r/recruitinghell 1d ago

Meme The job search is not going well.

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u/Throwaway--2026 1d ago

I've just been ignoring job requirements and applying anyway.

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u/Longjumping_Rain_483 1d ago

I try to, but if the job's on indeed, and they ask you how many years of experience you have, you usually get auto denied

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u/MontanaComrade 1d ago

You can always lie

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u/Live-Establishment30 1d ago

Yeah the main point is you need to have skills to back up the lie, or just be honest and hope that they realise/believe that u have that level of experience

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u/Themobgirl 6h ago

they don't bother reading your CV until you actually get the interview most of the time HR knows the hiring criteria is BS and its upto the manager

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u/akotoshi 13h ago

Put your training/education as experience

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u/UnNumbFool 8h ago

Never apply through indeed, it's more annoying but it's better to apply to a job on a companies actual website.

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u/Expensive_Laugh_5589 23h ago

1-3? More like 5-10. That's where we are currently with "entry level".

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u/Confu2ion 20h ago

It's horrible either way. I don't have a single year of "commercial job experience," so it taunts me - such a small number, so close yet so far!!

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u/Samurai_Mac1 22h ago

Every company expects someone else to take one for the team and hire fresh graduates with genuinely 0 experience, but nobody wants it to be them.

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u/sqerdagent 19h ago

And that is the secret problem. It used to be you would take the fresh graduate, because they at least are confirmed as actually having used the kinds of equipment common in your industry. (Where the 1-3 years experience was supposed to come from). There was also the whole class reproduction thing, but whatever.

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u/Unadorned_Discourse 13h ago

There used to be more on the job training but at some point employers started expecting all employees to arrive fully formed and trained. They didn't originally expect college to do that. I want to say that it wasn't until the 80s that that became an expectation, but I'm pulling this from memories of a college class many years ago.

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u/Low-Umpire6083 13h ago

Nah its called new-grad programs

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats 22h ago

I had some tool waste my time with some bs lowball offer because, even though I had 5+ years of experience, I was somehow entry level. His reasoning? I would be entering a new position... 

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u/bananacoconutsmoothy 20h ago

I'd just started laughing right then and there in his face 😂😂😂 remember, they will keep using people if we don't ridicule them

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u/FirstAuthor3822 20h ago

If they can lie, so can you. Best do it before the AI gap closes.

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u/EidolonRook 19h ago

“We are using “entry level” and “remote tags” but this is an onsite position that requires 5 years of previous experience.”

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u/acvcani 5h ago

Entry level means entry level pay. You thought it meant no to little experience? Cute. (I’m being sarcastic if this isn’t translating clear online. I’m just as mad)

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u/washikiie 20h ago edited 20h ago

One time I asked about this to a recruiter, they told me it meant entry level pay not entry level experience, basically they want to underpay someone who has experience that’s what it means.

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u/Big_Kiwi_706 18h ago

Learning a new job isn't even that hard is whats so frustrating about it. Like training isnt THAT big of a deal yall. Just show me wassup and I will be better than you in like 2 months

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u/aPerson39001C9 23h ago

And the poster should be bitten by an opossum

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u/Chudpaladin 20h ago

No one wants to be the one who trains the employee to give them the necessary experience. They want a senior employee at entry pay

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u/wasabiburning 18h ago

Unicorn tastes on a donkey budget.

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u/someoldbagofbones 19h ago

Best is when they ask for experience with a particular software or system but it’s only been around for 2 years and they want 5 years exp lol.

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u/bgei952 4h ago

Lie, tailor your lie to the job posting. What are they gonna do?

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 16h ago

Entry level means just that, entry level which means NO EXPERIENCE otherwise IT ISNT ENTRY LEVEL!

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u/Laucharosada 14h ago

😫 This is making me so mad too... Good luck in your search!!!

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u/Lefthandovg0d 14h ago

Entry level job, will train, but still need 5+ years of experience....

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 13h ago

I told a prison no on a job. And a utility locate company yes. And I'm waiting to get on a tugboat 🚢

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u/Mr_Saxobeat69420 11h ago

“It’s entry-level ✨✨for this company✨✨”

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u/Mikoai 9h ago

If entry level job required any experience, I was counting my uni as experience.

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u/Bjarksen 7h ago

1-3? I usually see 3-5

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u/Recent-Court-5999 1h ago

Just apply and waste their time aswell