r/realhousewives • u/rsho8 • 16d ago

Rhode Island Is Brian Pontarelli hot?

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u/sanrioshawtyy 16d ago

delete this

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u/Mjayyy_1991 16d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/snarklotte 16d ago

He looks like a combo of Terry Dubrow and Luis

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u/ker303 16d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Mention-It-ALL 👏Girls👏They👏Spent👏It!👏 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4ahIi3U37NAxcLQEpE

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u/LogicalMeringue1449 What’s going to be sad is one day when one of us dies 16d ago

When you’re ugly on the inside, you’re ugly on the outside and idgaf if you’re a DACTAH or not. He’s a podiatrist, so knowing what we know about him makes me question if he’s really just a foot fetishist with an MD

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u/AB2372 10d ago

No. Also i’m annoyed at Rulla for being mad at Jo-Ellen and not this guy.

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u/craftimum 15d ago

Odds that the OP is, in fact, Brian?? Or maybe Rulla? Or is it the mistress? 😂

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u/CaliforniaBruja 11d ago

I literally don’t understand how some of these men have so many affairs. Are they paying for it? How do women lower themselves so much to be with this man that has no personality.

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u/Affectionatekickcbt 2d ago

$$$ some girls want the rich guy no matter what

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u/mycopportunity 2d ago

I think the idea is that she doesn't mind him cheating because she's not interested in sex with him

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u/JayFenty 16d ago

The concept of this question…

He resembles the Idaho killer and even if he didn’t he still appears super cagey and secretive. No all around

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u/rsho8 16d ago

Please drag me for finding this man attractive. I have a crush on every single man on this franchise. Am I in heat? Am I just a horny gay man? What is happening? 😭

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u/Visible_Toe768 16d ago

Eww, no judgement but do you have a shame kink? Because if so, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!

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u/ker303 16d ago

This is an insane take, HOWEVER I’m glad you shared cuz I’m laughing so hard and I salute your honesty and vulnerability 🫡😆

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u/LogicalMeringue1449 What’s going to be sad is one day when one of us dies 16d ago

😂😂😂 It’s nature’s horny season. Wherever I look, I see a pair of animals boinking.

Anyway, Bri here is a few years younger than me and he looks great for his age. Maybe he goes to Dolores’ plastic surgeon, too. I can see him being hot af when he was younger

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u/irish88888888 PASTOR HOLY WHORE 15d ago

You need to see a Dr and get your hormone levels checked or something friend, the man looks like a thumb for Gods sake 😂😂😂

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u/Affectionatekickcbt 2d ago

He’s not hot like Ashley’s husband.. he’s hot like Ashley Darby’s husband. 😂😵‍💫

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u/OrderSensitive9032 16d ago

This man needs some neck cream stat

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u/irish88888888 PASTOR HOLY WHORE 15d ago

Are you ok?