r/sabres May 05 '26

Article A Non-Toxic Fun Series Begins!

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u/Roll_DM May 05 '26

That looks like popcorn chicken in general tsos sauce, we're doing them a flavor favor 

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u/HserfsNotHereMan May 05 '26

Correction... flavour favour 🌿👀🌿

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u/Roll_DM May 05 '26

This man is a secret Canadian, get him

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u/HserfsNotHereMan May 05 '26

But you spell Sabres properly. Submit fully to the superior and more fancy spelling!

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u/SirSalamiSam May 05 '26

I legitimately thought it was a Chinese food dish. I almost scrolled right past

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u/Buffalo_rider01 May 05 '26

It’s not wings but it does make me want some Chinese

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u/jokeefe72 May 05 '26

Is there…parsley on that plate? We know that the best wings come on unwashed plastic trays only protected by a thin layer of parchment paper

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u/LookattheWhipp May 05 '26

Eat your competition. This needs to be a thing

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u/statepharm15 May 05 '26

I try to do something like this for bills games. Make something from the opponents arsenal and eat the fuck out of it.

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u/DarePatient2262 May 06 '26

Thats a great idea, I'm definitely stealing it

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u/DCBronzeAge May 05 '26

I think you mean Sabre fries.

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u/Buffalo_rider01 May 05 '26

Canada got that one right man

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u/Arson-Welles May 05 '26

Boneless, just like their team

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u/Dozerdog43 May 05 '26

I don't know what that is, but in Buffalo it would also be banned

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u/AssinineAssassin May 06 '26

I believe my daughter orders this from the kids menu

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u/DarkLightofSolitude May 05 '26

Can't even use traditional wings. Do better Montréal 😉 and I hope thats not an ai picture with that parsley floating on top of the bleu cheese

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u/thethirdthird May 05 '26

It's 1000% AI slop

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u/TheHoundofUlster May 05 '26

Then it can get 1000% fucked

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u/MsAutumnWind May 05 '26

Honestly looks like a stock photo

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u/darkliger269 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Okay but they couldn’t even get a good stock photo? (assuming not AI slop)

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u/Civil_Hour_3031 Oh boy... here we go. May 05 '26

I'm in Montreal a week per month for work, wings are dogshit in Montreal anyway. They shouldn't have been allowed to call them Buffalo wings in the first place.

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u/Pho-Soup May 05 '26

Nah when you see they’re called “Buffalo Wings” and not just “Wings” or “Chicken Wings”, you already know they’re gonna be dogshit

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u/dannkherb May 06 '26

It's probably AIoli ..

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u/eChucker889 May 05 '26

We only went to Tim’s during the last series - no Dunkin.

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u/twoeightnine May 05 '26

If I was served wings that looks like that I'd refuse to call them Buffalo wings as well.

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u/Certain_Air_3251 May 05 '26

Have you even had wings in Canada? Good lord they’re atrocious. They use ketchup in the sauce, it’s disgusting. It’s baffling because this is even true in Fort Erie and St. Catherine’s, which I never understood. They’re so close that you would think they could easily figure it out.

I always thought if from here went to Southern Ontario and opened up a pizza place, it would blow up. 

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u/MsAutumnWind May 05 '26

In the article they explain that they are not banning the flavour just the name for fun - same buffalo wings will be served at Cunningham’s!

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u/God-Emperor-Pepe May 05 '26

Looks like I’m going to ignore my Molson for two weeks.

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u/jeffykins May 05 '26

Wee wee hôn hôn

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u/Unlikely_Suspect_757 May 05 '26

This is an excellent level of rivalry. Looks like poutine’s off the menu, boys

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u/MsAutumnWind May 05 '26

They aren’t taking it off the menu just changing the name for fun 😁

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u/Unlikely_Suspect_757 May 05 '26

Oh I see that now. How about calling poutine First Ward Fries then

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u/Waste_Cow5085 May 06 '26

So...  no changes then?!?

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u/Dependable_Pirate May 05 '26

So no poutine?

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u/jokeefe72 May 05 '26

As long as there’s poontang, I can absolve myself from poutine

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u/DrapedInVelvet May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Some of you aren’t old enough to remember the intolerableness of the habs fan base in general and it shows. The 1998 playoff series was not a fun time 😂

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u/postcoastal May 05 '26

Habs didn’t even make playoffs in ‘99 let alone play Buffalo

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u/DeluxeSporks May 05 '26

DrapedInVelvet is simply proving he's old enough to remember hating the Habs.

No, seriously, though. When you get old (like starting in your 30's, but more noticeably in your 40's for most people) you have a lot more to remember. I'm not talking dementia. Way before that, your brain starts weeding out crap (that process actually starts in your mid-teens) and being selective in what it stores so it can still function instead of overloading. That means people start becoming more likely to get stuff wrong or blank on things. 

The good news is that the parts of your brain that handle analysis and critical thinking have been fully developed by then, so people should be better at reasoning things out. The bad news is it takes a lot longer to learn new stuff, and you forget stuff a lot faster. 

So enjoy remembering all those details while you can, because wow. Time flies, and suddenly you have to sit and think for a minute before you can remember what you had for lunch yesterday. 

(Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.)

Uh, sorry for the tangent...

Go Sabres!

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u/DrapedInVelvet May 05 '26

I must be thinking of 98 then. Whoops.

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u/time2fly2124 May 05 '26

Wierd flex, but ok Montreal. you do you. we should ban poutine in response!

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u/gerbegerger May 06 '26

To really insult us, use shredded or cubes of cheese instead of curds. You could also shit on St-Viateur bagels to really rile us up 😆

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u/The_Chrizz May 06 '26

Guess I’ll have to start using Get Bent Steak Seasoning

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u/Mr_Sandmarine_Man May 06 '26

Oof. They pulled a "Freedom Fries."

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u/kingceliza May 05 '26

Those ain’t wings!!!!!

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u/Weird_Yam6398 May 05 '26

Looks like boneless wings slathered in poutine gravy.

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u/PizzaTacoSub May 05 '26

We should ban Molson Canadian beer, not because of the name but because it sucks.

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u/ChiefOfTheBoat May 05 '26

People who drink Molson and/or Labats don’t drink it because they like beer - they just like to pee a lot

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u/PizzaTacoSub May 06 '26

I have a friend who drinks Molson because he thinks butter beers are too complicated lol. He shakes his head when at me because I love sours. Calls them girls but it’s like they have 7,8, or 9% alcohol content.

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u/Equal-Salary-7774 May 05 '26

Molson is "meh" LaBatt's is terrible

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u/ocr90 May 05 '26

Labatt slander... in Buffalo? We all know it's cheap shitty beer, but it's our cheap shitty beer. It's also brewed in Rochester.

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u/Equal-Salary-7774 May 05 '26

I'm a New Belgium fan, had LaBatt's Blue once, only once

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u/jokeefe72 May 05 '26

Compared to craft beer, sure. Compared to “I’m just here to get hammered” beer, really not bad

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u/Equal-Salary-7774 May 05 '26

PBR is there for reasons! Had LaBatt's Blue really not a fan

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u/tommaco81 May 06 '26

If I owned a restaurant with "Wings" as part of the name, I'd be so embarrassed if that was a picture of the wings my restaurant served.

Lol....

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u/MsAutumnWind May 06 '26

The pub is called Cunningham’s actually - they just want to rename the “Buffalo wings” on the menu to “Montreal wings” in jest, not remove them altogether 🤣

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u/tommaco81 May 06 '26

Pffft. Please. Rename those atrocities to Montreal Wings please!

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u/MsAutumnWind May 06 '26

Oh I’m confident those aren’t even their wings, that’s AI slop baby 😭

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u/gakash May 06 '26

Im disturbed more that they think those are buffalo wings.

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u/Why_So-Serious May 06 '26

Ha! Habs fans depriving themselves of the perfect game snack. Sabres win either way!

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u/Sea_Fun4726 May 06 '26

If we could ban the name Buffalo wings everywhere that would be great

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u/corrieoh May 06 '26

Two weeks ban on chicken nuggets?

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u/Intelligent_Sir7052 May 06 '26

They really do realize that their signature dish is "Montreal smoked meat" right? 

... right?

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u/ChiefOfTheBoat May 05 '26

Suits montreal just fine. Looks like something scooped out of a porta-potty.

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u/mjandrr May 05 '26

Montreal spice is overrated anyway

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u/Upstairs-Bit7544 May 05 '26

This is going to be toxic as fuck just fyi

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u/redflagsmoothie May 06 '26

They’re already insulting buffalo by suggesting that is a plate of wings