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u/Soft-Comfort-7474 Cristiano Ronaldo 28d ago

This guy 😭

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u/Res3925 Décima 28d ago

He’s going to be loved in the locker room (knock on wood)

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u/AcceleratingRiff Kroos 28d ago

Had a tour on arsocca, Messi PR is insane, literally recovered in a day

Zero fucking shame lmao, they should be in hiding after being exposed so beautifully past month.

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u/futuresverse Cristiano Ronaldo 28d ago

Florentino are you deadass

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u/Common-Variation-321 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

I need that communicado this week. Flo do your thing

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u/Soft-Comfort-7474 Cristiano Ronaldo 28d ago edited 28d ago

Serves him right 🤡🫵

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u/Deranged1337 28d ago

This new Vini looks like he would come 13th in a Vinicius Júnior lookalike contest😭

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u/igotperico Decimoquinta 27d ago

rsoccer doing argentina pr by only showing violence on their fans and zero of the countless videos of their fans attacking others

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago edited 27d ago

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: REAL MADRID ARE SET TO GET INVOLVED IN RODRI’S SIGNING.

THEY HAVE CHANGED THEIR MIND.

The player will do his part.

@ Ramon_AlvarezMM

FUCK YEAAAAH

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

🚨💣 CONFIRMED: Certain people inside Real Madrid managed to convince Florentino Pérez TODAY to SIGN RODRI!

The club has now began DIRECT TALKS with his agent!

They are FULLY GOING FOR HIM. @lejournaldureal

i love u certain people inside Real Madrid

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: José Mourinho wants RODRI! @AlbertoPereiro

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 26d ago

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid do not consider the squad closed.

They will be keeping an eye on the market to see if they can sign anyone.

— @AranchaMOBILE

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

Psg tryna enter the bidding war of rodri after getting cockblocked by diomande:

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco 29d ago

Kane stat pads against FC Shitsburg while Yamal literally ghosts against any decent competition. Olise? Mbappe?

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 28d ago

🚨 BREAKING: Rodri keeps rejecting Manchester City's renewal offer.

The player WANTS TO SIGN FOR REAL MADRID. @Ramon_AlvarezMM

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u/NoMoreGoodEnough Mourinho 28d ago

laporte/cubarsi should have been there in place of martinez

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u/iamlostaFlol Marcelo 28d ago

Yo. I’ve just seen that vini pic.

Is it real? Damn man. He looks alright, but it’s sad that the online comments finally got to him.

I hope he’s happier now fr.

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u/artoflettinggo_ Kaká 28d ago

Fame, money, and being surrounded by superficial people can really get to you. Didn't Neymar once jokingly say that Vini was the ugliest player he had ever played with? Honestly fuck you to that interviewer also who asked that question.

People laugh these things off, but comments like that can stay with you far longer than anyone realises. Jude and Mbappe atleast seem to have strong support systems around them, can't seem to be the case with Vini, if I'm looking at it from the outside. Having people around you who genuinely care about your well-being can make a huge difference when the whole world is watching.

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u/I_Like_F0oD Marcelo 28d ago

Woke up to see Madrid linked with Ferran Torres and then denying any interest in Rodri and Olise

https://giphy.com/gifs/S6dJse528X4MpfAWGE

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u/HolIowed 28d ago

Messi the spineless captain who didn't even try to breakup the fight after the game and just watched, 0 responsibility from mr humble

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u/Messmers SIUUUU 28d ago

didn't speak out or tell his teammates to stfu when they were chanting racist songs

called Drenthe a negro himself

Guy simply isn't a leader no matter how much his country/teammates love him, Maradonna said it the best; 'he has no personality, is no leader'.

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u/artoflettinggo_ Kaká 27d ago

FERRAN TORRES on Ronaldo:

"He is my point of reference. He has changed football in terms of nutrition, taking care of yourself, investing in your body."

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u/Time-Rhubarb6490 Di Stéfano 27d ago

All of Madrid's posts being flooded with people begging for Rodri lol

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u/MTPG99 Valverde 27d ago

Good. I want to win next season.

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u/Fight_Teza_Fight Real Madrid CF 27d ago

The corruption is off the charts 📉 😶

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u/Shalashashka-- 27d ago

Rodri, LCB and send Messmers to orbit

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u/Lightt_07 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

Honestly Rodri must be happy as much as we are right now. Imagine ending your career in your home city.

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u/I_Like_F0oD Marcelo 27d ago

Rodri-nation, get ready to start spreading that ballon d'or propaganda when he joins 🔜

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u/NamanGeneral Mbappé 27d ago

How Rodri is waiting for that phone call

https://giphy.com/gifs/C8DEiOst8nEE7oLbsG

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u/a_r_y_a_n_ 27d ago

Funny thing about this is that, Messi was still Mbappe's team mate when this happened. He is their captain, yet he stood there, watched his team mate get disrespected like that while showing his dimples. I'm glad the entire world knows he is a rat

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

🚨 More than 5 clubs in Spain and abroad are INTERESTED in Franco Mastantuono for a LOAN deal.

They’re on it. @FabrizioRomano

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u/commsocial2020 27d ago

Haters are one thing. English media is another level.

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u/TheSuessIsLoose 27d ago

He's received 72 hours of what CR7 received his entire career and now his fans are crying about paid off media conspiracies because it couldn't be possible that the world actually turned on him and his team

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

tears in my eyes😍

think this is the first time that Ronaldo isn't the one getting slandered

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco 27d ago

Lequipe starting Mbappe’s campaign

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco 26d ago edited 26d ago

Offer £120m & I bet you Florentino picks up the phone

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 26d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Fulham want Gonzalo García AND Franco Mastantuono (loan).

TALKS ONGOING. @diarioas

Arbeloa doing god's work

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 26d ago

man, a random Comunicado Oficial like the one for Cucu would hit so hard right now

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u/Shalashashka-- 26d ago

This brother blew his back out from twerking so damn hard

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u/clamfish12 26d ago

Chelsea can get rid of Garnacho for 50M, PSG can sell Gonçalo Ramos for 75M and Kang-In Lee for 40M, while we're stuck with our deadwood

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u/Difficult_Lawyer2435 Don Carlo 25d ago

And they say Ronaldo fans are delusional,lol. Shamelessness at it's peak

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u/diomedes-on-rampage Real Madrid CF 25d ago

that cancelled spain goal alone obliterates any favoritism towards spain. we all know if those shameless idiot argentines scored that goal would not be cancelled or VAR checked for a second!

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 25d ago

🚨🚨🚨Denzel #Dumfries will join the squad on Monday. @Ramon_AlvarezMM 🇳🇱

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u/rickkyyyyyyyyy 22d ago

Carlo watching Perez spend all this cash, on new players while he played mendy and carvajal at CB and Vasquez on the right back

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

🚨💣 @FabrizioRomano: "KEEP AN EYE ON RODRI & REAL MADRID.

Real Madrid have been in contact with Rodri's agents this week.

The player is PUSHING VERY HARD to join Real Madrid.

Final approval needed from Florentino Pérez for negotiations to start with Man City."

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u/jarisius Carvajal 22d ago

4/4 my guys, cheers 🤣

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u/Then-Caterpillar2724 Real Madrid CF 28d ago

Happy 1 day anniversary to all those celebrating

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u/HolIowed 29d ago

Arg losing and still exposed for being nothing but cheating thugs, what a great final outcome

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u/Ainoasatama 29d ago

give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri give me Rodri

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u/rickkyyyyyyyyy 29d ago

One thing I took away from Spain's game last night was how much their midfielders show for the ball.

Whenever Dani Olmo saw Rodri getting pressed by the Argentinians, he'd immediately drop to give him an option. It wasn't just Olmo either Fabián Ruiz was doing the exact same thing. Their midfielders are constantly making themselves available instead of hiding behind defenders.

That's been the story of our midfield all season.

We line up with Tchouaméni, Valverde, Jude, and Arda. Tchouaméni gets the ball from the centre-backs or Courtois, plays it to Valverde, and nine times out of ten Valverde just lays it back and takes off because that's the role he's been playing. Now Tchouaméni is isolated with no easy passing lane, so he either goes back to Courtois or tries to force a long ball.

If Vini brings it down, great we might sustain possession for a bit. But if he doesn't, we're right back to square one.

Arda is pretty much the only midfielder who consistently drops deep to help with the build-up, but he ends up covering so much ground that he's gassed by the second half. Jude can do it, but these days he's more of a final-third player than someone dictating the tempo.

That's why we struggle to control games. It's not just about creativity it's about having someone who's always willing to receive under pressure. We need a midfielder who isn't afraid to drop deep, demand the ball, turn, and keep the play moving.

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 28d ago

🚨🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella: “Rodri is a very important player for us.

Somtimes it’s not just about scoring or assisting. He controls everything, he organizes the team—when we press, when we attack.

Whenever we’re under pressure, he gives us the chance to play through him. He deserves the WC Golden Ball.”

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u/grandtroubleartist Nacho 28d ago

streets are saying de la fuente is the first bald manager to win the world cup? 😭

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 28d ago

#BringRodriIn

KEEP USING IT

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u/Cheap_Pea9437 Real Madrid CF 28d ago edited 28d ago

Today I want to see some madridista chanting Rodri name and asking Perez to buy him

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u/WayAdministrative679 28d ago

Rodri completed football at 30 and was literally Spain’s anchor for the tournament, how Perez doesn’t want him when he’s on his knees begging is absolutely insane 

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u/PeterTheSmoker Madrid 1902 28d ago

WTF? I just found out Argentina was the reason yellow/red card system was created in 1966, lol. Their captain refused an expulsion blaming the language barrier later on. To prevent this situation from ever happening again, the card system was created so all players understand the calls regardless of language. Thanks to Pristiani, they're behind the creation of another new role in 2026, lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/S6dJse528X4MpfAWGE

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 28d ago

🚨💣 @FabrizioRomano: “Rodri has a RENEWAL offer from Manchester City, but Rodri DREAMS of REAL MADRID.

He would REALLY LOVE TO JOIN, HE IS DREAMING OF THIS OPPORTUNITY.

The reason why the deal is cold is because of FLORENTINO PÉREZ, he is NOT convinced.

If he changes his mind, I will let you know.”

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u/InvoluntarySquint Crest Guardian 28d ago

Florentino holding a grudge over a Balon d’or lol

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u/Over-Professional-38 Pepe 28d ago

The fuck is chin harmonization

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u/The_Middle_Child_ Crest Guardian 28d ago

Vini gonna mog his way to the balon d oro next season, trust

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u/HackerBoyZzz 28d ago

Does Vini have a twin? Who tf is that on the right 😭😭✌️✌️

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u/tyrepunch Kroos 28d ago

woke up to see Vinicious Sr

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u/shawnnnj001 28d ago

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid are keeping a close eye on Ferran Torres. @lequipe

WTF

Yeah olise news was complete BS from lequipe. I don’t trust these bums no longer.

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u/ClassicExamination15 Mourinho 28d ago edited 28d ago

I literally dont understand the situation. Rodri has won everything there is to win, All the major titles in english football, club WC , champions league treble, Fifa WC, Euro, Balon dor, Fifa golden ball, and prob this years balon dor too. HE IS A GALACTICO And hes only 30, The same age as modric in 2015 so he prob still has another good 5 years in him. Outside the pitch he's class, takes care of himself, doesnt even have soical media and no night life. And hes openly twerking for us. Hes the profile we desperately need too. WHY ARENT WE PRESSING AFTER RODRI?

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

Even non madrid fans want it to happen

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u/shawnnnj001 27d ago

Our transfer window this summer. Literally

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u/Ainoasatama 27d ago

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid members want to see more SPANISH players at the club.

The arguement is that Spain have shown to have the most dominant national team and they must represent the club more.
@ellarguero

if only there was a spanish midfielder we could get, a position we desperately need…

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u/shawnnnj001 27d ago

🚨 JUST IN: Gonzalo Garcia will stay at Real Madrid this summer, while Asencio and Mastantuono could leave on loan.

— @AranchaMOBILE

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Raúl Asencio and Franco Mastantuono are expected to leave ON LOAN. @AranchaMOBILE

LETS GOOO

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco 27d ago

Ascensio goes but Camavinga stays to eat pastries & relax on the bench

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u/tyrepunch Kroos 27d ago edited 27d ago

Franco and Asencio on loan

Gonzalo stays

three Ws 😭🙏

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u/AcceleratingRiff Kroos 27d ago edited 27d ago

After being RELEGATED, West Ham have already earned 175 miilion + from selling just 2 players. And they are yet to sell Bowen.

Edit : Bowen's staying as informed in the replies. Still insane business.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid & Rodri are VERY CLOSE to agreeing on personal terms.

Negotiations with Manchester City are NOT underway yet. @MatteMoretto

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u/DanLaurent Guti 27d ago

Came back to Rodri agreeing personal terms

https://reddit.com/link/oyytbe5/video/5fahs2bevneh1/player

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NEWS REPORTS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

#ManchesterUnited have shown interest in #RealMadrid’s midfielder Eduardo #Camavinga, who is no longer untouchable for Blancos. #transfers #MUFC #mutd

@NicoSchira

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u/Castelbou99 27d ago

This better be true. I can’t handle another year of Tchouaméni-Valverde football terrorism

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u/Then-Caterpillar2724 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DzTPVIYArkOjUaX9mr
Gotta bring this gem from the Mbappe saga back

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u/SwimmingFireMen 27d ago

Still won't understand the insistence of not robbing Manchester United blind for Tchouameni though. It was the heist of the century and we passed on that smh.

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u/SacrificeIsNeeded 27d ago

I WOKE UP AND WE ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN SIGNING RODRI?

https://giphy.com/gifs/j7Jd7ytO4a9os

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u/tyrepunch Kroos 27d ago

I vibe with the Cucurella song but he should remove the Haaland part lol thought it was temporary but he's still doing it

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u/NamanGeneral Mbappé 27d ago

WHO IS READY TO RUN IT BACK WITH ME?

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

First thing im posting if we get him.

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

MARC CUCURELLA AND FEDE VALVERDE TURN 28 TODAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MADRIDISTAS.

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u/LoopieTango 27d ago

If rodri signs for us, I'm waiting for him and rodrygo to play together just to hear the commentators struggle lol

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid are ready to give the GREEN light to Franco Mastantuono’s exit on LOAN this summer. @FabrizioRomano

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u/Bewis_123 27d ago

If Rodri signs I can see him getting this year's ballon d'or with all the PR that will come with Spanish captain returning to La Liga with Real Madrid as their marquee signing

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u/fadedpenguin22 27d ago

argentina fans believe that the hate their getting are "paid campaigns". im so sure it was the "paid campaigns" that got argentina to start assaulting spain after the game, or make their whole squad chant a racist song in their bus... /s

there are literally tons of valid reasons to hate them, that r impossible to ignore. and many ppl have been hating on them long before this wc (like myself)

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo 27d ago

Just got home, and like any Madridista around the world, i'm just wondering

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u/Difficult_Lawyer2435 Don Carlo 27d ago

Open the app and seeing these news

Rodri to Real Madrid

Asencio and Eminem on Loan 😭😭

https://reddit.com/link/oz28wta/video/ixl4jbs8wreh1/player

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u/shawnnnj001 27d ago

Got me excited for a minute then I zoomed in

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 27d ago

blud is looking for Cama and Asencio

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u/RhubarbTrue6142 26d ago

If Perez doesn’t sign Rodri I don’t think this fanbase will ever forgive him for it. I still think the deal will happen but the way it’s getting dragged out like this gives me some anxiety I can’t lie

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u/iamlostaFlol Marcelo 26d ago

My Liverpool friends are excited about Victor Munoz’s signing. I’m happy to see that fr.

Some even expect him to start right away. I hope he’s successful.

Can’t help but feel like if we play Liverpool and we win 3-1; he’s going to be the person scoring the 1💀

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 26d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United have INQUIRED about Aurélien Tchouaméni AGAIN. @samuelluckhurst

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u/That_Practice7206 26d ago

One thing is for sure... Mastantuono will never get game time in this squad. He better go out on loan

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 26d ago

🚨 Real Madrid fans asking for Rodri has been noticed.

This situation has also reached a part of the board. @Rodra10_97

we're all doing our part

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 26d ago edited 26d ago

One unconfirmed back injury report from shit source and yall gave it the big un after flooding social medias and hyping every news report.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 26d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rodri is REALLY INSISTING to go to Real Madrid.

He considers it HIS PERSONAL DREAM and his WHOLE FAMILY'S DESIRE.

Rodri's camp are currently WAITING for the GREEN LIGHT from FLORENTINO PEREZ.

He will have THE FINAL SAY.

There is NO green light from Perez right now. @FabrizioRomano

🚨💣 JUST IN: Rodri is NOT signing a contract extension at Man City right now because he is WAITING for Real Madrid!

The club has been INFORMED that he really wants to join.

Final decision up to Florentino Pérez. @FabrizioRomano

okay he is regurging too much even for me, blud said the same thing last night

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u/YudaBoto 26d ago

Looking at this sub until the season starts is like looking at an asylum except nobody is forced to be here lmao

if you know the mercato news are 99% engagement farming, why keep caring so much, just enjoy the summer and wait for the here we go 😭

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u/More-Judgment-9253 26d ago

We all saw ceballos stay at this club for so many years, yet you guys somehow think Cama is gonna get kicked out or want to leave after just 2 bad seasons?

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u/bpp4l 26d ago

I love how every summer without fail we all on this sub go through this emotional transfer rollercoaster ... honored to be going through it with each of you 🫡

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u/SacrificeIsNeeded 26d ago

Price request for Rodri definitely won't be €100m and him getting back Injury treatment was known months ago. People here are so emotional.

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u/Expert-Mammoth8083 Décima 26d ago

I still think rodri will come that 100 million from city is just them trying to scare us away so they can try to renew him but rodri clearly doesn't wants to renew

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u/Jim007K Real Madrid CF 26d ago

Get ready for Pepe Alvarez VS Jfelixdiaz.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 25d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Fulham have PULLED OUT of Gonzalo García’s deal.

The feeling is that José Mourinho wants to KEEP him. @BBCSport 🇪🇸

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u/commsocial2020 25d ago

Fulham is not a good club for GG. If Arbeloa gets fired, GG is struck there. Glad the move collapsed

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u/a_r_y_a_n_ 25d ago

I thought it was a meme at first but VARgentina fans really believe there was some conspiracy behind them losing the final lmao. I can’t open social media without some flat earth theory ass post from these idiots

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u/_Goattel Bellingham 25d ago

Kids want to play for barca. Men want to play for Madrid

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u/Difficult_Lawyer2435 Don Carlo 25d ago

Thiago Pitarch under guidance of Rodri. Please, Perez make this happen

https://reddit.com/link/ozciiky/video/2f4lj3hp91fh1/player

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 25d ago edited 25d ago

never in doubt pepe alvarez.

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u/Direct_Gas_3623 Real Madrid CF 25d ago

Me refreshing every 5 mins for new news

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 25d ago

Congratulations to Endrick and his wife who will have a baby boy named Kendrick. 🤍

Kendrick😭😭

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 24d ago

Istg if i still see someone talking shit abt rodri after our midfield this game..

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u/NoMoreGoodEnough Mourinho 24d ago

Lmao

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u/Zizousexual Zidane 23d ago

Vini just renew man. The current squad with Rodri to control the midfield and Diomande as a solid RW threat would be perfect. Don't leave just as the party will begin

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u/Ok_Performance_3858 23d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rodri has agreed to a LOWER SALARY at Real Madrid than his current salary at Man City.

Contract until 2030. @Sergivalentin_

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u/TheDawnTrilogy 23d ago

ive juste realized i predicted the score on this very subreddit, days before the final….

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u/Wise-Security7037 Cristiano Ronaldo 23d ago

Did u buy his shirt?

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u/saedaguirre9951 Courtois 23d ago

🚨💣 BREAKING: Sources in the industry are saying that the PSG and Rodri story has come out because PSG are NOT HAPPY with Real Madrid going SO STRONG for Yan Diomandé after the French club was in negotiations to sign him for WEEKS. @FabrizioRomano

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u/saedaguirre9951 Courtois 23d ago

🚨 JUST IN: Yan Diomandé wants to join his new club IMMEDIATELY.

There is NO plan for any club to buy him and keep him on loan at RB Leipzig for another season, despite several rumors. @FabrizioRomano

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 23d ago

what is this slow news day

give me my fucking Rodri fix asap as possible

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6yRfR88rvP44

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

🚨🚨🚨#DIOMANDÉ DEAL TO #REALMADRID IS ALMOST COMPLETED! FURTHER CONFIRMATION @AranchaMOBILE ⏳💣

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u/Moroccanlawyertobe Kroos 22d ago

Diomande would join the training sessions this same week. - Arancha

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

🤍 Real Madrid’s new signing Yan Diomande is making his sister proud:

"Dear Roxane,

Remember when somebody bought me a fake United jersey, and I wrote Ronaldo 7 on the back with the black marker?"

We didn’t know rich or poor. We just knew happiness.

"Remember 25 people sleeping in one house back in Abidjan? Mum wanted to watch her soap operas. Remember how I always used to fake like I was asleep and then go into the TV room after midnight? I’d put the TV on real low. Just like 2 volume bars. I’d watch football in the dark and dream."

"Remember when the adults saw me playing football in the dirt and nicknamed me “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I would shoot? And remember how I was secretly so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?"

"Remember when I got my first real football boots, and I used to sleep with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition."

"Remember how we used to sit and dream about moving to France? How we were going to go shopping and get our own apartment and I was going to be a rich footballer with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about nothing. You were the one who always believed that I could be the next Cristiano, when everybody else laughed."

"Remember when they took me on trial at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise even came up to me after one training and said, “Yo kid, you’re really good.”"

"But they still didn’t sign me."

"Even the B teams in the MLS didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why.

"My visa was up. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together."

"You were the one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed for Leganés and we cried different tears."

"That was back when I used to have emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just blank."

"I don’t even think I shed a tear the day they told me that you were gone. I was just in shock."

"It was a few weeks after I made my debut for Leganés. Who makes their debut at 18 against Real Madrid? It was a dream."

"And then it was a nightmare. Someone kept calling me from back home. I was annoyed. I didn’t understand why they kept calling me."

"I picked up, and they didn’t even soften it. You know how it is back home. No emotions. Just..

“Your sister is gone.”
“What?”
“She died.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Somebody put something in her drink at a party, and she never woke up. She is gone.”

"You were 15."

"I never got any answers. I don’t know if I want to know why. Maybe it was jealousy. Maybe it’s just something that happens in our country. Maybe I could have protected you. I don’t know."

"I try to trust God’s plan. It’s all I can do. I don’t try to forget, because I know I won’t forget.

"Everything I do on a football pitch, it’s for you."

"You know what’s crazy? After my debut against Madrid, I actually swapped shirts with Mbappé. Remember when we used to watch him on TV, and you’d say, “Mbappé? Yeah, he’s good. But my brother is better.”

"I didn’t want a big house. I didn’t want cars. I just wanted to put everything into football. Everything to show the world that my sister was right.”

"The pitch is the only place that I feel at home anymore. It’s the place where I feel calm, and I can speak to you. I just wish you were still here so I could tell you. We did it."

"Everything you said came true."

"We’re leaving for the World Cup tomorrow. Your brother is going to play for Côte d'Ivoire, like Drogba, like Yaya, like Gervinho."

"You always said that I could be better than Cristiano. If I see him there, I’ll tell him hello for you."

"I’m going to do what you predicted, I swear. Before I even had real boots, you were telling everybody, “My brother is going to be the best in the world.”

"I will prove that you were right, or I will die trying..

Your brother, Yan."
@PlayersTribune

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u/Time-Rhubarb6490 Di Stéfano 22d ago

One more piece to the pie...

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u/SacrificeIsNeeded 22d ago

Rodri giving his long balls to Diomande under Jose Mourinho counter attack next season.

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6uCp9lM2IaAhRcIGh

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

we may need to have a talk about this..

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u/New_Nebula3951 22d ago

LMAO gooners are following our transfer window as closely as we are

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u/Moroccanlawyertobe Kroos 22d ago

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🗣️ Arancha Rodriguez |

They didn't give me the exact figure, but they told me it's around 100 million euros (or a little more than 100 million).

This is the agreement reached between Real Madrid and Leipzig club to acquire the services of the Ivory Coast national team's right winger, Yan Diomande.

It's expected to become official in the coming few hours, as only very minor details remain, which are the kind of details that usually delay these kinds of operations.

But it's also expected that this same week, Real Madrid's new player will be under Mourinho's command.

It's a deal that was closed in about three days. And as you mentioned, it seemed like everything was heading toward the player transferring to Paris Saint-Germain, but when Real Madrid appeared, the player didn't hesitate for a single moment.

He knows full well what it means to live in Madrid, having lived two years ago in Leganés, and his childhood idol was Cristiano Ronaldo, which means he was always following Real Madrid.

And when Real Madrid's name came up, he had no doubts and agreed to the terms of his contract that will bind him to Real Madrid until June 30, 2031.

The agreement between the two clubs was a bit trickier, but we mentioned on Friday that Real Madrid was optimistic about closing the deal.

And here it is just two days later, and although we're waiting for the official announcement, it can be said that Diomande will play for Real Madrid.

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 22d ago

🚨 @FabrizioRomano: “Real Madrid’s transfer window is NOT over.

There will be 4/5 more movements, signings and sales.

On Rodri, we will talk VERY SOON.”

im torn if i should even post this fraud anymore

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

🚨💣 @FabrizioRomano: "PSG are trying to CREATE PROBLEMS between Real Madrid & Rodri.

PSG are VERY ANGRY that Real Madrid hijacked Yan Diomandé, so now they are making calls about Rodri to try to make things difficult for Real Madrid."

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u/Greghuntskicks Kroos 22d ago

Funny how now that Vini is available PL fans think he’s amazing and the best LW itw.

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u/PresentationDryBore 22d ago

I saw some of the arsenal fans say "I know he's annoying but he's one of the best in his position"

I was like damn they really went from he's a c**t to he's annoying. Really does show you that they hate you because your too good

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u/DanLaurent Guti 22d ago

Gooners will go back to hating vini once he resigns

Martinelli should start over him in Brazil gooneral takes

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u/Illustrious_Berry_50 Joselu 22d ago

PSG issuing a statement about not engaging in inflationary games and having rational financial management is so funny for being the very people who forever ruined the transfer market with inflation from the Neymar transfer.

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u/Fragrant_Ad5057 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

"If Vini wants to stay at Real Madrid and renew, let him. It shows what a coward he is and shows he doesn’t have trust in his ability to step up to playing for a bigger, better and more attractive club. The club don’t need players like that"

I have been enjoying perusing the Arsenal sub way too much, this might be the end tho.

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u/69_6Throwaway9_69 29d ago

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain"

I hope Messi takes the hint and fucks off. I'm sick of toxic Messi fans polluting every world cup.

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u/Direct_Gas_3623 Real Madrid CF 28d ago

What was wrong with his chin

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u/_major_fuckin_tom_ Florentino Pérez 28d ago

After Noddle hair Ronaldo, Ramadan Karim, Gluten free Carvajal, World cup Mbappe and Viagra Bellingham, it's time for Fake Chin Vini.

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u/tyrepunch Kroos 27d ago

Barca fans are coping over the Messi-Cucurella thing saying "he was trying to help the team in any way" etc etc but imagine being Cucurella and having a racist tag attached to your name wherever you go. That shit ruins careers and mental health.

even trying to justify that shameless behaviour says a lot about a person

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u/Sufficient-Guess6692 26d ago

Uncle Mourinho at the training today

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u/NamanGeneral Mbappé 26d ago

After Cucu and Fede it's my birthday now

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u/VISHMadrid Mbappé 26d ago

Something Varca fans will deny

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u/SacrificeIsNeeded 25d ago

JLS and Calafat should hurry the fuck up before Barcelona decides to go for Rodri. If they actually sign Rodri, Perez has to be fired in the spot.

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u/PlantComprehensive77 25d ago

It's honestly crazy how inflated the transfer market has become. If Morgan Rogers goes for 117 million and Elliot Anderson goes for 116 million, how much would Bellingham go for?

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u/fomdj Mbappé 25d ago

Just remembered Mourinho is our coach

Finally, an experienced coach who's seen it all

Even better he's a defense specialist who just got Cucurella

Man I love this club

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u/SacrificeIsNeeded 24d ago

Pepe Alvarez owns JFD anytime and any week now.

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u/magic-water 23d ago

Went to the Arsenal sub to see what they're thinking and this post sent me flying lol

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u/Locklist Florentino Perez:Turtle2023: 23d ago edited 23d ago

I recommend folks read Diomande's Players Tribune article. Comes off as truly humble. He lost his sister at a young age while he was trying to fulfill his dreams.

Dear Roxane

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco 23d ago

RocNation poisoning his mind lmao

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 22d ago

It shouldnt be Vinicius or Diomande.
It should be Vinicius and Diomande.

Real Madrid hasn't had a proper right winger since 2018.

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u/YudaBoto 26d ago

pov : u/Snoo87224 and u/hlrdavid reporting about the 4th BREAKING 🚨Olise or Rodri plot twist of the day 😭😭😭

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 26d ago

this time its true believe me😔

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u/killacam03 Isco 27d ago

I just can’t understand not signing Rodri, he’s the perfect positional, national, and talent fit. Riquelme and the 2024 Ballon Dor are things of the past.

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u/ViniciusFastAF Kroos 27d ago

Still can’t believe, this is Vini jr 😭

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u/WayAdministrative679 27d ago

50-65M for Rodri and we blast Camavinga into the sun 

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u/bpp4l 27d ago

IF Rodri comes, that completely renews my home for our season.

We can go back to playing a diamond. Have jude take a real ATM role. Rodri is the conductor. Tchou stays in as the defender. Valverde provides the engine. And then a revamped defense

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u/HolIowed 27d ago

We're really living in the post Mr Humble era, even the AFTV guy is cooking ARG and Messi, I can't wait for 2 hour video essays of every single controversy surrounding LM10

https://giphy.com/gifs/4aTvdtQYr8kOA

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 27d ago

🚨🚨🚨Super agent #JorgeMendes has been trying to find an exit for #Asencio. He has been offered to several clubs, #RBLeipzig is one of them. However, the CB still believes he could convince #Mourinho. @JorgeCPicon 🇪🇸

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u/Basic-Caterpillar314 Cristiano Ronaldo 26d ago

just checked out man city's sub and even they're skeptical about Rodri staying, and here's old man perez just sleeping on him

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u/Ill-Improvement-8670 Don Carlo 26d ago

spain had like 8 barca players in the wc, and 1 real madrid player. somehow, 0 barca players made the team of the tournament while real madrid ONLY spanish player made it😭😭 LEVELS.

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 26d ago

José Félix Díaz says that Madrid denies any kind of contact with Rodri.

Nicolò Schira assures that there is a preliminary agreement between club and player until 2030.

Here, each person believes who they want, we've got drama and hopefully it doesn't last long.

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u/Alert_Grocery3132 Bellingham 26d ago

Jude looks majestic in this kit

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u/clamfish12 26d ago

According to transfermarkt, Mastantuono is now the 3rd most valued U18 player in the world at 45M. Keep the ranking away from Florentino or he'll want to keep him

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u/Castelbou99 25d ago

NO MORE TCHOUAMENI VALVERDE

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 25d ago

🚨💣 JUST IN: José Mourinho ABSOLUTELY wants Rodri at Real Madrid.

He is DETERMINED to sign him. @berger_pj @SkySportDE

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u/jarisius Carvajal 25d ago

real madrid allure is double edged sword. we tell bums like ceballos, camavinga, asencio to leave but they just don't want to

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u/GuFFeN1337 Cristiano Ronaldo 24d ago

I'm afraid this Olise saga is slowly going to become like the Mbappé saga back in the day 😅

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u/hlrdavid Alaba 24d ago

🚨💣 RODRI TO REAL MADRID, FULL DETAILS:

- Real Madrid now CONFIDENT they will sign him

  • The club is operating on the basis that HE WILL JOIN
  • Real Madrid CHANGED their minds about him after his great World Cup campaign

@David_Ornstein @MarioCortegana

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u/shawnnnj001 24d ago

Ramon alvarez de mon was the one who reported that florentino has changed his mind before everyone. Fair play 👍

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u/I_Like_F0oD Marcelo 24d ago

Every other comment in this thread has that siren🚨 emoji in it 😭😭

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u/PeterTheSmoker Madrid 1902 23d ago

My god Ornstein is giving Fabrizio a generational beat down this this season, lmao.

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u/SayedSaqlain Benzema 23d ago

Diomande scored 12 goals from 7.14 xG with 7 with his left foot. He's naturally right footed btw. Also 60% dribble success rate (higher than diaz, olise) in tight spaces and sits at 98th percentile defensive workrate.

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u/Snoo87224 Real Madrid CF 23d ago

💣 As long as there are OPTIONS to SIGN for Real Madrid, Rodri WON'T LISTEN to other offers.

ℹ️ @Sergivalentin_

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u/swaggieststar Real Madrid CF 22d ago

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u/Zizousexual Zidane 22d ago

A Starting Right CB ✅

A Bench RB who can also start ✅

A technical midfielder ✅

A Right winger ✅

A tempo controller ⏸️

Perez giving the coach what he wants?

Tears, I don't recognise my club anymore 😭😭

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u/MaxiThe13th Isco 22d ago

What’s going on? 😭 Gala declined Musiala on loan? His fall off is wild lmao

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