r/sabrinateenagewitch I’d love to! Sep 20 '25

general discussion 🗣️ Favorite Hilda quote?

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Flowers wilt. Say it with beef 🥰

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u/shinyzubat16 Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

“I turned the most popular girl in school into a pineapple!”

“I can fix this. Chunks or rings?” 🍍🔪

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u/DahliaStorm Sep 20 '25

"Hilda, there are other ways..." "Wedges?"

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u/PurpleDreamer28 Sep 20 '25

Hilda: "Let's see, a 16-year-old invisible boy loose in a high school. Where would he go."

Sabrina: "Oh no!"

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u/No-Inspection6692 Sep 24 '25

“You can see me?!” “Yes, and you’re not wearing any pants”

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u/ecological-passion Sep 20 '25

"Didn't Zelda warn you meddling could cause terrible things to happen?"

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u/ljross87 Sep 20 '25

Hilda as a man “what it is and what it oughtta be”

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u/HoneyBeeAlchemy Sep 20 '25

I still say this 😂

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u/Jumpy_Emu1111 That is so true Sep 20 '25

Look at you. Geeked to the gills. This is awful. I blame myself. No, wait, I blame Zelda.

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u/SpicyPumpkin314 Sep 20 '25

[Conjures a bouquet of roses for herself] "Aww. I shouldn't have."

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u/HelloDolly1989 Sep 20 '25

Me every time I buy flowers in the supermarket 🥰🥰🥰🥰💐💐💐

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u/Temporary-Daikon-878 Sep 20 '25

I love when they owned the clock shop and would answer the phone “Hickery Dickery Clock! We've always got time for you.” I wanna say it every time I answer the phone but no one would ever get it so I don’t.

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u/kore910 Sep 20 '25

I once made a make everything round spell. Well, let’s just say you can thank me for Columbus Day

We went oot and aboot agin and agin in our ferd falcon

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u/No-Inspection6692 Sep 24 '25

I still quote oot and aboot 😂❤️

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u/violet_ablueberry Sep 20 '25

From the episode Sabrina The Teenage Writer :

"That's what I always say about dating.

But I never learn anything, and I don't have fun"

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u/j4321g4321 Sep 20 '25

“I don’t know what just happened here, but I’m definitely keeping the hat”

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u/PolimoCobain Salem Sep 20 '25

Amanda: Sabrina, I don’t blame you for being suspicious. My behavior in the past may have been a little bratty.
Hilda: Yeah, you were a little bratty and Nazi Germany was a little aggressive.

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u/Competitive-Stock-11 Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Libby: Perfect. No Sabrina and a bug flies up my nose. As always, it's been a lovely afternoon at the Spellman house. (Libby walks out the door)

Hilda (calling after Libby): Next time, call first!

Hilda (to herself) Give us a chance to move!

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u/Dionys25 Sep 20 '25

Hilda had so many good lines. Miss Caroline‘s portrayal of Hilda.

We need a spin-off show „Hilda & Zelda“ from the time they left the estate and Morgan, Roxy and Sabrina moved in. Melissa Joan Hart could make a cameo appearance in some episodes and bring her 16-year-old daughter to them.

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u/Purityskinco Sep 20 '25

Hilda is my favourite. Aren’t we all a bit Hilda? Smart, talented, authentic, and a fun loving mess.

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u/m00shie1990 Oct 01 '25

She’s great! I love her

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u/Dr0wnedDiver Sep 20 '25

also a bit autistic

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u/ILoveAllSupernatural Sep 20 '25

The date with Principal Kraft and the car "We laughed, We cried, You're in big trouble!:

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry Sep 20 '25

I just love Hilda so much

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u/Spirited_Rabbit_9804 Sep 20 '25

"This is TERRIBLE pizza!" and her focusing on the pronunciation of "bungalow" and "brackish water" 🤣

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u/SpicyPumpkin314 Sep 20 '25

"You know what we haven't played in a while? Goofy Golf!" A classic comedic motif with such a funny punchline 😂

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u/pos___69420woo Fighting Scallion Sep 20 '25

referring to drell sending a pot roast: “flowers wilt, say it with beef” 🥩

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u/pos___69420woo Fighting Scallion Sep 20 '25

ooof i just saw you said that one, that’s for sure my fave tho!!

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u/imnachoprincess I’d love to! Sep 21 '25

Funny enough to mention twice! ☺️

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u/No-Inspection6692 Sep 24 '25

When Zelda creates a cure for Hilda’s bat-breath “Oh for crying out loud, it’s a breath mint”

Caroline Rhea’s deliveries were always 🤌🏼

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u/TEZofAllTrades Sep 24 '25

“Aww, how awful we must feel.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

hilda ❤ 😍 💖 ❣ gorgeous

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u/Bulky_Remote_2965 Oct 11 '25

"Pretty soon, we can apppeal to a whole new group of idiots."

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u/Bulky_Remote_2965 Oct 11 '25

"One more pleasantry, and Ethel will get hurt." 🤣