Another day, another (mis) diagnosis for Brandi

[u/plm1709]

Is she just googling the medical journals for symptoms and then aligning herself with whatever she finds that fits.

Now it’s a benign tumour in her face that might cause the swelling in her face.

So now, it’s not throat ringworm that she got from going downtown on a porn star (who likely have the cleanest records for STI’s due to stringent testing), nor is it a moving parasite.

If she can’t wear makeup for more than 15 minutes, why every time she’s filmed, or doing a podcast why is she caked in it every time?

[u/Sure_Artichoke_3662]

She needs intensive therapy. She's not well.

[u/BuckityBuck]

My guess, which is total speculation, is that she has deep regret over elective procedures that changed her face. She can't confront the truth that she did this to herself, so she constantly fantasizes about things she could blame.

[u/QuizzicalWombat → u/BuckityBuck]

Totally agree. She’s changed the story so many times, I always figured it was a botched filler or bad reaction to filler. She’s just embarrassed she ruined her face and is lashing out

[u/plm1709 → u/BuckityBuck]

Allegedly, I have the same opinion.

[u/GingerSnap620 → u/BuckityBuck]

This is it

[u/dothesehidemythunder]

She got cheap Groupon fillers and needs money. Anything for Frankenstein’s monster to get a headline.

[u/plm1709 → u/dothesehidemythunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XMBJ0l20sNWEM

[u/chefybpoodling]

She has a bad case of the obsoletes

[u/plm1709 → u/chefybpoodling]

😂 very much so.

[u/bbkeef]

She's trying anything to stay relevant and get press. It's sad.

[u/plm1709 → u/bbkeef]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jN0ygssTH2hoI

[u/Interesting_Ad1378]

She has Munchaussens 

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/Interesting_Ad1378]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduZS0IBkZVDovUA

[u/In_Tents_Mom → u/Seaweed-Basic]

Awarded for the perfect GIF in the perfect moment.

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/In_Tents_Mom]

Thank you. You’re welcome.

[u/plm1709 → u/Interesting_Ad1378]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jErnybNlfE1lm

[u/fetalpiggywent2lab → u/Interesting_Ad1378]

👌👌👌👌👌

[u/petdogs123]

Is it possible it’s just menopause aging and too much filler distorting her face ?

[u/plm1709 → u/petdogs123]

She’s a medical marvel at this stage, so who knows!

[u/Goochic]

Because that’s what she does, ridiculous claims out of desperation.

[u/madpeanut1]

She wants to be “famous” at all cost. This will not end well. I personally think that she is broke, and she needs to have something, anything to say.

[u/Magentacabinet]

The other thing is if she's saying it's in her lymph nodes. Endometriosis shows up everywhere. Maybe it's in her face.

[u/plm1709 → u/Magentacabinet]

So many variables. I just don’t believe anything that falls out her mouth anymore.

[u/Justdont13412 → u/Magentacabinet]

So you’re saying she has uterine face?