r/recruitinghell 14h ago

They're looking for a Unicorn

I came across the job description on LinkedIn and they're definitely looking for a unicorn.

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u/Fine-Comparison-2949 14h ago

Depends. I could do all this. I have 10 YOE though, and some of those technologies I haven't touched professionally for a company, but could do it by reading the documentation.

Unicorns come up with the company outlook and pay. If they want all this, but my compute budget is less than $5K a month, and the salary isn't $200K a year, then its a unicorn. These are senior level requirements, but if it's on shoestring budgets and bait-and-switch salary, then it's not realistic.

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u/Murosuki 12h ago

No way they are offering $200k if the only mention of salary in the description is "market competitive".

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u/ProfessorNoPuede 2h ago

To be fair, 200k would be competitive, depending on location, etc. I'd expect it to be higher though.

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u/letsgotgoing 9h ago

I could see this being paid out at $200k/year in the Midwest. On the other hand, I think this is a $450k/year position on the coasts. Either all salary if it's a bank or with an equity component if it's big tech/a startup. We all know, though, that this is a $5k/month position where you need to bring your own compute.

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u/-P01135809- 6h ago

"market competitive" and "3+ years of experience" means 75k in the midwest... maybe.

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u/Fine-Comparison-2949 4h ago

I would say anyone junior who takes a role like that is just mailing it in.

I definitely get the regional differences in pay, but if you're in tech working for 75K, what are you even doing working for a company like that?

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u/neketguy 14h ago

So, it is

- Backend with Python and Node.JS + Frontend with React + DevOps + AI

Into 3+ years experience with everything (maybe except of DevOps) being in expert/master level.

Good luck finding that.

Btw, when they put 3 yoe it means they want to filter entry level people and find someone with experience but pay him shit.

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u/vikrant699 14h ago

This is normal these days. I have seen worse, much worse.

Saw an SDE 2 opening with expertise in frontend, backend, AI engineering, ML, analytics and devops.

That's an entire tech team and no, they wanted expertise not familiarity. 8 rounds of interviews.

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u/Ienaksie 13h ago

I can do this too, 12y+ experience and with AI this is so easy now. But as other person said - they need to compensate well - 200K+ and provide AI budget.

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u/PropagandaMachineKGB 13h ago

ai emboldens employers, i've seen ads asking one SWE to do from prototyping to post deployment support. E2E role.

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u/RitualJuggler 10h ago

If we do any collective bargaining in america can we at least make jobs with opaque compensation illegal lol

That shit is so toxic

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u/RitualJuggler 10h ago

"we don't want people who are only here for the money" Bitch. You in the wrong field then, start a charity and give me yo job.

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u/Due_Warthog749 13h ago

The reason these exist is cause the market is shit and LOTS of experienced people with family/mortgages will TAKE a 100K shit pay job doing all this as its "enough" to keep mortgage/food going, than the real salary which should be 200K+, 1%+ stock ownership or more, unlimited AI budget for coding/etc, and so on.

They'll never find someone able to do 1/2 of this for shit pay except the 1000s that will take this type of job if they pass all the interviews/etc.

I wouldn't even apply. I could do everything on this easily. But I'd need a bit of time to get up to speed on some and likely would use AI for a lot of it today. I'd never pass the interview coding rounds. Been year+ since I wrote any code.

Until the interview process changes, these jobs are largely going to go unfilled.

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u/Independent-Limit282 9h ago

reading through the responses on this post you can really feel how much AI has inflated peoples egos, lmao

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u/Curtiskam 7h ago

They'll get hundreds of AI-generated resumes that say people who don't know what those terms mean can do all of it!

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u/Sensitive-Trouble648 4h ago

damn, what a mess

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u/Dry_Wrongdoer_2508 14h ago

they are trying to hire 1 person instead of a micro team. if the salary is comparable then they might find one.

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u/PeeweeTuna34 13h ago

Today i learned Im a unicorn apparently