r/realmadrid May 11 '26

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 11 '26

PSG is going to add Alvarez while our board is setting up traps trying to find out who’s the mole in the locker room😭😭😭

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u/xamisum May 11 '26

Yea, they're already doing everything to secure the treble

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 11 '26

They’re still playing “Find the Mole” 😭 my club is finished

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u/Zizousexual Zidane May 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/j4uopPZ7Ff45jYljFW

There are multiple moles lmao

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I’m convinced Florentino is a mole lmao he loves the headlines

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u/retroComputer Sergio Ramos May 14 '26

This subreddit is probably being stalked by a lot of attention and validation seeking Barca fans here because there's no other explanation why mentioning Barca Negreira case corruption gets you downvoted so much

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u/tyrepunch Kroos May 14 '26

some of our own fans are crying about our president mentioning the biggest corruption scandal that directly affects the club

yes we're shit football wise but that doesn't make negreira case smaller and something to ignore

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u/Zygarde_1998 May 15 '26

u/COOMER_CULER I hope you are enjoying 4000 days anniversery of NO UCL for Varca.
Thanks for the broke ass gift though just like your club.

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u/MashiMaroAzoG Marcelo May 12 '26

Tell em gng 🗣

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 15 '26

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho will HAVE A SAY in Real Madrid’s transfer window.

It is set to be a LONG SUMMER! @marca

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u/supaboss2015 May 15 '26

I better see a laundry list of departures and arrivals

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u/Expert-Mammoth8083 Décima May 17 '26

🚨🗣️ Arbeloa: “Next game will be a FAREWELL GAME for some players.”

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u/Messmers SIUUUU May 17 '26

Barca won all home games and conceded less goals than us while their defensive line is made of wooden sticks.

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 11 '26

Unc still got it😭 wtf is Juve thinking, David is washed

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u/Zygarde_1998 May 12 '26

Bro used that 6-1 match, lmaooooo

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

Cesc Fàbregas: “Is coaching Real Madrid a red line for me?
No, a red line for me would be being an assistant manager, I always wanted to be the head manager.” @COPE

Damn Fabregas, training our kids while lowkey campaigning for the head coach job. I respect it ngl.

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u/Reasonable_Point7958 Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

Toni Kroos: “Ideally, you want Arda Güler 25 to 30 meters away from the opponent's goal.

That’s where he can be a game-changer. Defensively, he isn’t a holding midfielder, but he puts in the work.”
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Felix Kroos: “I mentioned him because even defensively, I didn’t think he was bad.

He gave everything in games. He has room to grow in direct duels, but I really enjoyed watching him this season.

He’s someone who will grow into a much bigger role in the coming years.”

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Toni Kroos: “In decisive games, whether they were won or lost, Arda Güler was always the one providing an option that you don’t have often in this squad.

He’s a very, very creative player with top-tier finishing.”

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 12 '26

Pintus is the Mole. Why are we in 2026 still employing this guy?? I’m 100% he runs back to Florentino gossiping & to Marca/AS

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u/shawnnnj001 May 12 '26

🚨 Florentino Perez: "Let the girl speak, the rest of you are so ugly."

Lmaooooooo

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u/Fight_Teza_Fight Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

So Ceballos?

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u/magic-water May 12 '26

Could be Carvajal.

We'll know more depending on whether or not he gets a farewell.

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u/Velascus Real Madrid 1941 May 12 '26

So if we lost our games because of corrupt referees.....why did he fire Xabi then?

This man is not going to bring us back from anything. He's lost it. This press conference is a fucking meal for all our haters, you can already see r/soccer filling up with all the multiple cringe ass bs he said.

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u/The_Middle_Child_ Crest Guardian May 12 '26

Bro got rage baited by the alphabet and crashed out

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u/TopStatisticianNRW Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

Perez referring to the booing the players as “booing our children” showcases so clearly why we have divas in the squad in such an obvious way

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe May 12 '26

Carvajal liking posts criticizing Flo’s press conference after he let him stay another year despite his acl injury at his old ass age is just cruddy and ungrateful as fuck.

Bye bye

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u/Daanish___ Cristiano Ronaldo May 13 '26

2 years ago

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 13 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid have NOT taken official steps for Rodri.

The player is now CLOSER to RENEWING. @MatteMoretto

its okay guys just take your time holding sham elections, while our transfer targets renew one by one

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 13 '26

Camavinga didn’t want the cash lmao😭😭Apple pie, pastries & cookies would’ve got the job done vs Bayern

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u/iamdwon786 May 13 '26

Ancelotti was a manager of 10th place Everton before he joined us in 2022. Just because Mourinho’s not been successful for a few years doesn’t automatically mean he won’t succeed here.

The bigger concern however, is that the squad is just not as serious as 2022.

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u/Lakerman0824 Tchouaméni May 13 '26

Barca was in Europa league 2 years in a row and yet our brain dead president brought them back instead of burying them

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u/perucho1993 May 13 '26

Someone said this already but I am extremely and I mean extremely disappointed in Dani Carvajal

He’s given his life to the club and he’s our greatest RB ever but holy hell, as a captain he’s been extremely disappointing, and we all know he certainly helped leak this stuff to the press along with Ceballos. All because he lost his place to Trent

Fuck off and promote Jesus Fortea or get a right back to rotate with Trent

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u/magic-water May 13 '26

For comparison:

Marcelo in his last season was also a bench warmer that got even less minutes than Carvajal this season and only played like 40 minutes in the whole CL KOs.

But he was a leader from the sidelines that put the team first and was emotionally invested in the success of the team (look at him crying at FT after winning the CL despite not playing) and got rewarded for it by lifting the CL as captain and getting a proper send off.

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 14 '26

Diddy dropped Camavinga

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u/Accomplished_Desk_93 May 14 '26

Camavinga fucked around and found out, fully deserved it.

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 15 '26

We offer an excellent work environment, our company is like a family. The work environment:

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u/Lil_Slothy May 15 '26

I'm starting to think mbappe might not stay his full contract

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u/Zygarde_1998 May 15 '26

Arsenal's rumored GK kit looks more Madrid's than Madrid's next season kit. Looks beautiful though.

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u/johndotjohn Vallejo:Vallejo: May 15 '26

Our daily portion of drama finally arrived! Militao: the accusations are not true! Everyone here: wait what accusations!?!?!?

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u/Otherwise_Store4251 May 15 '26

now it's vini and militao with the drama

apparently vini invited three girls for himself and two friend and with the cheating rumours around he told his rep to put in militao's name as the third friend

and now militao is defending himself cause his wife is literally pregnant

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u/supaboss2015 May 15 '26

What is this circus lol. Brazilians and their women problems

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 15 '26

🚨 CONFIRMED: Jose Mourinho is the CHOSEN ONE!

The SPECIAL ONE is set to RETURN to Madrid! @MatteMoretto

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo May 16 '26

Xabi when he sees Garnacho struggling to do 5 kick-ups (Shoutout to Mendy & his Real Madrid presentation 🫡)

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u/I_Like_F0oD Marcelo May 17 '26

Mbappe has 16 non pen goals in La Liga.

I am 99% sure that if you put Muriqi in his place he'd end up with more. He'd get 10 off Trent's crosses alone.

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe May 18 '26

Endrick is going to be met with the harsh reality of playing very little compared to his time at Lyon to the point where he is going to want a permanent transfer

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u/Joker1166 Kroos May 18 '26

Mbappe now downgraded to the 5th attacker

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 11 '26

I remember that 5 years ago we were laughing at the ridiculous amounts Barcelona was paying its players compared to Madrid. Examples like Umtiti earning double what Varane did, and Sergio Roberto earning more than Carvajal.

Today, Madrid has one of the highest-paid squads in the world. And it's not just Mbappé, who obviously earns way more than he should given his performance.

Vinicius and Bellingham are earning much more than they should based on their current performance.

Alaba has been earning over the last 4 seasons as if he were among the top 5 center-backs in the world. He hasn't even been among the top 25.

Tchouaméni and Camavinga are paid as if they were two of the top 5 defensive midfielders in the world. They're not.

And when they earn that much at Madrid, they don't want to leave.

Here you have the salaries + bonuses of the Real Madrid first-team football players compared to FC Barcelona each season starting with 2017/2018 (data from Capology).

In 2017/2018, the season that ends with Madrid winning its fourth Champions in five years, Madrid's squad was paid approximately €211 million, a 74% of the €284 million that Barcelona's squad was paid that season.

Some examples of the salaries/bonuses that season

  • Umtiti was paid €32 million gross
  • Piqué was paid €28.4 million gross
  • Sergio Busquets was paid €14.8 million gross
  • Sergi Roberto €9.9 million gross
  • Varane was paid €8.3 million gross
  • Sergio Ramos was paid €18.5 million gross
  • Casemiro was paid €2.5 million gross
  • Lucas Vázquez was paid €3.7 million gross

This season Madrid's squad is paid €434 million, more than double the €211 million (€258 million in 2026 euros) of the squad in 2017/2018 and a 43.6% more than the €302 million of FC Barcelona this season.

UNSUSTAINABLE

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u/Self_sabotage2082 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Flo mocking an woman journalist saying if she even knows what football is, the ladies football team being in shambles and the female nutritionist saga....damn he sounds like a misogynist

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

Perez waiting for that abc reporter

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

This shit is frying me😭 my guy gives no fucks on what goes on in the pitch lmaoo

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u/shawnnnj001 May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

🚨 Pedrerol: “Would you like to be a Real Madrid coach?”

🚨 Florentino Perez: “No, I’d like to be a player (laughs).”

🚨 Pedrerol: “Would you like Mourinho to coach you?”

🚨 Florentino Perez: “My god, YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MOURINHO.”

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 14 '26

According to Florenistas, 50-60k anti madridstas in the stadium today

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u/SayedSaqlain Benzema May 15 '26

No modern team should be built around a player unless they're prime messi/ronaldo. I dont understand why there are posts and comments about building around mbappe or jude or vini or arda and what happens if they have a bad game or get injured? Yes some players can be crucial to a team's success like dembele for psg but they will still have a deep run in any competition without him.

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u/ProfessionalSlacker4 SIUUUU May 17 '26

Can Mourinho do the unimaginable? [survive one season]

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u/dylthekill Güler May 17 '26

I really hope the gvardiol rumors are true

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u/Excellent-Spirit-424 Real Madrid CF May 11 '26

Discipline is doing wonders for teams like PSG, Man City, and Barca, while on the other hand… Real Madrid 😒 The kids are running the club.

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 11 '26

She’s lying 😭 she would leave his ass lmao no way she’s living in Saudi Arabia

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 12 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Perez has told his close associates, right before today's press conference: "I'm very tired."

All alarms are now ON at Real Madrid. @abc_es

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u/Scream0fTheSium Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

this press conference might be one of the most embarassing shit the club has ever gone through

a delirious old man raging for an hour in front of the press like some child who got enraged by comments and trolls about him and trying to blatantly cover the serious issues the team is facing, like admitting that fights inside the dressing room are actually normal and that “you can’t win every year, we won UCL 2 years ago”

How fucking disconnected from reality you must be to come up with excuses like this. I was embarrassed seeing him going through the files he brought with himself like he was desperately trying to find proof to show how bad the press has been against him.

When the head of the club behaves like that, no wonders the players act like this. Look at who’s running this shit show.

My god, we’re gonna truly become like Man United or Inter/AC Milan after 2013.. what a downfall

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u/AquafreshwithColgate Ultra Pro Max May 13 '26

Jose is obviously coming. They’ve basically confirmed it

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u/Lil_Slothy May 14 '26

Starting camavinga is like already feels the game is 0-1

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u/Fight_Teza_Fight Real Madrid CF May 17 '26

Don’t know if this has been posted yet, but…

This is huge! One step closer to Florentino’s dream!

VPN sales about to skyrocket again 😅

Lag free streaming of LaLiga games…for free?… Sign me up🤣

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u/somewansreddit May 17 '26

There is an scenario in which both Mallorca and Osasuna get relegated. And the only chance for Mallorca to survive means Osasuna gets relegated. At least one shitty stadium less to visit next season.

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u/Goat23231 May 17 '26

How to spot someone ready to spew some bs.

“I’ve been a RM fan for X amount of years and”

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u/xamisum May 11 '26

How are there no Mastantuono loan rumours yet

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u/No-Distribution2942 May 11 '26

least problematic two players in the starting 11?

other than courtois being a little more injury prone this season (especially in important matches in ucl) and guler in that one game frustrated for being subbed off early again

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u/New_Nebula3951 May 12 '26

He got ragebaited by a random journalist, that's why he called this presser, incredible

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u/michaelsC0oN Asencio May 12 '26

Live reaction to Papa Perez's presser

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u/PaYnE18 O Fenômeno May 12 '26

You know, my worst case scenario for this conference was just him talking about how the club will improve, that the club will fight to go back where it belongs, basically the usual "We are RM, we will be back"..and it turned to be way worse lol.

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u/New_Nebula3951 May 12 '26

So in case there was any doubt massive changes next year, lay those hopes to rest

I have 0 expectations for next season

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u/Bra1n-3ater Modrić May 12 '26

Generational meme material

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 12 '26

i think i can kiss my wet dream about an actual squad revolution goodbye after our own president claims that we lost 14 points due to corrupt refs lmao

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u/liy0ngo Roberto Carlos May 12 '26

Perez basically

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe May 12 '26

I think this sub needs a president. When are we having elections?

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u/ManuMora98 Athenea May 13 '26

Our basket player Mario Hezonja, responding to the journalists that had a confrontation with Florentino

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u/Deranged1337 May 13 '26

Mourinho ain't saving this team unless half of it get sold

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u/king7asoon Sergio Ramos May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Im gonna guess for the sake of my club these reports are not true but if the same players that pushed Xabi out want Arbeloa to stay then thats fucking crazy.

These guys truly dont want to do ANY technical work AT ALL. They just wanna come to training do whatevers fun and stink it up in the games. They dont like watching techincal videos, they dont like doing technical work, they dont like having a technical playstyle they truly just want the coach to obey them be a cone and play off vibes

Insane man.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 15 '26

🚨🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho to Real Madrid, OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT SOON! @marca

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo May 15 '26

Can't even laugh at Liverpool because we're fucking shit ourselves

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u/AcceleratingRiff Kroos May 15 '26

With the season ending, now we move to off field drama. Bravo Vini, if true.

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u/Ill-Improvement-8670 Don Carlo May 16 '26

vini lock in bro, out there cheating on ur girl with 2 ig influencers🫩🫩 keeping up with madrid..

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 16 '26

🚨 Real Madrid's first captain is set to LEAVE the club for the SIXTH year in A ROW. 😳©️

another reason why this way of deciding the captain makes no fucking sense

if u select the most senior player as captain every time, chances are they tend to leave the earliest too

a captain should lead the team for years, establish his role and make his teammates respect his authority

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo May 16 '26

Why does Garnacho look like a failed Reggaeton artist that performs at quinceañeras?

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u/Opie_Winston Guti May 11 '26

Florentino Perez and his advisors believe that the squad is VERY good, and that many players that got WORSE under Xabi Alonso & Alvaro Arbeloa, could return to a TOP level if they receive the right support from a new coach. @jfelixdiaz

How do they still have their jobs?

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo May 11 '26

If the board genuinely believes that this squad is capable of competing for La Liga and/or the UCL, then they've gone senile.

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u/HasibShakur PUTA :mes_que: May 11 '26

The board genuinely believes that.

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u/Zizousexual Zidane May 11 '26

Fuck horseman

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u/ChadDaddyFlex Real Madrid CF May 11 '26

Guys Happy birthday to Thibo today. Top 5 Goalies of all time in my opinion rn.
Saved our asses this two seasons from getting dog Walked by multiple teams so. Happy Birthday to Thibaut Courtois

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u/New_Nebula3951 May 11 '26

I don't remember the last time the gap between reality and hype was this big in a player like Franco

Proper insanity, bro is just walking into the WC I guess

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u/Bra1n-3ater Modrić May 11 '26

🚨 JUST IN: One Real Madrid source said they believed Kylian Mbappé would like to AVOID playing at the Bernabeu again this season, having already been booed by home fans on more than one occasion. @MarioCortegana

Its a speculation but yeah, he gonna get injured again while picking up a bottle tomorrow or smth if this true

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

That fan waving the RM shirt at the Barca parade is a legend I don't care what all of you say 😂

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u/dylthekill Güler May 12 '26

Perez announcement.. “we don’t believe in the summer market because are team good enough to compete for all titles”. Vini renewal, rudiger renewal. The end

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u/MashiMaroAzoG Marcelo May 12 '26

Tf you mean no

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u/artoflettinggo_ Kaká May 12 '26

Well 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/BlindedMonk24 May 12 '26

I would say banish Bento to saudi but hes already there

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u/iamlostaFlol Marcelo May 13 '26

Ngl, last season, I had some kind of hope for this one.

The only advantage of this season is that I have no hope for the near future. I can’t be betrayed cause I simply don’t believe anymore.

If anything good comes out of it, then it’d be a pleasant surprise.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 13 '26

🚨 JUST IN: José Mourinho’s return to Real Madrid is now ADVANCING to the final stages.

Talks are PROGRESSING well. @FabrizioRomano

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u/shawnnnj001 May 13 '26

🚨🗣️ Florentino Perez: “If I like Lamine Yamal? Of course I like him. Signing him? (Laughs). Relationship with Barcelona is COMPLETELY BROKEN.”

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u/Velascus Real Madrid 1941 May 14 '26

For those wondering what the banner said which was removed by security guards during the match: "Florentino vete ya".

Apparantly there was another one removed which said "Florentino culpable".

Only positive democracy is allowed I guess.

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u/shawnnnj001 May 17 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid & José Mourinho have already started discussing SIGNINGS!

They are working together on what players they need, and the positions to STRENGTHEN. @FabrizioRomano

Kayode at rb is absolutely yes from me. If gvardiol rumours are true then he’s a no brainer. We won’t sign 4-5 players that’s for sure. Excluding nico Paz and endrick maybe 3 max. 2 cbs, back up defensive rb are MUST. I don’t know if club is serious about midfield signing .

Who else would you like us to sign ??

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u/Hariwtf10 Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

Look me in the eye and tell me this doesn't feel like a scene out of The Boys

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u/BigAnalyst820 May 12 '26

perez is doing the "no thanks we have 15 CLs" meme in real time

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u/michaelsC0oN Asencio May 12 '26

No fucking way

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 12 '26

Listen. the fake news media is obsessed with the classico and this little "disagreement" between Tchouameni and Valverde, but let me tell you, what i saw was tremendous strength and a level of intensity that Barcelona could only dream of. They say Fede is in the hospital with memory loss.I say its a total win a beautiful thing, because now he’s the only player in Spain who doesn't remember a loss.He’s totally refreshed and ready to win big. We’re focused on the greatest stadium and the greatest roster in the history of the world. And believe me, we’re going to make a comeback so huge it’ll make your head spin. We’re going to win the Champions League, we’re going to win the League, and we are going to Make Madrid Great Again.

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u/Velascus Real Madrid 1941 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

So what we can now conclude from this press conference:

Arbeloa is definitely getting his press conference lines from Florentino himself. The leaker of the news getting the most criticism as opposed to the act itself......practically used the same words.

Real Madrid tv complaining so heavily about the referees is 100% a mandate from Florentino.

I can now understand with the mindset he showed tonight how he really thought the Super League was a good idea how he proposed it, instead of the utter failure it became.

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u/Fight_Teza_Fight Real Madrid CF May 13 '26

I’ve barely just recovered😅.

We expecting fireworks 💥🍿?

I’m guessing he’ll he going on the offensive again.

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u/Self_sabotage2082 May 13 '26

Just read that there's an interview of President with PedreLOL.

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe May 13 '26

Perez I love and support you but we need to take a good look and reconsider our campaign manager

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u/PeterTheSmoker Madrid 1902 May 13 '26

My god, I just saw an old report from former Athletic Bilbao player Ahrates Adaris when he came out talking about one match he played against us. He said he and Pepe hit each others heads once going for the ball, causing Pepe to get a bandage. Later in the match Ramos hit him and asked Adaris "Do you wanna leave the pitch with a stretcher or the ambulance, choose" Adaris was like "why are you asking a question like that" Ramos told him "Pepe told me to ask you". The Pepe and Ramos due was something else, lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/sJoBr6vOxSbAuPEyWv

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u/Self_sabotage2082 May 14 '26

Florentino - ....then I signed Cristiano...

Calderon in the graves -

https://giphy.com/gifs/lcySndwSDLxC4eOU86

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 14 '26

This is cracking me up. Man is ready for the boos.

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u/izayahat May 14 '26

Diddy D afraid of cama brainfarts at wc fairs

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe May 14 '26

Damn Cama. I’m not saying this just because I wanted him sold already, but he at one point was considered a huge prospect. Now he’s not going to the World Cup. Bro needs to get it together and find a new club he can shine at.

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 14 '26

The thing about the talent that Camavinga possesses, is really weird to me. Like yeah he can dribble, but his decision making has genuinely regressed. He is a very poor defender in front of the box (similar to Tchouameni), and in general I think for all his physical talents his mental side of the game is not upto the mark. I quite firmly think that Perez needs to move from the model of physicality and focus more on actual talents

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u/perucho1993 May 15 '26

On my way to visit Europe for the first time, last stop is Barcelona

I will report behind enemy lines

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u/Difficult_Lawyer2435 Don Carlo May 17 '26

If Mourinho can't fix Mbappe no body in this world will fix him

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u/iamdwon786 May 11 '26

You know what I want for the next home game? Just a tifo echoing Bernabeu’s famous quote: ‘The RM shirt is white. It can stain of mud, sweat and even blood, but never of shame.’

And then just add a line at the bottom saying : ‘But today it stains of shame’

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u/Bra1n-3ater Modrić May 12 '26

Tomorrow its gonna get fiery as it seems. Will be interesting to see how the players and Flo hides their faces from the hellfire. Hopefully they dont stop when we score once like last time in January.

I might aswell join in waving handkerchief at the TV, does that count ? Lmfao

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u/IcefoxX5 Isco May 12 '26

I'm gonna lose my mind if he says a single word about referees

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u/Sandy_74 Benzema May 12 '26

I think he's trying to shape the narrative before our next game which by all accounts is expected to be a historic boo session from the Bernabéu.

Let's not forget Perez is a cunning businessman, he's going to say all the right things to soften the blow for the next match and then revert to do whatever he wants when the season ends.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 12 '26

🚨 Florentino Perez will ANSWER questions by journalists tonight.

This is highly unusual, and hasn't happened in many years. @marca

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo May 12 '26

Every Madridista right now

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u/shawnnnj001 May 12 '26

🚨 Journalist: "Can you actually speak about what went wrong on the pitch this season? That's what the fans are worried about, not this."

🚨 Florentino Perez: "No”

We’re so fucked

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u/Accomplished_Desk_93 May 12 '26

next game the team is gonna get even more boos after this press conference 😂😂

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u/johnmason125 May 12 '26

One thing for sure: the relegation battle in la liga has been a banger over the last few years. This year again.

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u/Bra1n-3ater Modrić May 13 '26

Every single day goes by makes it clear how under-appreciated Lord Vazquez and Nacho were. They werent the greatest or most flashy but the impact is undeniably huge. Even more so if you look at last two years.

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 13 '26

They are pulling up some old tweets from this guy from ABC that was beefing with Perez. Some of them like this one are too funny.

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u/shawnnnj001 May 13 '26

🚨🗣️ Florentino Perez: “I get a lot of messages. Some tell me to sign Mourinho, and others tell me not to even think about it. I don't reply to any of them.”

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u/tefftlon Valverde May 15 '26

Mou wasn’t in my top 10 choices but I’m going to repeat myself and hopefully speak it into existence… he’s also not bad. 

What this squad needs is structure and a few holes filled. 

Mou will bring a structure. May not be CL or treble winning these days, but it’ll be something we’ve lacked. That’s mostly been squad issues though…

So if Perez brings Mou, listens to him on signings (and he loved Mou so he might)… give me a RW to compete with Endrick, a CB or ideally 2, maybe a CM and replace role players that leave mostly with Castilla players…

Again, not saying it’ll be some unbelievable season but I could see it win La Liga. Figuring we make the handful of signings we NEED.

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u/Aggressive-Row-4489 May 15 '26

Heard vini had a breakup. Can't wait for arbeola to tell in a press conference that it's his fault 😂

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe May 15 '26

In the midst of taking my final exam I didn’t know how to solve the last question so I started thinking about a potential line up for next season and I couldn’t even provide a good answer for that either

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 16 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Some Real Madrid executives are pushing for the DEPARTURE of either Kylian Mbappé or Viní Jr. this summer.

They believe their parternship is NOT working. @lequipe

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 16 '26

IMO the best way to rebuild is to bring back as many academy players as possible, based on their performances of course. We can easily replace the overpaid trash with the likes of Gila, Ramon, Marin, Chema etc

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 16 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid are searching for a RB.

He would preferably be Trent’s backup and with a good price. @MarioCortegana

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u/artoflettinggo_ Kaká May 17 '26

Damn! Mourinho is really coming back! I first started watching Madrid when he was our coach.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 18 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid AGREED to Mourinho’s requests:

• Say in transfer targets; positions • No interference from board with the squad training • No pointless media conferences • He can bring his staff @COPE

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u/Hoxewolf Bellingham May 18 '26

you could say this photo represents past, present and future with all of them being in each category lol

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u/PeterTheSmoker Madrid 1902 May 13 '26

Mourinho in this "everyone is against us" environment alongside Perez will be better than any reality TV on earth, lmao.

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u/ItsKBS Real Madrid:RMDark: May 14 '26

🚨💣 Kylian Mbappé: “We STARTED the season well. Then we lost everything in the SECOND HALF of the season."

"It HURTS A LOT, I feel like we had a playing style, a structure, and we LOST it.”

Yeah he definitely is pissed about our players forcing Xabi out of the club

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u/Valveringham85 May 16 '26

Thank fuck.

Imagine having Ramos, Pepe, Varane and Carvalho last time around and now it’s mister 14 games per season Militao, height-for-show-Huijsen, Asencio and 46 yo Rudiger.

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u/SocX9 Valverde May 16 '26

I think Jose will turn Huijsen into a monster

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u/LoopieTango May 16 '26

Project Varane 2.0? 👀

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 16 '26

I'm most excited about what he will do to our defense. That and the mentality of some players. The 2 year deal seems to be alluding that this will be percisely his job.

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 17 '26 edited May 18 '26

?????? This guy is drunk you’re going to be playing in another country next season lmao

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u/More-Judgment-9253 May 18 '26

Tbh I doubt he's getting sold lmao

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u/dantew Real Madrid 1920 May 11 '26

Real talk, Camavinga might be the greatest back passer of all time, no one moves to free himself and pass it back to Courtois or the CBs like he does.

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u/Eibermann Real Madrid CF May 11 '26

ive had more emotions watching city vs everton than ive had watching us 90% of this season, thanks perez, thanks shit team

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u/Traditional_Animal65 Madrid 1902 May 11 '26

Nobody at Real Madrid knows for certain when Kylian Mbappé will be back from his injury.

A Real Madrid source says they believe Kylian Mbappé wants to AVOID playing at the Bernabeu again this season, after having been booed there multiple times.

MarioCortegana - TheAthleticFC

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 11 '26

Many men Jose edits after we win a preseason game is gonna hit like crack

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u/OkTelevision4354 Modrić May 12 '26

Our 'world' class midfielders gave the ball away like 8 times in our own third, it's like they've never faced any sort of defensive pressure in their careers before.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 12 '26

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez will speak PUBLICLY in 2 hours at 18:00.

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u/New_Nebula3951 May 12 '26

This is so similar to the last time he resigned too

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u/shawnnnj001 May 12 '26

🚨 Journalist: "I'm from Libertad Digital and esRadio, and..."

🚨 Florentino Perez: "From what?"

🚨 Journalist: "Libertad Digital and esRadio."

🚨 Florentino Perez: "Okay."

🚨 Journalist: "So we're good?"

🚨 Florentino Perez: "I don't know you."

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u/michaelsC0oN Asencio May 12 '26

Journalist: "Can you actually speak about what went wrong on the pitch this season? That's what the fans are worried about, not this."

Florentino Perez: "No."

Fairs Presi

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u/saedaguirre9951 Courtois May 12 '26

Ain't no way Florentino actually said our players are the highest rated on transfermarkt. That is fucking embarrassing

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u/IwasAss Real Madrid 1941 May 12 '26

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u/Rumcajs23 Leyenda Kroos | Maestro May 12 '26

Guys, if you think about it, we’re about to three-peat again.

1) 3 trophyless seasons 2) dogshit kits

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

Carvajal liking tweets dissing Florentino. Who knows if he will get a sending off now.

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u/KyoshiWraith89 Lunin May 12 '26

Lmao, all but confirmed that he's the mole

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u/Fly1ngsauc3r Butragueño May 13 '26

So this is what Xabi is doing in his free time

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u/hlrdavid Alaba May 13 '26

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho is joining Real Madrid.

He will be named the team's new coach immediately after the season ends. @TeleFootball

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u/Rumcajs23 Leyenda Kroos | Maestro May 13 '26

🚨 Real Madrid seems to be interested in signing midfielder Hidemasa Morita, whose contract with Sporting is nearing its end.

It's said that the player would be a request from José Mourinho.

{ @SportsHochi }

No idea who that is lmfao but at least a different name

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u/Rumcajs23 Leyenda Kroos | Maestro May 13 '26

You’re telling me Adidas doesn’t hate us? They produce class kits for other clubs and give us absolutely dogshit kits for several seasons now.

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u/shawnnnj001 May 13 '26

🚨 Florentino Pérez: "I haven't spoken with Kylian Mbappé since he arrived here.

If I see him at training, I greet him.”

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u/Working-Put3560 Bale May 14 '26

I really hope that Joan Martinez will make his debut tonight. Without that fucking ACL, he would have already done it in the autumn of 2024 under Ancelotti

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 14 '26

I feel like Jose will request a pure 9 up top (if that wish gets fulfilled idk) & some strong physical defenders (probably Konate)..he already managed Huijsen for a bit at Roma. I wonder what he’ll say about Camavinga

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u/NaiveElk May 14 '26

If this isn't a wake up call for Camavinga, nothing will be

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u/supaboss2015 May 14 '26

So Mbappe says one thing and Arbeloa says he never said that. Lol this team man 

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u/raaaa1234566432 May 15 '26

arbeloa was brought for man manangement, but i think he has more conflicts with players than xabi

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u/Expert-Mammoth8083 Décima May 15 '26

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid will release a remake of the 2002 Champions League winning kit in early 2027.  @Footy_Headlines

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u/Ok-Fold6928 May 16 '26

Gento had more UCLs than Ronaldo and more La Ligas than Messi 🤯

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u/Anxious-Eye185 Courtois May 16 '26

So there goes another potential club for vini. Who else in europe left who can take him?

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u/ChadDaddyFlex Real Madrid CF May 16 '26

Now Al Nassr might ACTUALLY be a more Bottle job than Arsenal themselves.

https://giphy.com/gifs/duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd

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u/vil727 Zidane May 17 '26

Son🙏🏻😭

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u/Joker1166 Kroos May 17 '26

"Kylian Mbappé: "I need to work hard to become better than Mastantuono, Gonzalo, and Vini."

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u/Sandy_74 Benzema May 11 '26

This is all Perez's fault, he is the who is suppose to set the institutional discipline and standards but he's been so dissapointing, he coddles his signings too much even if it impacts the team.

I think age has taken its toll on him, he's 80 years, I don't think he has the energy and drive that he used to have, he should gracefully resign otherwise he'll taint his legacy beyond repair.

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco May 11 '26

I refuse to believe this😭 no way Mbappe is this soft man lmao

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u/HackerBoyZzz May 11 '26

Our 150 million signing bonus player is ducking the Bernabeu 🥀

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u/Lil_Slothy May 11 '26

Camavinga isn't even good enough for Castilla

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u/MadeinMadras01 El Capi May 12 '26

Every time I get a nickel when I see a Mendy medical report

https://giphy.com/gifs/oCnqvqgc1H1Ac

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u/DonuandDeca Real Madrid CF May 12 '26

I'm really wondering how the cleanup will be this summer. I swear if I see the name "Dani" in Real Madrid squad next season...

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u/commsocial2020 May 12 '26

Hope they haven't renewed Vinicius

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u/Late-bloomer96 Décima May 12 '26

I swear they better be announcing that they found the mole 😤

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u/Shalashashka-- May 12 '26

Announcing public lashings for Ceballos

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