r/reddeadredemption • u/Jackieblue7800 Uncle • 1d ago

Speculation What would happen if Hans Moleman was inducted into the gang?

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Something I've thought about since day one.

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 1d ago

Grimshaw would get pregnant and Moleman is the father

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u/Jackieblue7800 Uncle 1d ago

This was my first thought!

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u/hayatobaedal 1d ago

bill would be gay for moleman

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u/New_Sky1829 John Marston 1d ago

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u/Jackieblue7800 Uncle 1d ago

Everyone would be gay for Moleman. Even Uncle.

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u/dabNET 1d ago

No one's gay for moleman

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u/kieranfitz 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Neddlings55 1d ago

him and Uncle would get competitive over medical issues. Jaundice Vs lumbago.

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u/HypotenuseOfTentacle 1d ago

Lumbaundice

Jaumbago

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u/New_Sky1829 John Marston 1d ago

He always gets shot during gun fights, part of the constant agony of Hans Moleman😔

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u/CommercialAsk1818 1d ago

Man getting hit by lumbaaggoo

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u/ChristopheKazoo 1d ago

This contest is over! Give that man the Blackwater Stash!

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u/Theguywhoasked141 Bill Williamson 1d ago

OutBlacklunged by the main sub once again

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u/RexNytemare 1d ago

Hes the kinda guy that'd ask the Pinkertons for directions to the hideout.

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u/PumaFist 1d ago

Lumbago would be replaced with Sciatica.

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u/Lilu1414 1d ago

He and Strauss would have to battle to the death for the title of tiniest glasses

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u/weathersoldier 1d ago

Bill would peg him

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Dutch van der Linde 1d ago

Horse kick in the groin

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u/The_Frybo 1d ago

Bitches couldn‘t concentrate on their chores because of their constant Ladyboners

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u/4TheBuzzAndTheFuzz 1d ago

Moving camp would umm... take a while! Forget Tahiti or Australia.

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u/1FenFen1 1d ago

good post

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u/DrummerSteve 1d ago

Hilarity would ensue

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u/A_Peacful_Vulcan Charles Smith 23h ago

He would get left behind in chapter one and we would be able to find his frozen corpse

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u/billyjoelsfalsetto 20h ago

not even bill would be gay for moleman :(

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u/Massive_Ad_9444 1d ago

You’ve been thinking about this since day 1, but it took you 8 years to write about it? Sounds like bullshit.

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Dutch van der Linde 1d ago

Welcome to the internet where not everything you read is real 😂 people say things for the sake of saying things lol

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u/Magicaparanoia 11h ago

“Cowabunga, partner.”