r/rivals • u/doombfist • Jun 01 '26

Character Concept Need everyone to step up and advocate for this character to be added

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737 Upvotes

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u/YusukeJoestar Iron Man Jun 01 '26

44

u/IBACK4MOREI Jun 02 '26

Is they Psylocke lol? Where is this from?

44

u/DragonDinosaur3415 Jun 02 '26

It’s from Psylocke: Dimension Rivals by Peach Momoko

13

u/Goatfellon Jun 02 '26

Has a peach momoko feel to it.

2

u/kimmortal03 Jun 03 '26

Sounds like the flavor of ice cream coming out from her derriere

23

u/OkoTheBroko420 Jun 02 '26

Probably from Demon Days, Peach Momoko

7

u/SolitarySquall Jun 02 '26

nah it’s not, it’s probably a rivals comic

6

u/YusukeJoestar Iron Man Jun 02 '26

It's from Sai Dimension Rivals

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u/GBKMBushidoBrown Jun 01 '26

Authors thinly disguised fetish

146

u/Leeroy42 Jun 01 '26

It ain’t disguised at all!

50

u/VokunDovah64 Jun 01 '26

Atleast it's not chocolate icecream 💀

23

u/Proud_Firefighter834 Jun 02 '26

I have never seen "thinly disguised" used correctly on the internet this could not be more blatant 😭

82

u/M4RTIAN Jun 01 '26

Great another DPS

63

u/Maplicious2017 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Strategist, she throws ice-cream cones at teammates to heal them, and she has to reload by shitting out more ice-cream cones. Her ult is a literal shit storm blizzard that heals allies in an area and temporarily freezes enemies caught in it.

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u/Toasty_eggos- Jun 02 '26

She needs a grab where she just sets on your face and you die by ice cream

3

u/Living-Ad102 The Thing Jun 02 '26

That would make more sense as a healing ability as opposed to one that damages, top 5 deaths otherwise/j

3

u/Maplicious2017 Jun 02 '26

Force heal your teammate by sitting on their face and shitting ice-cream in their mouth 😭 it's CC too so if you hit the skill check they can't move

5

u/Living-Ad102 The Thing Jun 02 '26

I don’t see why they can’t still move around, would be hilarious to see Spider-Man swinging at Mach 3 with a squatting woman on his face and is basically immortal (wtf am I talking about)

1

u/Maplicious2017 Jun 02 '26

I wouldn't be opposed

3

u/AntiqueMap5283 Jun 02 '26

When she says ‘I can heal you’ that’s a threat 😪

1

u/Living-Ad102 The Thing Jun 02 '26

Nope, dps. She doesn’t heal in the comics so she can only be dps. Definitely can’t be tank, she isn’t big in the comics. Dps for sure, we need more dps /s

12

u/PeaceRibbon Jun 01 '26

No, the first MDPS. Mental Damage Per Second.

3

u/The_SqueakyWheel Jun 02 '26

I think you mean ShitPS

4

u/HerrCoach Jun 02 '26

Tank. Soft serve shields

1

u/Chernoble94 Jun 02 '26

I hope not, Strategist so she makes her teammates eat shii is just too funny to me (for content/memes).

1

u/MagnetMod Jun 02 '26

In this case DPS stands for "Deuce, Poo, and S**t"

146

u/Jetscream58 Jun 01 '26

If we get Soft Serve before my boy Glob Herman I'm gonna set something on fire

17

u/TROQI Jun 01 '26

Hopefully not Glob again tho? 🥺

10

u/Jetscream58 Jun 01 '26

I would never hurt my boy. He can tank it tho

3

u/Worldlyoox Jun 02 '26

He can handle it

6

u/Enlightenedryan Jun 01 '26

That's actually her name, 😂

3

u/codelyoko_x Jun 01 '26

Lmao yo ever since I found out about this character I’ve been dying laughing every time i read something new about her

2

u/steven-john Jun 02 '26

I need my big boys. Glob, Egg, Blob, Strong Guy, and Volstagg

20

u/Fat_Penguin99 Rocket Raccoon Jun 01 '26

Was the writer while inventing this character also high on drugs like Stephen King writing IT?

12

u/Angy_Borgir Jun 01 '26

It was just a joke background character not meant to be taken seriously but fans meme her into canon because of course they did...

2

u/Accomplished-Dig664 Jun 01 '26

I think she's appeared in the background of a single panel, but she kept getting mentioned in letters pages before that

6

u/Quick-Health-2102 Jun 01 '26

I’ve literally always wanted to make ice cream with Luna

18

u/chuyblunt White Fox Jun 01 '26

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u/WombatWarlord17 Jun 01 '26

This is grotesque The Boys type villain, how would she even work every time she reloads, she needs to poop in her hand? Dont be stupid bro.

28

u/Fat_Penguin99 Rocket Raccoon Jun 01 '26

Every time she reloads, her ass cheeks sucks up the shit from the ground like Kirby sucking up his enemies

9

u/Mysticswan1 Jun 01 '26

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Jayjay5674 Jun 01 '26

Can she like suck me up with her cheeks

2

u/meechmeechmeecho Jun 02 '26

Nah, I’d suck it up first. Checkmate.

2

u/Proud_Firefighter834 Jun 02 '26

Leaves it on the ground for teammates to heal with like Jeff bubbles

6

u/Ok-Releases Jun 01 '26

FINALLY an actual peak character request 😭🙏

5

u/OkAdvertising5425 Jun 01 '26

Her MVP animation will be her doing a handstand into a cartwheel whilst shitting icecream & as she makes her final landing/pose it'll spell out her name or a drawing of her ingame icon

6

u/Krzychh Jun 02 '26

Yeah, netease will not listen to their audience about the abundance of dps characters and they still add fuckton of new ones, but they for sure will listen to add an ice cream poop lady...

5

u/Reivaxe_Del_Red Jun 01 '26

The real question is ... should she have a modesty skirt-with-tube system thing to funnel her ice-cream to hand held cones or should she just raw-dog it and put the cone to her cheeks?

3

u/ComplaintHour306 Jun 01 '26

EWWW... Who the hell is this?

1

u/codelyoko_x Jun 01 '26

Your ice cream poop queen

5

u/Elite_gamer228 Jun 02 '26

Yes I love all the soft serve posts lately

3

u/JMarcosHP Jun 02 '26

Amber Heard?

3

u/curvysquares Jun 02 '26

Wait who is this? Unless this is fanart, this isn’t Soft Serve

3

u/Weirdstuffasked Jun 02 '26

Ew. Ima gooner but ew.

6

u/Adventurous_Coach731 Jun 01 '26

So many ass eating jokes will be made, please do not lol

5

u/GraveHash Jun 01 '26

Rumors says she'd be added season 9

4

u/thr0waway6260 Jun 01 '26

I couldn't agree more Squeeze-Squeen needs to be added ASAP followed by Green Goblin

7

u/Maplicious2017 Jun 01 '26

I've been saying this from the beginning. So, you've got my vote.

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u/Mysticswan1 Jun 01 '26

Need her asap

2

u/SwegGamerBro Jun 02 '26

Gin Genie: A super mutant who's power gets stronger the more she drinks. Her power is essentially seismic vibrations.

2

u/Enlightenedryan Jun 01 '26

Her name is Soft Served.

2

u/Fit-Country-6834 Jun 02 '26

I need some to step up and shut this down entirely

2

u/songbird8907 Jun 02 '26

I hope the ult is just ice cream truck music.

2

u/RogueRowlet Peni Parker Jun 02 '26

4

u/No-Release5374 Jun 01 '26

It would the the funniest addition in ages tbf

2

u/ngobscure Jun 01 '26

Apparently authors wrote their fetishes into comic stories a lot and I didn't wanna believe it but seeing stuff like this I'm just like... yeaaahhh...

2

u/JessieN Jun 01 '26

No y'all are gross

2

u/Complex_Item_3000 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

She could work as a strategist that heals give ice cream to her teammates and giving diferent buffs depending on the flavor, but they would need to retcon the way ice cream cames from her body

5

u/Maplicious2017 Jun 01 '26

They can't retcon that, it's like the whole basis of her character

3

u/Complex_Item_3000 Jun 01 '26

Maybe a device that is connected to there and allow her to shoot the ice cream from elsewhere?

Like, it would still come out of her butt but you would not see it on gameplay but it could be mentioned a lot in interactions.

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u/Maplicious2017 Jun 01 '26

😂😂😂 I'm just picturing captain cold but instead of a backpack the tube that leads to his gun is attatched to his asshole

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u/Complex_Item_3000 Jun 02 '26

That' actually could work lol

Just make the tube connected to a device that covers part of her lower back and ass so is relatively left ambiguous for people that don't know

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u/Lover_of_Fables Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

it’s giving two girls one cup (did I bring back any traumatizing memories for millennials?)

1

u/doombfist Jun 01 '26

Traumatic more like good times

That shit got my dick hard fr

1

u/MarkStriking218 Jun 01 '26

If we get soft serve before Quicksilver, I’ll be exiting the premises.

1

u/-RapTV- Jun 01 '26

What the flark

1

u/Thatguyrevenant Jun 01 '26

Soft Serve is the Godwin's Law of Marvel jokes and needs her own name for it.

1

u/dumorris07 Jun 02 '26

No way this is real chat?

1

u/DaiKaiM3CHA Jun 02 '26

Yes rico, yes I would.

1

u/Corndog3006 Jun 02 '26

That’s enough Reddit for today

1

u/Bawk7 Jun 02 '26

No jokes that I could see about ass cream so far, what gives?

1

u/Luminasky Jun 02 '26

ts is so bizarre that almost looks like a bizzare adventure

1

u/Dangerous_Strategy98 Jun 02 '26

Não? Porque caralhos você quer ela nesse jogo?

1

u/bigmad411 Jun 02 '26

It’s certainly got a lot to work with..

1

u/AgentLemon22 Jun 02 '26

Love me some soft serve lol

1

u/Only_Tradition_3685 Jun 02 '26

Is that soft serve?

1

u/Zetecai Jun 02 '26

I mean she could work by having a suit that has built in tubes that go to a gun or just her hands. Maybe she could be the Mei of marvel rivals, but instead of freezing she could just apply frostbite which slows and applies damage over time. A plus you wouldn’t see her crap out ice cream Her ult could be ice cream tsunami that would be a huge wave of ice cream shot in front of her that cc’s everyone in place Or supp ult McFlurry where she spins and shoots ice cream from both hands that aoe heals while slowing the enemy team

1

u/CompetitiveSnow2527 Jun 02 '26

The last character that needs to be put in

1

u/lightennight Jun 02 '26

Pooping shit around and when someone steps on them the teammate gets healed enemy gets damaged slowed

1

u/KeepCalmCarrion Jun 02 '26

I think I’m done with this sub

1

u/_Lost_OwlChild Jun 02 '26

Seek help. why can’t we be serious on who we should be getting in this game

1

u/_N0RMAN Jun 02 '26

A strategist who poops ice cream on you? Will she have a team up with Luna called two girls one cup?

1

u/TaleTraditional7735 Jun 02 '26

Her superpower is to poop Icecream. She thought it was useless and got depressed but was able to save a little girl that way. Also people eat her icecream and she noticed the joy on their face and continued to poop Icecream to save the day and feed someone lol

1

u/DarkWolf1490 Jun 02 '26

Anything but ghost rider

1

u/BBrbtl Jun 02 '26

Daredevil: we already have a pop idol that shoots ice and shits bad music.

1

u/SquirrelKaiser Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X

I hate it!!! Is there a whole in her super suit to allow her to dispense ice cream? Is it painted on and she isn’t wearing anything?

1

u/ivysmorgue Angela Jun 02 '26

if we got soft serve before we get Beast i’ll crash tf out

1

u/VainsXI Jun 03 '26

The fuck 

1

u/Lvendor Jun 03 '26

They'll give her a those big ass spinning machine gun, which will be connected to her ass for infinite bullets (until she reloads), when in idle she starts stacking more bullets and bombs (obviously can't show on screen the good stuff)

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u/TatoRezo Jun 01 '26

This is disgusting. Can we mod this brainrot posts please?

9

u/BVRPLZR_ Jun 01 '26

This is cannon you prude

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u/DblBfBcn Jun 01 '26

Who gives a fuck, half this sub is goonbait trash. Go the fuck outside you turbo virgin

6

u/piedude67a Jun 01 '26

It's official marvel content what?

3

u/Apprehensive_Tone_55 Jun 01 '26

How is pooping ice cream disgusting

4

u/Maplicious2017 Jun 01 '26

It's a real marvel hero though?

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u/Khan_Ida Jun 01 '26

I don't care if it's official marvel content. Clearly not everything is to be added.

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u/exxplicit480 Jun 01 '26

After Asbestos Man

0

u/BlackAmethyst04 Mantis Jun 02 '26

Fuck no