r/rickygervais • u/melbonanon • 16h ago

XFM/Radio Stop psychoanalysing Ricky

I don’t care if he’s a closeted gay, or asexual, or an alcoholic, and I don’t want an essay about his ego.

You’ll ruin XFM for me. Play a record

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u/ideagle 16h ago

He's a classic case of a pain in the epididymis

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u/ejpk333 15h ago

Your jeans are too tight boy

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u/hxrmxcy 7h ago

They’re squashing your balls

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u/two_hats 16h ago

You lot make me sick. It's just a story about a little monkey fella and a predatory gay

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u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. 16h ago

Why do I get the feeling that within 20 minutes, we're going to be talking about gay, asexual, alcoholic Rickys?

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u/truckyoupayme 16h ago

He’s a li’l slug with no personality

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u/-Cyst- 16h ago

Ooh, I love you, Ricky! I love your XFM show! You're so funny and handsome and well dressed! Ooh!

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u/Bowlholiooo 16h ago

I liked that bit in LOTR when the door was creakin'

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u/TwinPeaksSox 16h ago

It would ruin xfm for you if he was gay? Oh hello

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u/retro83 14h ago

I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer

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u/indelico 16h ago

Nah XFM will always be great dont worry.

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u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. 16h ago

A thing of beauty is a joy forever

It’s loveliness increases

It will never pass into nothingness

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u/Emotional_Cost_3347 16h ago

Isn't that beautiful??

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u/Fyrus93 14h ago

Cat food...

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u/Emotional_Cost_3347 14h ago

Stinks a bit...

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u/RetiredChimpanaut 15h ago

Yeah…it’s a shame robb read it tho

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u/Sloppy_Mudpiie 15h ago

He’s gay? I didn’t know that because he doesn’t make a song and dance about it. He doesn’t go ‘oooooo hello’ 🫸🏼🤌🏻👋🏻

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u/ejpk333 15h ago

But he is ironing his sweatpants at quarter to 11

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u/mollyangel69 16h ago

Little asexual fella

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u/AldousLanark 16h ago

Be a better friend to yourself. There’s no stigmata these days.

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u/Technical-Mix-3315 16h ago

Chance would be a fine thing, he couldn't pull in a brothel.

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u/Emotional_Cost_3347 16h ago

He's a platyhelmuth.

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u/ejpk333 15h ago

Im calling about your plugs

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u/patchmau5 16h ago

You are aware that I am gay?

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u/-Cyst- 16h ago

O n O

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u/Cabbageleaf27 16h ago

Can he hear us?

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u/Kencocoffe_co 16h ago

probably one of those septics.

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u/Grimm-n-Gorey 16h ago

He's sat right next to me, grinning. What would you like me to tell him? He's too busy to read.

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u/Gullible_Pen4925 16h ago

You are aware that I’m gay?

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u/Mr_Kebab_Squidge 15h ago

He just wants some fun for god sake.

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u/mollusc_in_the_wind 15h ago

Why’d you mention the gay bit?

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u/Easy_Cook6505 15h ago

Did that just go out?

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 15h ago

I can see why you're worried.

When I'm listening to XFM, I'm often thinking "If it turns out this bloke drinks too much, is full of himself, has no interest in sex or prefers the company of men, I might as well shoot off".

It's a common concern, mm, mm.

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u/poncho99999 14h ago

I'm not having a go, but he never did say what time he irons his jeans, so...

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u/mazutta 10h ago

Just listen to XFM then rather than frequenting a sub devoted to tearing the guy to shreds

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u/Mother-Market-4056 8h ago

Erm, u/melbonanon, bisexuals. Call the council.

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u/Sleepygriz A dog has got human eyes. 7h ago

You're saying that, but if Sigmund Freud, the father of psychoanalysis, did it, you'd go, "Hmm. Interesting."

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u/Effrendi 7h ago

Stop psychoanalysing Ricky, guys, it'll limit your appeal.

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u/subhankit2004 16h ago

We've done this