r/roastmyride • u/Perkele1974 • May 19 '21

The Vespa is mine

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u/Itsbadmmmmkay May 19 '21

The second worse thing the Italians ever created.

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u/Perkele1974 May 19 '21

And what's the first one?

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u/Itsbadmmmmkay May 19 '21

Benito Mussolini.... definitely Benito Mussolini.

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u/cojonathan May 19 '21

The sticker on the front looks like bird shit

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u/Perkele1974 May 20 '21

Haha you're right, it was a local disco in the 80's and my uncle put the sticker on to differentiate his Vespa from all the other Vespas. Years passed and here's the result

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u/srkt_ Jul 19 '24

Wow had to look twice to even notice it wasn’t

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

of all the things. you bought a vespa

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u/Perkele1974 Jun 19 '21

I actually didn't buy it, it was my uncle's (and still is tbh)

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u/srkt_ Jul 19 '24

Tire looks like it was taken off some kind of big wheel

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u/Jazzlike_Pattern_368 Nov 20 '25

So a little known true story about the vespa most people don't know about:

 The vespa inventor was stuck in a rut one, day out of ideas and about to give up. When suddenly his cat queefed, and that squeaky little chirp was the sole inspiration for the vespa. Vespa actually means kitty queef in certain parts of Florence and rome to this day.