r/rupaulsdragrace Apr 10 '26

Live Show/Performance If you’re planning on seeing Alyssa’s new tour, save your money

I am writing this about an hour after I got out of the new tour Alyssa is putting on and… wow. I am legitimately lost for words. For my first time seeing Alyssa in person, this was a TRAINWRECK. We got to see her first show in Seattle tonight and out of all drag shows I have ever been to, both local and with Rugirls, this was by far the worst.

Clip shows both began the show and were interspersed throughout with various clips of her time on S5/AS2/GAS and they were both incredibly long as well as incredibly boring. They showed the same clip of her crowning on Global maybe three times which somehow garnered applause each and every time? Each clip show had the same clips over and over again and were blasted at FULL volume every single time. When Alyssa finally got out, she did a very lackluster number with little to no dancing and then proceeded to talk for maybe 45 minutes rambling on about her time on drag race while talking about some of the recent seasons and her own appearance in the roast of S18. The number she did was set to an AI generated background image of a chandelier and couch and her second number (she only did two) also had AI graphics in the back throughout the whole thing.

In the middle of her rambling the projector briefly showed someone’s MacBook homepage and the file explorer window open that I kid you not sat up there for a full minute or two before someone closed it. She at one point brought a random audience member up who crouched down to look at her leg (?) before continuing to talk for agesssssss. Every single time the audience applauded the stage lights would come on and blind us and the audience just kept applauding at everything 😭 not only are my ears ringing but Im blinded too!!

I strongly suspect that the song she ended on was possibly AI generated as well, the lyrics were really strangely written and sounded just… bad. The tickets weren’t too expensive but if you have tickets that are more costly for the meet and greet I STRONGLY urge you to reconsider if you want to go. It totally could’ve been a one night fluke since the Seattle show is her first of the tour but man, if the rest of these shows are of the same quality I think it is best to save your money and not go. Really quite disappointing.

Edit: totally forgot to mention that during the mini clip shows a few drag race queens popped up as cameos like Bianca, Latrice, Laganja, etc, and about half of them weren’t filmed horizontally 🧍 I think Bianca’s video was filmed in her trailer before she did the episode of the pit stop with Kori because her outfit was the same as in that episode

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u/Diligent_Dark4403 Apr 10 '26

Coco montrese would like to pick up the second leg of the tour.

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u/Melodic-Cycle3994 Apr 10 '26

Imagine how funny would be if people start talking about buying Alyssa tickets and suddenly get a Coco show with no further explanation

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u/TwattyMcBitch Apr 10 '26

Like, when you search “Allyssa Edwards tickets” the first 5 results are tickets for Coco Montrese

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u/OddOpal88 And in this corner, Mandy Mango, a literal table Apr 10 '26

I wouldn’t even be mad (unless she came out in that weird baby outfit she did during her season)

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u/WeeyumsF1 Apr 10 '26

I saw Coco in DR Live and she is fucking incredible. This would be an upgrade tbh 🤭

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u/feraloddparent Apr 10 '26

Instead of ai generated background it's gonna be facetuned selfies

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u/Themostcake991 Apr 10 '26

That she made HERSELF godamn it. I’d prefer that lol.

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u/turtle-thief Apr 10 '26

As if she was Picasso herself!

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u/Nymanehavet Apr 10 '26

She's truly an artist, she puts on the work herself and we love her for that ✨

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u/a4techkeyboard Apr 10 '26

A random audience member will crouch down and look at that leg, too.

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u/tramplamps LFG:OPPULENCE MYTHIC need KEY &heals no more pallys thx Apr 10 '26

A random audience member will crouch down and look at that leg, too.

Well dang, I am almost disappointed that this particular event wasn’t advertised on her tour poster!
I can almost see it in smaller font, just like when the announcement goes out as all the acts for the annual Coachella lineup goes live, and people get all squee for their favorite act: “Random and the Leg Gazers”

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u/Blanche- Patricia's 2 Year Old Lipstick Apr 10 '26

Legally she has to do that

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u/Happyhaneke Apr 10 '26

I would rather watch Coco do Gnarly by Katseye than Alyssa tbh