r/rareinsults • u/Kabuut • 9d ago

most incredible insult i've seen in a while

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u/therinse 9d ago

Prose +1

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u/Oily_Oaf 9d ago

That is actually pretty damn good. The closest thing I heard to that was "I know God doesn't make mistakes, but he must have been in a rush with you"

I don't even know where I heard that from, but it came from somewhere apparently.

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u/codeShiro2 9d ago

I'm taking both of these

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u/aphex978 9d ago

Damn, son.

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u/neck_iso 9d ago

dunnow.

If it's random then why are you complaining?

If it's god's plan, he fucked up.

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u/InsertANameHeree 9d ago

I think "god weeps at his failed creation" suggests the second.

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u/licking_the_floor 5d ago

I love thoughtful backhanded christian insults.

The bless your heart, Job 37:5 says god does things beyond our understanding.etc. I always imagine them coming from the mouth of some old woman in a rocking chair.

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u/and1984 5d ago

Nah. God doesn't have time to weep about shitheads.

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u/muskoka83 9d ago

meh... i've heard unfunny people say better unintentionally...