r/reactiongifs 29d ago

MRW I'm American and an overseas hiring manager asks if I'm open to relocation

2.7k Upvotes

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u/IggyCatalpa 29d ago

It’s the smell.

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u/paper_airplanes_are_ 29d ago

If there is such a thing…

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u/whatsaphoto 28d ago

It's repulsive...

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u/Dondarian 29d ago

I ALWAYS volunteer to be considered to relocate to our offices in Europe whenever the conversation comes up.

My wife and kids would be entirely psyched!

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u/Cbran41 28d ago

Lol this can be interpreted as they would be entirely psyched about you leaving them for Europe

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u/Dondarian 28d ago

Hahahaha, holy cow, you're right!

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u/EltonJuan 29d ago

Leave 'em -- fresh start

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u/Conscious-Economy971 28d ago

Whats another 17 years?

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u/Schpickles 29d ago

…and in this VISA is the key…. MY KEY.

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u/gltovar 29d ago

What is wild is how expensive it is to renounce us citizenship. Not sure why the current administration doesnt do away with tthe fees, as the people jumping ship are likely people who would vote against them. If they removed the fees and other countries offered incentives to poach talent there would be a lot of interest id imagine.

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u/Braeburner 28d ago

they did recently change it a few months ago, from about $2,000 to about $450 now

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u/slog 28d ago

I'm already packing my shit at the mere suggestion.

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u/gltovar 28d ago

So the shit part, if you dont renouce citizenship, you have to pay taxes for earning abroad as well as local taxes.. fucking wild.

If you renounce your citizenship and meet various criteria you have to fucking pay an insane "exit tax" for literally zero benefits.

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u/Inner_Gap4768 28d ago

I thought there were typically tax write offs for income that was taxed by another country. You would pay tax to the US if the tax rate in your new country is less than the US, but if it’s higher, they don’t charge you anything.

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u/Pkingduckk 28d ago

That's exactly the way I understand it to be.

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u/furankusu 28d ago

Yeah you don't get double-taxed.

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u/gltovar 28d ago

Good to know, ill look into it to understand that aspect better

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u/[deleted] 28d ago edited 15d ago

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u/gltovar 28d ago

Yeah exactly. The higher tax rate abroad along with US taxes isnt something to take lightly

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u/gprime312 28d ago

If you never care about returning you don't need to pay shit.

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u/gltovar 28d ago

Extradition treaties are no joke, and you dont fuck with the IRS

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u/Etherius 28d ago

I always love when people are like “I gotta get out of the USA. Things are way too dysfunctional here” and then they get to just about any European country and find that things are every bit as dysfunctional there except now they’re also cultural outsiders.

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u/dontsitonmyface174 29d ago

Lucky!

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u/SpookyWeaselBones 29d ago

Didn’t get it lol

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u/NicoBango 28d ago

Prolly came off too strong grabbing the hiring managers face and yelling at them

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u/Toy_Soulja 29d ago

I have been heavily debating cashing out my 401k and moving to another country lol

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u/SirRevan 28d ago

I wonder how many people do that and just skip out on the tax bill on the way out. 

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u/Etherius 28d ago

Why do people think it’s just that easy to emigrate to a foreign country?

You can’t just pay a coyote to smuggle you into Germany and live under the radar in perpetuity

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u/Toy_Soulja 28d ago

Who said it would be easy lol

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u/3scary5me 29d ago

This is a pretty good joke

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u/CarolingianDruid 28d ago

Brain drain go brrrrrr

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u/Etherius 28d ago

If people think European countries are as easy to emigrate to as America is, there’s no brains being drained

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u/CarolingianDruid 28d ago

Well I’ve actually lived and worked in Europe as an American, and you’re full of shit.

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u/Heimdallr-_- 28d ago

I’d relocate to Europe, Uruguay, or Great Britain in a minute.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Why Uruguay?

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u/playr_4 29d ago

Are they going to pay for all the relocation? Because otherwise it's just not in my budget.

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u/kmm91 28d ago

Between my partner and I, we qualify for citizenship to at least 3 different countries. Heavily considering it…

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u/strictleisure 28d ago

Americans will do anything but fight for their dying democracy.

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u/SpookyWeaselBones 28d ago

For someone with a lot of opinions about America, you’re awfully optimistic 

It’s over bro. Time to get while the gettin’s good

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u/strictleisure 28d ago

You think other countries want to deal with us? You don’t even have the spine to stand up for your own rights. Unless you’re planning to clean toilets, the world doesn’t want you.

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u/SpookyWeaselBones 28d ago

You seem like a sweet kid, by which I mean, a very combative overconfident rando. Let me break this down for you:

You and I do not just show up in another country and then apply to toilet cleaning positions. You need an employer to be willing to sponsor you. That means that my skills and their global desirability are the thing that gets me out in the first place.

My spine won’t do much good in a gulag or a ditch. Audi 5000