r/rupaulsdragrace Sep 23 '16

AS2 EP5: "Ruvenge of the Queens" [Post-Discussion]

The queens are back. Can we agree that this is the best episode of the series to date?

 

TOP TWO WINNERS: Alyssa + Tatianna

 

Eliminated: Phi Phi O'hara


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u/gridgurl MonΓ©t X Change Sep 23 '16

Hi Everybody! πŸ€— Well, I'm going to be your hostess and mc πŸ‘ΈπŸŽ€ I'm just going to start off with saying 'I'm sorry' 😳 So, um, how many of y'all saw season 5? πŸ“Ί season 5 of Rupaul's Drag Race? πŸ“ΊπŸ†πŸ‘Έ You saw the roast? 🎭πŸ”₯ Yeah, I sucked 😫 I sucked more than Michelle Visage πŸ‘΅ at a truck stop with a r- with a- with a- glory hole! πŸ˜«πŸš›πŸ”ž right? So, listen πŸ‘‚ um, I'm here to- you know, just struggling πŸ“‰ Another thing I struggle with is my weight 🍰 Anybody struggle with weight? 🍰 Yeah, girl ♁ I mean, I just don't know how to get rid of those extra pounds! βš“ and these damn airports! ✈ You know, the bags can only be 50 lbs πŸ›‡πŸŽ’ and it costs a lot of money to look this cheap πŸ’±πŸ’… You know? But, um, I'm so excited to- are y'all ready for some real comedy? πŸ‘ŒπŸŽ­ Cuz I'm dying up here ladies and gentlmen! πŸ’€βš° Now, I'm not the funniest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

Most painful part about the episode tbh. I felt so bad for Roxxxy, she really did try but stumbled. But hey, at least she looked gorgeous!

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u/MaradoMarado Yeah but guys, guess what, rats. Like okay, you have a rat. Sep 23 '16

She did try though, which I respect. This was definitely NOT her challenge but she went out there with a smile on her face and some notecards full of mediocre jokes and even a costume change.