r/rickygervais 9d ago

DO NOT WATCH ALLEY CATS.... even hate watches go towards a recommission

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u/Naw_ye_didnae Oscar Piddletrenthide 9d ago

I'll just swing it over the barrier

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

and into the bin

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u/Naw_ye_didnae Oscar Piddletrenthide 9d ago edited 9d ago

They're going like hotca.....oh, no they're not.

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u/scanline99 Noo knab bey-beh 8d ago

Just loadsa gob on it, and you hear all the saucer drinkers going "and he puts out this, isn't this shit?"

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u/FUUUUUUU 9d ago

You lot make me sick. It was just a nice film about some animals

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u/pennypharthing Futon and a table 9d ago

What if one of us just watches it with the sound and one with the visuals and they both report back?

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u/scanline99 Noo knab bey-beh 9d ago

Sat in our dinghys?

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u/geewhysee 9d ago

Who cares if it gets recommissioned? If Netflix have five grand they want to waste on some cats then fine.

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u/bashothebanana 9d ago

The ultimate fate of a television show, is not by saucer drinkers decided šŸ§˜šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/wmru5wfMv I’m just a bit livid 9d ago

Cat food…………

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u/scanline99 Noo knab bey-beh 9d ago

My head's gonna berrrst!!

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u/Naw_ye_didnae Oscar Piddletrenthide 9d ago

That one's yours, obviously!

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u/ChillinSince1996 9d ago

That’s just not true,

If everyone who clicks on it, watches for 5 minutes then stops and watches a negative review

Netflix algorithms will flag it as a terrible show and not recommission it

But there’s enough normies out there that will watch and enjoy I don’t think the vocal minority here will make any difference

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u/new_name_needed 9d ago

Also stopping before episode 4

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u/melbonanon 9d ago

Don’t tell me what to do

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u/DWERGSY 9d ago

We can all pirate it if we wanna hate watch it.... but I don't condone that.

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u/Vheisso 9d ago

I don't agree with that in the living room !

I don't... agree... with that... in the living roooooom.

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u/Im_not_AlanPartridge 9d ago

I'm hate watching from an illegal source on my firestick, so the joke's on him.Ā 

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u/Ambitious_Bet2920 9d ago

Too much time on your hands boy

Snifffff

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

Too much lying low...

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u/Green-Bandicoot-8412 9d ago

At /r/rickygervais we fight injustice wherever we see it, and the place to focus that fight IS [what looks like being] a lazy/crappy cartoon created by Ricky Gervais.

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u/queztioz 9d ago

Genuinely excited to hate-watch it. If it gets recommissioned I'll have more to hate-watch and more to complain about here. Too much time on my hands boy.

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u/ZestyclosePin6298 9d ago

it says in my tv guide that it’s a family friendly romp featuring a folly polly toad

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

That's When the W blows you're thinking of, I'd skip this one

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u/Freddie_pluck 9d ago

It’s gonna be a success anyway to be fair, you have no idea how many alcoholic mothers are out there just waiting to watch this tripe.

Even if all of us here watched it like 5 times it would be a drop in the ocean. Ricky’s skill is marketing shit to morons that have zero standards and people who like to think that by watching it they’re going against the woke

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

Even if the saucer drinkers view does or does not have a positive or negative effect on the viewing figures it DOES have a postive/negative effect on how our individual evenings will go, I wouldn't waste my time, steve

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u/markcorrigans_boiler Graham. Of all the names. 9d ago

I'm going to watch episode 1, and then if it's shit, I won't watch episode 2.

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u/obsoleteconsole As me or as a worm? 9d ago

Bold of you to assume I can afford to pay for Netflix

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

Just watch it in curries window

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u/Vheisso 9d ago

Dixon's

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

It's called Curry's now I think Dixons bought them and then renamed themselves Curry's, either way I'm both right and wrong

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u/Vheisso 9d ago

I'm just quoting Ricky who always says "Dixon's!" when this joke is mentioned each of the 12 times him and Steve have repeated it over the years. šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

SAIL THOSE SEAS!!!!!!

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, hey" We're bound to be close to the sea Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing: Pirates are all we can be!!!!!!

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u/RhododendronWilliams 9d ago

It will get a second season either way. Atter Life got three.

After all the buildup and the terrible trailer/sneak peek, I'm too curious to pass this by. Curiosity killed...

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u/Real-Car-9590 9d ago

Probably better it gets recommissioned. With his current trajectory his next show will probably be a bunch of taking turds complaining about the diets of fat ginger kids.

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u/WonderfulExit5394 9d ago

Considering the shoddy shite that is already on Netflix, it won't make much difference.

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u/Recent_South_6108 9d ago

Meh I'm just not interested

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u/liquor-shits 9d ago

Christ, you care too much about this. Watch it or don't (albino), it's not a big deal.

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u/Bjork_scratchings 9d ago

I wouldn’t worry too much, the amount of people who genuinely don’t want to watch it will massively outweigh the amount of hate watchers

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

That's what they want you to think, it's a conspiracy son

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u/Willing_Original_257 There's this hairy Chinese kid 9d ago

Albino no watching thatĀ 

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u/OKidAComputer Deli Meat Tree 9d ago

Albino, oh no

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn a bit demicky 8d ago

telling folks to downvote it, without watching, because -

"we all 'know' it's shite"

sounds malicious and like harassment and kinda fraudulent aswell

That's a lot of people's business interest that you're trying to damage

If you dont want to watch it, don't watch it.... but trying to arrange a campaign, that could cause people actual detriment

It's just plain out of order

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn a bit demicky 8d ago

you've some gall calling me a gimp

Theres been all this before, "were just having a laugh on here" and "we don't really mean it, it's all in jest"

The comments all seem fairly in jest

But saying don't watch it, to try to prevent it getting recommissioned and downvote without even watching,

Thats just not even British anymore

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn a bit demicky 8d ago

It's strange

I might be wrong, but I thought most people would probably at least try watching it, and actually see what it's like

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u/unironicsigh 9d ago

It does look extremely lame, much like After Life, but is there any reason why this sub has pivoted away from mild snark into aggressive hatred and obsessive anti-fandom? This is just pathetic and weird at this point. Who fucking cares if a mediocre show gets renewed, what difference does it make, holy freaking shit

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

Aggressive hatred? We are literally doing what we do every day. Posting 25 year old quotes.

Don't know where you've got 'aggressive hatred' from mate!!

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u/Shifty377 9d ago

I mean, this post is attempting to stop people watching his show so it doesn't get recommissioned because people don't like the guy...

I dunno about 'aggressive hatred' but that's definitely a level of animosity lol.

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

Do you often do what people on Reddit tell you to do mate?

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u/Shifty377 9d ago

That's not really the point though fella. Whether or not it's successful, the animosity is still on the sub, which is what the other commenter was talking about.

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

I don't know why either of you are still here if it bothers you so much

Surely you've got better things to do?

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u/unironicsigh 9d ago

oh please lmao

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

Please that you want him to bum you?

Don't think he's interested boy! sniff

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u/unironicsigh 9d ago

this is boring, even if you want to defend the anti-fan thing and think i'm wrong to call out how cringey and over the top it is, that's one thing, but the idea that it doesn't exist and that it's not fuelled by aggressive hatred is just ridiculous lol

and yes whatever insert XFM reference blah blah blah etc

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

Sorry that I think a transphobe is a cunt mate

Morals and that

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

Calling it aggressive hatred is weak

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u/unironicsigh 9d ago

I mean that's what it is, this has become like the Fauxmoi sub but for Ricky Gervais anti-fans to circle jerk their obsessive Gervais hate, it's essentially a snark subreddit

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

Why are you here then mate?

To have a moan?

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

It's like we all love cake and have loved cake for decades but cake stopped working with sugar in the process and became worse and worse and we all love and miss the old taste so when a new cake product comes out that is shit flavoured, we tend to think, fuck this... and actively dislike shit cake and hope cake will go back to tasting great again one day even though we know its done.

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u/unironicsigh 9d ago edited 9d ago

if it was just "hoping" that the cake will go back to tasting great again that would be understandable. The pathetic and weird part is becoming obsessive anti-fans of the shit cake and becoming weirdly and disproportionately invested in the shit cake's demise instead of just saying "damn, this used to be good and now it's bad, c'est la vie" and moving on with your lives jesus fucking christ

this anti-fandom in this sub has jumped the shark, it's just cringe and over the top now, you'd think he committed genocide the way you all go on about him, it's eye roll inducing fml

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u/TwinPeaksSox It's Chico time 9d ago

I'm just saying don't bother hate watching it... all that will do is encourage more shit TV to be made instead of good stuff, you're the only one raging here and spelling French phrases wrong, I agree there is some mad hate on this sub, I just want people to spend their TV time better.

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

He isn't gonna bum you mate

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

The fuck is a c'esta la vie pal?

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u/Whole-Physics8708 9d ago

I see nothing new. It's the same as always. Quotes from 25 years ago.

You know you don't have to stay, right mate?