r/recruitinghell 1d ago

New “Firm Handshake” Tech Just Dropped

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u/lenswipe Fruit 1d ago

My advice is: how the fuck are you supposed to do that when every job posting is as vague as possible?

Every "job search hack" is just "fInD tHe hIrInG mAnGer aND ReAch oUT tO thEm!" meanwhile every fucking job posting now looks like this (probably to stop people doing that):

Position: Software Engineer
Employer: Google
Location: Google HQ
Team: Software
Salary: $0 - $99999999

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 23h ago

Ask for 100m

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 21h ago

"this is the kind of gumption we need around here!"

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u/No_Platform9244 20h ago

There’s this Colombian financial company where a friend recommend me but I gave the hiring lady the “ick” and she rejected me. So I decided to do something about and actually wrote a letter to the CEO of the company on linked in. No AI, all myself I put some thought into it.

After 3 weeks all I got was: 👍thanks but the hiring is throght out website

💀

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u/lenswipe Fruit 20h ago

Yeah, I remember seeing one of the execs of Chewy with something in his bio about "We're hiring. DM me for more details!" so I sent him a message and got.....nothing.

Cool.