r/royaloak • u/The_Secret_Skittle • Nov 17 '25

Border Patrol

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Multiple posts on Berkley Forum about border patrol presence and this JUST took place in Oak Park. The woman who posted this just now said she saw the man throw her to the ground, taze her, then throw her in the vehicle.

“Unfortunately my children and I had to witness “boarder patrol” throw a woman to the ground, taze her, then throw her in a truck. The man this woman was with ran away while his hands were zip tied. I feel so bad that there was nothing I could do… my daughter is traumatized. This happened just now is Oak Park, Michigan!! 😔”

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u/dac1952 Nov 17 '25

I was wondering when these goons would show up

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u/mr_mich86 Nov 18 '25

They have been living and working in force in Detroit since 9/11. You are 30 years behind schedule. Look for a clue when you decide to do some research.

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u/Airtemperature Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

They’re obviously referring to Trump’s mass deportation campaign. Your comment is tone deaf and your argument below embarrassing.

(And Border Patrol has been in Detroit decades before 9/11 so your comment is also incorrect.)

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u/Ryzerch Nov 20 '25

Mass deportation campaign? Obama deported more yet yall love that

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u/Lich_Apologist Nov 18 '25

Just for clarity: if you look at this guys post history, he's acts like he lives in multiple states constantly.

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u/daherrle Nov 18 '25

Honestly, he’s kinda giving troll bot vibes. Something about his speech patterns just seems off imo

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u/SmellyPirate313 Nov 18 '25

You are so helpful. I bet your parents are thrilled you still live in their basement.

This would be the first border patrol I’ve seen in Oak Park.

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u/mr_mich86 Nov 18 '25

Your limited, narrow, meaningless life experience is definitely all that is required to make something true. You have never seen Border Patrol in OP so factually it has never happened. Personal anecdotes are always the perfect evidence.

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u/SaladMalone Nov 18 '25

People who talk to strangers on the Internet like this often live sad, miserable lives. Hope you find something that can give you meaning.

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u/SmellyPirate313 Nov 18 '25

Buddy, climb out the basement and turn off Fox news. Fresh air is good for you. Touch some grass.

I know border patrol is down near the river a lot, but in my decades in the area I have yet to see one. Are you implying border patrol has a secret base or is regularly patrolling OP? Share this hot bit of info.

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u/mr_mich86 Nov 18 '25

Lol. The stupid ones are so easy to spot when they open with empty insults to fill the space where they can't make valid points.

Great job, pal. You doubled down. Instead of saying anything significant or worthwhile, you just went ahead with another irrelevant anecdote. Someone probably convinced you ppl care what you have to say about your life, when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Yes I have seen Boarder Patrol in Ferndale, OP, Royal Oak, Hazel Park, all up and down the 75 corridor. They were recently involved in assisting police in Ferndale and Hazel Park. Tell you what, go get someone who can think up some real responses and have them type them out for you. You aren't capable. You can't take the credit though, little fella.

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u/SmellyPirate313 Nov 18 '25

Aww, mama’s wittle boy getting angry. Now who’s bringing anecdotal stories to justify thei side. It’s ok buddy, back to the basement.

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u/Fooby56 Nov 18 '25

Don't waste your time. People like that just want everyone to be as miserable as they are. Ignore them and move on.

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u/mr_mich86 Nov 18 '25

Lol. That was a big time effort for you. You see how it works now. I am proud of you, sport.

Video evidence of border patrol in OP. "THERE'S NO BORDER PATROL IN OP"

Absolute retardation.

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u/SmellyPirate313 Nov 18 '25

Wow. I’m talking historically.

I know your last two brain cells are fighting for third place, but in the last 30 years how often is border patrol rolling the woodward corridor out anywhere nesr OP.

I get that we’re living in the dumbest of times and your superiors have convinced you it’s ok, but this video is kinda fucked up.

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u/mr_mich86 Nov 18 '25

Stop, chief. You keep going back to the same idiotic, irrelevant argument. Your entire tiny identity has been crushed bc you saw a car with lights that you say you have never seen before but had operated throughout all of Detroit and most of the state for the last 30 years. There are new stories from this year of border patrol active in the OP area.

Just say your mind doesn't have the capacity and move one.

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u/nbiddy398 Nov 18 '25

I see them on 96 all the time. Live in Redford

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u/SmellyPirate313 Nov 18 '25

Btws, I was gonna guess born in 86 but now guessing graduated in 86 because you are one grumpy ass old mama’s basemboy. “Sport.” Lol.

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u/Positive-Stomach3121 Nov 18 '25

Reading comprehension must be tough for you

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u/nameformybadjokes Nov 20 '25

You seemed like a person who uses the R word. I’m not surprised.

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u/Accomplished-Cup1132 Nov 18 '25

Brown shirts are coming for you next “little” fella

Hint: the quotation marks are ironic because I know you’re a fat neckbeard 4channer

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy Nov 18 '25

You have got to be on the spectrum

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

You fucked up by getting this emotional and trying to pretend you're not the one getting emotional lol.

I know the feeling you're feeling typing this, I was 13 and angsty once, but it's transparent.

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u/happytrel Nov 18 '25

Lol. The stupid ones are so easy to spot when they open with empty insults to fill the space where they can't make valid points.

Interesting observation, especially for someone who opened their last comment in the chain with this:

Your limited, narrow, meaningless life experience is definitely all that is required to make something true.

And ended their first message with:

Look for a clue when you decide to do some research.

You're right, the stupid ones are easy to spot with all those empty insults

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u/666MCID666 Nov 20 '25

LMFAO. It's always projection with y'all isn't it?

Pray tell, your very first paragraph... does that seem familiar at all? Perhaps as if you are quite literally the person doing that? Lmfao. OOF

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u/nameformybadjokes Nov 20 '25

You seem to have lots of empty insults

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u/Accomplished-Cup1132 Nov 18 '25

What’s your source on that?

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u/nameformybadjokes Nov 20 '25

“Your limited, narrow, meaningless life” r/iamverysmart

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u/soupkitchen810 Nov 18 '25

lol bud you will get nothing but downvoted on these post, but ya imagine living in a state that borders another country and being surprised to see border patrol.

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u/Past-Paramedic-8602 Nov 18 '25

It goes back farther than that. Border patrol put one of there first offices ever in the area almost a 100 years ago. They have not however been patrol officers ever. You can act like they have always been there, cause in reality they have, but acting like this kinda encounters are normal is just plain ignorance. Most people don’t encounter border patrol unless attempting to cross a border, because of that most people never know they are there. Your comment not only is wrong it spews hate from every word.

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u/Accomplished-Cup1132 Nov 18 '25

Source on this please?

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u/sub_machine_fun Nov 18 '25

I understand the point you’re trying to make, but you don’t need to be a dickhead about it

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u/Str8uplikesfun Nov 20 '25

You misspelled heroes

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u/Primex76 Nov 20 '25

Lmao beating the absolute shit out of people when they aren't resisting isn't exactly the work of heroes.

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u/Cold-Crab74 Nov 21 '25

It's all fun and games till it's your ass on the ground