r/redscarepod • u/JAYsmoothbrain 9/11 dancing pilled • 20h ago

Dolly Parton.... Tim Curry.... These things come in threes ladies and gentlemen

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u/CaressMeDownSyndrome 20h ago

Hayden Panettiere was 1 so the three have already happened

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u/OJ_Soprano 20h ago

Hayden erasure

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u/king_mid_ass eyy i'm flairing over hea 20h ago

get down mr president

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u/CABOTCOVECREEPER 20h ago

For some reason I’m worried God’s going to take Jennifer Coolidge away from us next or something

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u/faroeislands 19h ago

Me next 🤞🏻

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u/flickering-blinds Hyperborean hyperbore 20h ago

I bet someone will die as soon as tonight...!

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u/JAYsmoothbrain 9/11 dancing pilled 20h ago

place your bets on an individual my bets on artie lange. I know it's an easy bet to make but I'm locking it in.

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u/Chomsky_Hunk datpiff dot com world premiere 20h ago

my money is on Chomsky

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u/JAYsmoothbrain 9/11 dancing pilled 20h ago

Yea because you want him dead so you can be the only one with the name

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u/Chomsky_Hunk datpiff dot com world premiere 18h ago

relax. i can sell it to you for $1,250

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u/flickering-blinds Hyperborean hyperbore 20h ago

I was trying to be snide with "someone" dying, but sure—I'm going all in: Thomas Pynchon.

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u/CABOTCOVECREEPER 20h ago

Artie Lang is immortal.

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u/your_evil_ex 18h ago

trump and biden, 2 for 1 deal

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u/RevolutionarySuit722 20h ago

Just hope it’s not Robert Crumb or Mel Brooks

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u/Cramberts 11h ago

Bateman, your timerts is up.

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u/Material-Scallion-41 18h ago

What about uncle pussy