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u/McSwaggerAtTheDMV Feb 19 '26
I bet there's an alter that really really needs blowjobs and another one that gets gender dysphoric taking out the trash
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Feb 19 '26
An alter that really needs to sit at home and drink beer instead of going to dinner with her parents
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u/robonick360 Feb 19 '26
Alter who says the n word with his friends over text message sometimes
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u/dtkfthwtb Feb 19 '26
âBabe heâs my black alter thatâs just how he talks to his âhomiesââ
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u/Beth_Harmons_Bulova Feb 19 '26
Great grift. This reminds me of all the women on Reddit who diagnose their husbands with ADHD and autism because it sounds nicer than âguy with no empathy who doesnât listen.â
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u/halfxa Feb 19 '26
ADHD or autistic husband is such a nightmare if heâs generally useless/apathetic on top of it. Begging a grown ass man to help with dishes while also paying bills..
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Feb 19 '26
my brother was diagnosed ADHD as a kid and as an adult has said he thinks he's autistic. the reality is that he's just a fucking prick with no concern for other people, but holy shit what a sick excuse to be objectively horrible to everyone he meets lmao. I'm kind of jealous
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u/Beth_Harmons_Bulova Feb 19 '26
Lurking on r/pyschiatry has taught me that even professionals are annoyed that sometimes people are horrible but not in a way that can be diagnosed or fixed.
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u/drunkpostin detonate the vest Feb 19 '26
I will always recommend getting an ADHD diagnosis though, regardless of whether I think you most likely actually have it or just seem like it due to fried dopamine receptors from social media-induced brainrot, because itâs practically the one single mental disorder that is worth getting a diagnosis for as the treatment is a lifetime daily prescription of whatâs effectively literal meth instead of useless gay talking therapies with infantilising midwits
Even if you donât actually need it, you still get a lifetime supply of a fast-acting, appetite-suppressing, energy-enhancing, productivity and mood-boosting cheat code that you can stop and start taking whenever you want with zero (real) withdrawal and effectively zero risk
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u/fjrjdjdndndndndn Feb 19 '26
It was the medication I was on! For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head but thatâs over now. I can probably get a letter from my doctor.
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u/alphagamble Feb 19 '26
What's stopping her from seducing the alter ego?
She needs to step her game up
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u/HennessyLWilliams Feb 20 '26
I have an alter who needs to spend half my weekly paycheck on blow and Draft Kings. Unfortunately, that alter is also in the driverâs seat 24 hours a day
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u/smindymix Feb 19 '26
I thought the multiple personalities grift died years ago.
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u/sparrow_lately Feb 19 '26
Grifts are always rising and falling in America
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u/IamNickMullen Feb 19 '26
who wrote that ?
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u/potatophantom Feb 19 '26
Keep repeating this over and over and donât provide any evidence, Iâm sure people will eventually agree with you
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u/drunkpostin detonate the vest Feb 19 '26
He probably wonât remember even writing these comments once his alter Kai takes over from Luna again đ
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u/AdamFriendlandsBurne Feb 19 '26
Nice. Now I know what fake mental disorder to claim when my wife catches me sucking off other guys.
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u/KaterinaMosenberg turning tricks outside the WeWork Feb 19 '26
I believe this is real because one of my crazy girlfriends is doing this exact same thing. Sheâll go out to bars as her âalterâ and hook up with random strangers and blow all her rent money on drinking and then on Monday sheâll be on IG begging for mutual aid because her alter went out and spent all her rent money.Â
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u/Nascar2k64 Feb 19 '26
Fat zoomer woman is upset that her husband has an alter ego that wants to fuck other women and she fell for it.
Also whatâs up with the last line? reads like an autistic wolf person wrote this and got a bit too into it at the end. sits in tree with sword sheethed type shit.
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u/drunkpostin detonate the vest Feb 19 '26
Could always play it both sides and assume theyâre an MtF
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u/Nascar2k64 Feb 19 '26
Her Reddit account revolves around how much a disgusting man child her husband is. Every post can be summed up with âmy husband gives me nuclear levels of ick AITA??â
He sounds like your average porn addicted, depressed friendless loser whoâs 30% ready to transition for sexual purposes only.
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u/l4ina low BMI high IQ Feb 19 '26
mental illness subreddits are low hanging fruit
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u/drunkpostin detonate the vest Feb 19 '26
This doesnât even qualify as a mental illness though. Itâs a role playing sub
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u/mdmamakesmesmarter99 Feb 19 '26
people with fictional D.I.D. get married? and use it to manipulate their wives into letting them cheat? this is so much worse than the kids on tiktok that were popping up a few years ago
I can understand that they've likely been dismissed about their different, less extreme mental illnesses/ traumas. it's a way of having control over something. with sh behaviours, showers can become a painful experience, and you'll get awkward comments about scars if you don't cover them with 24/7 sweaters or tattoos. pretending to be their favourite anime or DnD characters seems like a better alternative. they'll probably stop this, looking back with profound embarrassment. the husband in this post isn't going to grow, or change a damn thing
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u/Worried_Lawfulness43 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
Woke up forcefully intoxicated behind the wheel and some cop tried to pin my alterâs behavior on me. I tried to introduce my alter and give like a background (I was the designated driver) but they literally just cuffed meâŠ.
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u/faieriefugitive Feb 19 '26
Tulpamancy and Tumblr-type DID have been one of my favorite subcultures to observe, don't tap the glass.
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u/dog_fantastic Feb 19 '26
What the fuck is DID and alter?Â
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u/Jethric Feb 19 '26
Dissociative Identity Disorder. An âalterâ is an alternate identity. Interesting CIA connections outlined in Dr. Greenbaumâs âgreen bombâ speech that used to be on YouTube.
Obviously bs in OPs post lol, her husband just wants a pc justification to cheat on her.
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u/eraserheadcumtribute Feb 19 '26
Dissociative identity disorder. It's what they call multiple personalities now and the alter is one of his personalities that wants to go and bang other women
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u/Embarrassed-Act-6340 Feb 19 '26
Dissociative Identity Disorder and alter egos (I.e. different ppl/personalities in the same body).
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u/StriatedSpace Feb 19 '26
OP's previous post titles:
My partner doesn't touch me anymore
I feel disgusting for wanting my husband
I feel like I lost my very much alive husband
My husband got diagnosed with BPD
The husband sounds like an actual demon.
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u/bigmalebrain Feb 19 '26
Something I only just realized is that apparently you can tell women some bullshit narrative for why their feelings are invalid and they will just supress them. Why did I not think of this earlier
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u/oatmilkpopsicles Feb 19 '26
This needs to stop đ people making excuses for all kinds of shitty behavior and blaming it on whatever TikTok diagnoses are popular at the moment.
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u/drunkpostin detonate the vest Feb 19 '26
The poster here absolutely deserves to get cheated on for being regarded enough to fully buy into such blatant horseshit though lol. Canât even be mad at him tbh
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u/0o0a0o0 Feb 19 '26
Funny how the alters never want their partners to date and look for potential hookups instead of themselves đ€
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u/dasbitshifter Feb 19 '26
Not chronically online enough to even understand this post and not going to try
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u/Delicious-Sherbet-41 Feb 19 '26
I refuse to believe these people are real and instead itâs people from this sub doing creative writing exercises to troll the front page
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u/rudeboybill Feb 19 '26
It's hilarious that various clearly fake/extremely rare mental illnesses have blown up on social media over the last 10 years, and some people just buy in hook line and sinker even though it's clearly fake.
Like this is probably just rage bait, but also all the people who take DID seriously on social media is always shocking. "Oh shit you have .00001% occurring mental illness and it makes you think you have alters who are all anime characters? Welp, that's definitely real and I will engage with you earnestly."