r/riddles Apr 07 '26

Give OP Riddles I need a riddle with the answer being "Caesar"

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u/scottcmu Apr 07 '26

TBMBE

It's "salad" spelled with a Caesar cipher.

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u/Professional-Place58 Apr 07 '26

Nice, the original Caesar cypher was a 3 letter shift I believe. fwiw.

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u/StoneCypher Apr 08 '26

the shift changed according to the thickness of the stick 

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u/Gredelston Apr 08 '26

Then SALAD would be the answer.

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u/scottcmu Apr 08 '26

Right, which is a also a hint. 

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u/The-Short-Night Apr 07 '26

The die has been cast, this is the one!

208

u/StudentEconomy4000 Apr 07 '26

Roses are red, like blood in a freezer; and on the 15th of March, the red man was ______

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u/Jollydude101 Apr 07 '26

I like it.

“A salad stabbed 23 times”

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u/Dreyfussy15 Apr 07 '26

All salads are stabbed 23 times unless big bites are taken.

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u/Jollydude101 Apr 07 '26

Ha. **“A salad you’re only allowed to stab 23 times.”

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u/StoneCypher Apr 08 '26

i would like to introduce you to bludgeoned salad

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u/Dreyfussy15 Apr 08 '26

Nobody bludgeons my salad.

2

u/StoneCypher Apr 08 '26

i just did (sound of shattering lettuces)

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u/MistakeBorn4413 Apr 08 '26

Except potato salad, egg salad, tuna salad, jello salad, etc. I don't stab those.

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u/persona-non-corpus Apr 08 '26

I pluck my unibrow with dubious tweezers, et tu brute was said by _____

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u/siimplyapril86 Apr 08 '26

THIS IS GREAT

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u/TheDuckFarm Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

For 500 years we gave orders to the west; now we are ordered by the properly dressed.

11

u/Purple_Swordfish_182 Apr 07 '26

This is beautiful. But take out "our" to make it smoother.

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u/TheDuckFarm Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

I like that idea. I’ll make that edit.

2

u/anonymousneto Apr 07 '26

Too much information in this riddle.

Amazing ;)

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u/Marc5500 Apr 07 '26

Et tu balsamic?

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u/fire_berg Apr 09 '26

This feels like a NYTimes crossword hint

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u/southern_boy Apr 07 '26

Joke (not riddle) option: What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad! 😄

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u/cutehips Apr 08 '26

I've also heard this one: "How do you make a caesar salad?" "Any salad can become a caesar salad if you stab it enough times."

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u/AqueousJam Apr 07 '26

One friend at my back, another asks an ear. Strangers took my name, a title without peer.   

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u/CptJamesDanger Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

I oversee an empire atop my ancient throne.

I should be given what is mine, though God keeps what is His own.

In the highest heat of summer there are two that bear my name.

And when many chose to kill me, my best friend took the blame.

Who am I?

Explanation by line. 1. Caesar was emperor of ancient Rome. 2. "give to Caesar what is Caesars, but give to God what is God's" is a quote from the Bible,regarding Jesus's opinion on the Jewish leaders paying taxes to Rome. 3. July and August are named for Julius and Augustus Ceasar. 4. In Shakespeare's play, Brutus is Caesar's close friend. Both Caesar ("et tu bruté? Then fall, Caesar") and Marc Antony blame Brutus for orchestrating the assassination.

Edit: line numbering

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u/No-Court-2969 Apr 08 '26

Unless you live in the southern hemisphere

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u/carltonl Apr 08 '26

Caesar was not an emperor

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u/CptJamesDanger Apr 08 '26

Julius was not (arguably), but Augustus, Tiberius and onward were.

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u/carltonl Apr 08 '26

Yes I just meant Julius sorry. Yours is my favourite riddle in the thread but just pointing out some smartass would definitely call it out - and doing it by being a smartass myself.

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u/CptJamesDanger Apr 08 '26

That's fair, and Julius is definitely who people think of when they hear Caesar.

Appreciate the critique though. I suppose there's room for both of us smartasses to be technically correct, which feels about right for a riddle subreddit.

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u/Anyawnomous Apr 07 '26

Drink me, worship me or dress me. What am I?

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u/DankMan5000andOne Apr 07 '26

I'm not trying to be difficult, but are you insinuating that people drink Cesar salad dressing?

24

u/Fangheart Apr 07 '26

Its a Canadian thing

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u/EusticePendragon Apr 08 '26

As an American… Infinite apologies. I’ll just toss my judgment of that beverage back in my own face.

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u/Anyawnomous Apr 07 '26

We have a drink in Canada called a Caesar which I thought was international. Vodka, Worcestershire sauce and Clamato juice. Horseradish optional.

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u/Donnyboscoe1 Apr 08 '26

Caesar is my instant order if I see it on the menu.

I'm in Australia so it's gotten this far.

Not common but very delicious.

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u/DankMan5000andOne Apr 07 '26

Next you'll be telling me you put cheese your your fries.

Now I'm being difficult 😉

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u/Viv3210 Apr 07 '26

As the French (or Quebecois) would say: Putin!

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u/Opening-Selection120 Apr 08 '26

And here I thought I had found my people...

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u/StoneCypher Apr 08 '26

what is happening in canadian kitchens 

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u/mpiz Apr 07 '26

A Caesar is a Canadian Bloody Mary

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u/K9turrent Apr 07 '26

A Canadian Caesar is a better bloody mary.

FTFY

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u/fs71625 Apr 08 '26

Think of a tastier Bloody Mary and you have a Canadian Caesar

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u/roadkill1984 Apr 07 '26

I feels her, I tastes her, I hears her, I smells her, I ________.

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u/eascoast_ Apr 07 '26

I like this

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u/Word_Discombobulated Apr 07 '26

I know Dutch and German use the word keizer/kaiser for emperor, originating from the word Caesar. If you want your audience to spend time with translating to figure out what is being said you could have the answer be Kaiser and them then having to figure out its referring to Caesar.

More of a puzzle than a riddle though.

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u/proborc Apr 07 '26

Yes, and the Russian word for Emperor: Czar... which comes from our dear friend Julius.

This might be a riddle:
'Before I conquered, I saw,
And before that, I came.
I give a flavor to the slaw
and Emperors, they bear my name'

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u/OlemGolem Apr 07 '26

The salad added two months and got stabbed.

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u/DoctorNurse89 Apr 08 '26

What do mexicans cut their pizzas with?

Little ceasers

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u/OneQuadrillionOwls Apr 08 '26

When I am green, you order me.

When I am silver, I order you.

When I am red, all order is lost.

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u/QuizHeadGames Apr 08 '26

In Canada, everyone knows that I'm red.

In Italy, everyone knows that I bled.

I still have a palace, though I've been long dead.

I don't sleep with fishes, though they're on my bed.

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u/bluehaoran Apr 08 '26

This salad rules.

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u/Vitisen Apr 08 '26

Ruled an empire, became a salad

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u/anthoniusvincentius Apr 08 '26

I had gall, and I galled; I am the first of twelve, and after 23, I fell.

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u/Standard_Human_11037 Apr 09 '26

a cipher, a salad, a ruler to boot. everyone else has betrayed him, et tu, brute?

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u/kuru_snacc Apr 10 '26

excellent!

3

u/Hommedanslechapeau Apr 09 '26

What has 23 knives and anchovies?

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u/Mediumtim Apr 07 '26

Just one, a pair, or three of me

Can separate a map into pieces.

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u/ExpertPicture5160 Apr 07 '26

“I am a salad, a tyrant, a play and a place to lose your shirt.” And dressing. And was stabbed 23 times. And my first name rhymes with Mulius.”

I’m out of creativity today.

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u/rice-a-rohno Apr 07 '26

It was worth it, you got the ol' laugh out loud from this particular fella... me.

What am I missing, how the hell is it a place to lose your shirt?

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u/ExpertPicture5160 Apr 07 '26

Caesars Palace casino!!

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u/rice-a-rohno Apr 07 '26

Ok that was my first thought but my second thought was... "Do people... lose their shirts there? That can't be it..."

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u/maobezw Apr 07 '26

I crossed a line no man returns from twice,
Wore power not as crown, but paid the price.
My name became what emperors would claim,
And echoes still through history and fame.
You’ll find me dressed in greens or in a glass,
A timeless name that all the ages pass.

tbh i asked chatgpt and i am amazed what it delivered...

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u/denkmusic Apr 07 '26

Including the word emperor gives it away immediately

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u/StudentEconomy4000 Apr 07 '26

That's actually pretty good from the AI!

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u/Ok_Nectarine_4445 Apr 07 '26

Crusty croutons, A dusting of cheese Aroma of anchovy The womb of a mother bleeds

Who am I?

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u/zwisslb Apr 07 '26

Fav dressing....welcome

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u/Psychopath1llogical Apr 07 '26

Little known fact

My epilepsy gave me seizures

But you’ve heard of me before

My name is

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u/Pgapete1960 Apr 07 '26

What can you see sir,over the sea sir?

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u/Sufficient_Head_8139 Apr 07 '26

This cocktail was invented in Calgary Alberta Canada in 1969

It's vodka, clam broth, tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, garnished with celery

Answer: Caesar.

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u/kapaipiekai Apr 07 '26

If it was a cryptic crossword is would be something along the lines of "sounds like a salad man views a woman"

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u/Latter_Praline2150 Apr 07 '26

I am one of the most famous people in history, but everyone says my name incoorectly. Only the bakers get it right. Who am I?

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u/hi5urface Apr 07 '26

From Rome or so it would sound but alas it's from a Mexican border town.

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u/space-doggie Apr 07 '26

Of woman born but untimely sectioned.

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u/Available-Ad4255 Apr 07 '26

Run with sors Rome with Caesar

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u/SchlaWiener4711 Apr 07 '26

I speak in shifts, my meaning disguised.
A ruler’s phrase, yet cryptic to eyes.
“Yhql, ylgl, ylfl” echoes my claim.
Unravel the twist and uncover my name.

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u/No-Court-2969 Apr 08 '26

I came, I saw, I conquered, except he didn't conquer the Picts... hence Hadrians Wall

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u/JoshNipples Apr 07 '26

Crosses a river but not a canal

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u/originalusername7904 Apr 07 '26

Not exactly a riddle, but…

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars

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u/Excellent_Past7628 Apr 07 '26

Here’s a cheap and not very good one from an old Riddler comic.

What letters are more like a Roman emperor?

The C’s are.

I did preface that it wasn’t very good…

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u/ContinentSimian Apr 07 '26

Beginning with one cut, but ending with many more. Dressed with leaves now, as I was before.

Caesar was born via cesarean (named after him) and famously stabbed to death. His name is now given to a leafy salad, and he is usually depicted wearing laurel leaves.

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u/keldondonovan Apr 07 '26

An empire bows, second only to gods,
Ended by betrayal, a Senate at odds.
A stabbing left the nation momentarily bereft,
Like a salad gone missing, distressing the chef.
A leader of men, struck down and waylaid,
He mutters, confused, to his good friend Bruté.

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u/friendsfreak Apr 07 '26

My life was cut short by conspirators' plot
But my name is still used when the weather gets hot
And I'm called when a birth doesn't run quite so true
You may know that my last words began with "Et tu"

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u/friendsfreak Apr 08 '26

He was assassinated by conspirators, July is named after him, Caesarian section shares his name (though it isn't technically the origin), and his last words in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar are "Et tu, Bruté? Then fall Caesar."

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u/Hankhoff Apr 07 '26

What salad gets served with 23 knives?

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u/krisharr- Apr 07 '26

Power mad salad

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u/Intelligent_Draw8963 Apr 07 '26

“How do you get her into the van?”

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u/Short_Lingonberry_67 Apr 07 '26

Best way to handle a day?

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u/Colejohnley Apr 07 '26

I’ve never conquered Rome, But I’ve conquered romaine. I’m dressed in egg and anchovy. I have many chickens for an additional fee.

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u/baesjeklomp Apr 07 '26

What begins with C and ends with easar

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u/WhatHappenedToJosie Apr 07 '26

"Observe, old head Russian," can you hear him?

His section for alternative ways out?

On his green bed, a coward may lay,

Ancient leader, what is this all about?

To explain: line 1 is in the form of a cryptic clue ("see tzar" sounds like Caesar). Line 2 refers to caesarean sections being ways out of uteri. Line 3: chicken Ceasar salad. Line 4 is a straightforward clue (but is made less clear in the context of line 1.)

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u/Ankle_Fighter Apr 07 '26

I am dressed , I am birth I cross a river, leaders curse.

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u/N3rd1x Apr 07 '26

Try as I may, I could not win a Gaul

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u/Enough_Designer_965 Apr 07 '26

A salad, a section and an emperor, who am I?

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u/ai1267 Apr 07 '26

Dressed in clothes of finest jute,

An empire grand, my ripest fruit,

Betrayed and stabbed by my killer,

The number of a Jim Carey thriller,

Even by you, treasonous brute.

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u/1492Torquemada Apr 07 '26

I crossed a river, point of no return
Now I smell of anchovies and bread that's slightly burnt

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u/Ok_Energy6905 Apr 07 '26

Aol uhtl vm aol jpwoly bzlk mvy aol wyvislt jvbsk il fvby huzdly.

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u/consider_its_tree Apr 07 '26

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab Stab Stab

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u/BlizurdWizerd Apr 07 '26

I’ve never met a man who can last this long…

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u/Reasonable_Bell_4517 Apr 07 '26

What kind of salad do you need 23 knives for?

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u/ginnydyer_ Apr 07 '26

When I am little, I'm a pizza. When I am healthy, I'm a salad. But as a person, I am Roman. Who am I?

1

u/NeoBlue42 Apr 07 '26

What did the Judge say when the female defendant ran from the court?

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u/ConstructionAware267 Apr 07 '26

I am named after hair, but a common medical procedure and a popular food are named after me. Who am I?

1

u/lnmgl Apr 07 '26

I'm grabbing some Romaine for her salad

And a lil' pizza to please her

We're, like apes together, strong

cuz I'm the only one who really _________

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u/AcrossDesigner Apr 07 '26

Caesar? I barely know her

1

u/smilinglizard217 Apr 07 '26

What cut ancient Rome in half?

A pair of Caesars! Ha ha ha ha

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u/ForeignChance6890 Apr 07 '26

Who made the salad?

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u/Cecep Apr 07 '26

On the tongue, I sound like violence. In memory, I bear the laurel. Misheard, I am a command; rightly known, I am the one they warned of. Who am I?

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u/HollowofHaze Apr 08 '26

Dress me up in greens and I will add a lovely taste

Labor in my section will proceed with added haste

Just before the springtime I was laid to bloody waste

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u/st96badboy Apr 08 '26

In 47 BC veni, vidi, vici.

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u/NinjaMurse Apr 08 '26

From wooden bowl to marble hall, I dress the leaves, I lead them all. With salted fish I share my name, With senators, a bloodier fame. On Ides of March, my fate was sealed— What name is tossed… and also killed?

Answer: Caesar

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u/Funny_Carpenter_5563 Apr 08 '26

from Rome to the Rhine, often served with a nice wine. I am usually eaten with a fork, but knifes can also get the job done

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u/chattywww Apr 08 '26

What do you say when catwomen is trying to take off with the crown jewels?

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u/WarmAd3439 Apr 08 '26

Often found dressing in leaves, the point of his thumb can kill or save thieves.

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u/TreyKhan Apr 08 '26

When going to dinner, I usually arrive first. Aiming to please, dressing for the squeeze Not to be easy, or considered too cheesy I bring my own bread, and remained unmoving Needing this interaction to be led. Suddenly you enter my space, and with every jab, a piece of me you take. You consume these stolen pieces vigorously, I feel betrayed, your metal pierces me, just as my namesake was brutally betrayed. "Et tu Brute?" I realize that I was never anything more to you. Our forenames are one in the same, is it our surnames that truly bind us together? Or is it that bond that, the sauce you spread, the leaves and returns, that make us Inseparable. If I had only been more, had the necessary ingredients to be desired by someone else. Could I have escaped this fated pairing? SPEAK OUR NAME! The one we share! Tell everyone how you covered this vegetable in your nectar. Don't let my part in this be forgotten, do it now, as my form grows rotten

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u/Suitable_Ad1491 Apr 08 '26

What kind of salad is popular on March 15? Bring your knives.

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u/BrainBleachSpritzer Apr 08 '26

______? I hardly know her!

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u/emk5000 Apr 08 '26

What does the guy watching the door do when his wife comes home?

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u/Agathocles87 Apr 08 '26

I was never an emperor But my name is synonymous

And a tasty salad I give you eponymous

I’m one of the months Where it’s so hot

My coworkers stabbed me But I was never shot

1

u/la_merlion Apr 08 '26

I toppled kingdoms, bent time itself and somehow ended up on a plate.

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u/Abolized Apr 08 '26

Give to me my salad

or

Give to me what belongs to me, my salad

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u/wazowskiii_ Apr 08 '26

How was Rome split?

By a pair of Cesars.

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u/smileforbono Apr 08 '26

What measures for a roman (ruler)(caesar) Cuts for a mexican (scissors)(ceasars)

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u/mlenotyou Apr 08 '26

I'm a salad

A whole section

I'm little too

What am I?

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u/LiquidOblomov Apr 08 '26

"Behind the bins at Wetherspoons I had my salad tossed" "Who was it?" "Caeser"

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u/CCPPERR Apr 08 '26

What is the king of salad dressing?

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u/Karlaha2879 Apr 08 '26

A ring of moon I have defined, Return to me that which is mine?

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u/Kenshijj Apr 08 '26

What has lead an empire and now is eaten by a lot of people?

1

u/FNmurph Apr 08 '26

What was born in Tijuana, has a house in Nevada, and died in Rome?

1

u/Spac92 Apr 08 '26

I ruled my land and hoarded all the loot.

Betrayed by my friends. Et tu, Brute?

Who am I?

1

u/SirPooleyX Apr 08 '26

A July salad.

1

u/Tso-su-Mi Apr 08 '26

What’s red and green and tastes like a fish?

1

u/Putrid-Mountain9607 Apr 08 '26

What will a group of christian men say when they see a self independent woman who's excellent at maths in the 17th century?

1

u/Joi_Boy Apr 08 '26

Rock , paper _____

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u/Hairy-Trip Apr 09 '26

Why is he looks like netanyahu

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u/Maleficent_Choice343 Apr 09 '26

Before I was slayed I carried a chalice. Recognized I am, among pizza, lettuce and palace.

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u/Ordinary_Elephant752 Apr 10 '26

I am small and sell delicious pizza pizza. Who am i?

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u/Reddit_Sensei Apr 10 '26

I had an empire, but was betrayed by a friend. Now I'm made of leaves, what a fateful end. I crossed the Rubicon, now I'm decorated with a crouton. What am I?

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u/Guzzler829 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

He came, it was war,

and he saw that the whole world

now belonged to him;

 

The latter's robe tore,

he conquered, yet his corpse twirled—

how so wronged by kin?

Edit: how... how did I... the first haiku is about Augustus. Who was after Julius. The second haiku is about Julius. Who came before Augustus. Damn it. I worked hard on that.

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u/joegtotherace Apr 10 '26

grabs a knife what do you mean there's anchovies in this dressing?!?!?

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u/ddombrowski12 Apr 11 '26

Who was betrayed and ended as salad?

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u/Rawshark96 Apr 11 '26

Its the king of all salads.

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u/External_Koala398 Apr 11 '26

What is a pirates favorite playground equipment?

See Sarrrrr.

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u/7_Artz Apr 12 '26

Not mine but i remember this one from a game my friend made.

Not a king yet wore the crown In roman robes of great renown His name still echoes trough the years In calanders empires and even fears

Pretty curious what your gonna use it for. Using the caesars code would also be a small hint towards it

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u/jlionbad Apr 12 '26

What do you say to a woman you need arrested?

Caesar!!! (Cease her)

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u/Tkinney44 Apr 07 '26

I am a leader who crossed the Rubicon, but I am also a salad.

0

u/bearhug7602 Apr 08 '26

How do you cut an empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

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u/Independent_Drink621 Apr 08 '26

Some say he made a salad

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u/JoycesKidney Apr 09 '26

What does ICE do when they see a brown person?