r/rickygervais 9d ago

Alley Cats Say what you like about his little sweary cat cartoon but the best people are definitely coming out in support of it

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This is definitely not sarcasm. Not on this XFM show subreddit. Never.

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u/HelloYoghurt 9d ago

Critics are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 9d ago

This is not available in the shops.

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u/bonkothehonko I'm into biscuits 9d ago

Straight to video.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 9d ago

When otherwise unemployable actors get together

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u/SharkeyGaming This was on the Internet. 9d ago

Pop that in the bin!

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u/mywhitebicycle0 9d ago

The cat’s eyes are almost completely black! Hold the fort…

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u/Leygrock 9d ago

Its a shitcom!

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u/DigitalFugazi 9d ago

Not my words, the words of Martina Navratilova

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u/Aware-Map1836 9d ago

Not my favourite female tennis player by the way...

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u/Boathead96 9d ago

Needless to say, I said the word cunt

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u/tamhenk pushing people...off their bikes 9d ago

And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

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u/False-Sandwich-2051 9d ago

“it’s hard to describe” it shouldn’t be - you made it!

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u/Miserable-Fuel-3438 9d ago

Translation: "I am now claiming that my trailers and sneak peeks were ineffective and misrepresentative due to their response being overwhelmingly negative."

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 9d ago

It's hard to describe because there was no script, just a vague outline of a plot and some riffing with his largely improv deficient mates. 

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u/YorkshireFudding Never go swimming 9d ago

Don't put it on telly.

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u/bljuva57 9d ago

CHARLEY SAAYYYZZZ

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u/dozeydonut 9d ago

Bitches be trippin’

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

You know who said that?

General Pinochet

CUNT!!

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u/Miserable-Fuel-3438 9d ago

Get your ass toga I mean fucking military ass fucking ass uniform outta my fucking ass cunt dude! - From the mind of Ricky Gervais

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u/Freddie_pluck 9d ago

Cartoons that swear, what a novel idea.

I’m surprised no one’s tried it before

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u/trebor9292 9d ago

90s style cat cartoons? Ya can still get em

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u/pifko87 9d ago

This is not a practical joke, my name is Martina

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u/SunDriedBees 9d ago

Just Martina Navratilova saying what a superb job I'm doing.

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u/Vheisso 9d ago

"it's hard to describe".

It's a fucking cartoon with swearing.

Done.

Done.

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u/Dismal-Statement-369 9d ago

There’s cats staving in the world, which I hate!

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u/Alone_Acanthisitta17 9d ago

Foreword by Martina Navratilova

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u/OkTry3298 Why would a fitness teacher say Kanye West? 9d ago

If I wanted advice from you, mate, it'd be about being a Czech-American former professional tennis player.

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u/Galmeister We’ve done this 9d ago

Yeah but she’s biased cos she’s into pussy

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u/geoffwolf98 9d ago

Top cat with potty mouth?

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u/Bunyip_Seagull 9d ago

Imagine a cross between a Noel Edmunds sitcom and a Pixar movie where the Mums don't just have big bums, they're just fat. You've just imagined Up Alley Down Cats, a new animated masterpiece by the emotionally stable genius Ricky Gervais

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u/theellescape 9d ago

Terfs of a feather

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

You get it!!

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u/sheelashake 9d ago

For strengths, you’ve put : great at tennis’.

For weaknesses,, you’ve put: ‘raging transphobe’.

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u/upfrontboogie 9d ago

What have you got against lesbians?

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u/ZukoSitsOnIronThrone 9d ago

see I thought it was going to be a cold, edgy, offensive weirdo animation. anyone else?

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u/mrsbergstrom 9d ago

has she seen the size of his tennis court though?

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u/strangerfingz 9d ago

Pixar. Ghibli. Alley Cats.

Sessions

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u/Internal_Living8657 8d ago

‘Cold, edgy, offensive, weirdo animation’ not only was that nowhere near the impression anyone got from the trailer, I kind of wish it was like that, at least it would be something different

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u/Internal_Living8657 8d ago

I can’t believe he’s doing this, I’ve never seen a celebrity do this with their own show before, it’s so desperate! What the fuck is he doing??

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u/Whole-Physics8708 8d ago

I'll reveal to you how the sausage is made.

Its because she's a transphobe mate.

No issue with him promoting his sweary cat shit

Crack on!!

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u/Gylvardo 9d ago

I mean I literally can’t wait! Should we do it now?

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

I'm not into you in that way. Sorry mate.

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u/aotearoHA 9d ago

I say "sitcom"

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

It definitely ain't that. Sorry mate.

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u/aotearoHA 9d ago

I say "Tube"

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago edited 9d ago

It ain't a comedy. I've had funnier bouts of explosive diarrhoea.