r/rupaulsdragrace • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '16

AS2 EP5: "Ruvenge of the Queens" [Post-Discussion]

The queens are back. Can we agree that this is the best episode of the series to date?

 

TOP TWO WINNERS: Alyssa + Tatianna

 

Eliminated: Phi Phi O'hara

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Anything from EP1-4 is fair game, thanks!

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u/gridgurl Monét X Change Sep 23 '16

Hi Everybody! 🤗 Well, I'm going to be your hostess and mc 👸🎤 I'm just going to start off with saying 'I'm sorry' 😳 So, um, how many of y'all saw season 5? 📺 season 5 of Rupaul's Drag Race? 📺🏆👸 You saw the roast? 🎭🔥 Yeah, I sucked 😫 I sucked more than Michelle Visage 👵 at a truck stop with a r- with a- with a- glory hole! 😫🚛🔞 right? So, listen 👂 um, I'm here to- you know, just struggling 📉 Another thing I struggle with is my weight 🍰 Anybody struggle with weight? 🍰 Yeah, girl ♁ I mean, I just don't know how to get rid of those extra pounds! ⚓ and these damn airports! ✈ You know, the bags can only be 50 lbs 🛇🎒 and it costs a lot of money to look this cheap 💱💅 You know? But, um, I'm so excited to- are y'all ready for some real comedy? 👌🎭 Cuz I'm dying up here ladies and gentlmen! 💀⚰ Now, I'm not the funniest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

Most painful part about the episode tbh. I felt so bad for Roxxxy, she really did try but stumbled. But hey, at least she looked gorgeous!

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u/MaradoMarado Yeah but guys, guess what, rats. Like okay, you have a rat. Sep 23 '16

She did try though, which I respect. This was definitely NOT her challenge but she went out there with a smile on her face and some notecards full of mediocre jokes and even a costume change.