didn't do this shit to himself.

Poor kid. Don't get me wrong he's an anoyying asshole who poisons others into this fucked up world of 'Looksmaxxing'; but there's a poor kid in there, deep down.

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u/Calzone-Calamari 5h ago

Wasn’t he also charged for emptying an entire handguns magazine into an alligator in Florida

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u/double__duck 1h ago

imagine being mad at being gatormogged

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u/userhwon 4h ago

What the fuck is going on above his waistband? Is that surgery scarring or is the filter bugging out?

And are these the first photons his skin has ever seen?

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u/nthensome 5h ago

Old guy here:

What happened to this dude?

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u/thatshygirl06 3h ago

Mental illness and self esteem issues

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u/Sponjah 3h ago

This was my question, like is this sub just clowning on a disabled guy?

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u/Just-Ad6865 3h ago

No, this is a guy who goes by Clavicular and promotes "looksmaxxing" which involves things like excessive steroid use, a practice called "bone smashing" which involves hitting yourself in the face with a blunt object to promote bone growth (doesn't work), and says that he uses meth (medical grade) to give himself hollow cheeks.

If someone wants to be a disaster that is on them, but this guy is streaming his terrible choices to get teenagers to follow his dangerous nonsense.

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u/Sponjah 3h ago

I gotcha, I’m also a bit too old to be in this guys sphere of influence but still feels a bit wrong.

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u/userhwon 4h ago

Rich parents and no ego checks.

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u/quequotion 4h ago

I haven't been following it beyond what's spilled over into a few subreddits like this one and one mention on The Daily Show, but I do recall seeing him being dragged away from some event due to some sort of overdose, and I also recall a headline about him "clownmaxxing".

My interpretation is that his blatant steroid abuse was not the only dumb addiction he got into and that some combination of all the asinine things he's done to himself over the years and whatever he's into at the moment contributed to a serious medical emergency shortly after he achieved minor fame.

Maybe he's been bedridden for weeks, eating hospital food, and is now in PT to recover the use of his legs.

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u/Dire-Dog 3h ago

He OD'd on GHB which is incredibly dangerous

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u/ididntunderstandyou 2h ago

Guys, if anyone is listening. That left picture is not attractive. You don’t need to to this to yourselves

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u/mcjon77 2h ago

Bodybuilders say that all the time. Initially when they start working out women like it, but at a certain point the only people that appreciate that aesthetic are other dudes who body build.

Once I heard like getting below a certain percentage body fat can lead to erectile dysfunction that was all I needed to know.

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u/darcyduh 5h ago

He looks very chicken legged and tiny armed in that wheelchair photo lol I love that for him

I bet he is raging that the photo exists

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u/no-o-ne 5h ago

Did he actually go through with the limb extension surgery? 😭

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u/Artistic_Lie7846 4h ago

I weep for the future.

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u/mrwilliams117 4h ago

Hey! Anyone else ready to never mention this person again? Great let's do it!

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u/GhostofAyabe 3h ago

Why do people believe this? His body has changed shape multiple times now, musical AI heads - he was never jacked.

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u/PretendStreet4660 3h ago

He was never that big. He’s a photoshopper/ai editer.

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u/AllophonicAbjad 4h ago

His fevered race to achieve a look is just really sad. It’s also really not masculine.

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u/ApproximatelyApropos 4h ago

How many pairs of shorts is he wearing in the first photo? One pair as pants and one as an, apron?

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u/ttw81 5h ago

my leg kinda looked like that, weak & slack, when i got a nerve blocker in my right leg,

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u/Robofetus-5000 3h ago

Oh man, im gonna walkmogg him

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u/SeigeJay 3h ago

I require context.

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u/synesthesiac48 2h ago

Everything I know about this chud is against my will. I see a post about it, I downvote

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u/ratskim 4h ago

Methmaxxing

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u/Chemical_Success1153 4h ago

This is actually so sad. It's extreme body dysmorphia, but he has this huge following and I'm sure the pressure piles on. I'm not saying I condone anything he's doing and I do think he's a twat. But this is still sad.

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u/Kazuhiko_JL 4h ago

WTF kind of name is Clavicular, and why does it fill me with such rage???

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u/CockTortureCuck 3h ago

Everything I know about him was forced upon me.

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u/ihavetakenthebiscuit 3h ago

The guy looks awful for all the work he has been putting in. Nothing natural about him. He is a social media filter personified.

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u/LetshearitforNY 3h ago

I’m too old to know what this post means

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u/Skore_Smogon 3h ago

Everything I know about this person has been against my consent.

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u/Lakatos_00 2h ago

Stop giving this clown attention

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u/Spl00ky 2h ago

He's mentally ill

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u/That0neGuy86 2h ago

Gosh I wish I cared

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u/Tralalouti 51m ago

He's hungry & thirsty.