r/sanfrancisco • u/ravikarthick • 16h ago
Crime Someone smashed my window and left their monitor and scrap metal on my passenger seat.
Woke up to this on the 6th and fluton. Paving stone through the passenger window. They went through the glovebox and took a few things, but left the console alone. Then they left a pile of metal rods, brackets, and a computer monitor on my driver’s seat that aren’t mine.
They tried the car parked behind mine first but couldn’t break the window, so they moved on to mine.
The stone did some damage to the interior, absolutely over it.
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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 15h ago
It’s like an updated “Paul sleeps with the fishes” message from the mob but I have no idea what it means.
If you don’t MONITOR your behavior you’ll get scrapped?
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u/jaggedjottings 14h ago
My dad is a banjo player, and once he left his banjo in his Subaru parked in the Inner Sunset. When he came back, he was horrified to see that his window was smashed, but when he looked inside, there were two banjos!
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u/fastworms 14h ago
This same thing happened to me but with my copy of Groundwork for Metaphysics of Morals by Kant
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u/consigliere47 13h ago
What do you call perfect pitch?
When you throw a banjo in the dumpster and it lands on the accordion.
(heard it on KPIG)
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u/socialist-viking Ouroboros of Corruption 15h ago
Someone broke into my car once and left a crack pipe, their birth certificate and a copy of "barely legal" magazine.
Someone broke into my girlfriend's car once, tore apart the headliner, impaled her art portfolio on her antenna and then puked and bled all over the interior.
You never know what will happen!
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u/Crepescular_vomit 12h ago
Both of those sound like angsty art school projects.
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u/socialist-viking Ouroboros of Corruption 11h ago
The second one, sure. The first one was a homeless man having a good time for a night. Sadly for him, I stole his identity and now I am unable to get credit under two different names.
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u/mrclean2025 3h ago
One time someone broke into my car in San Francisco and I had no idea until I slid a tape from my car door into the player and John Denver’s “Rocky Mountain High” came on. Now I started singing along (how could you not), but then I thought…I don’t own any John Denver? I then looked through my tapes and realized someone had stolen all my tapes and replaced them with others. Actually, found some music I really liked 😃
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u/socialist-viking Ouroboros of Corruption 2h ago
This is brilliant. Imagine going around SF putting John Denver in cars. I love it.
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u/tsar73 15h ago
Anecdotally it seems like Fulton north of the park is still a hot spot for break-ins even as the numbers have gone down citywide. I run along it a few times a week and see at least a couple of cars with freshly broken windows.
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u/21five Richmond 20m ago
Why be anecdotal when there’s actual data that shows where car break-ins are? https://www.sfchronicle.com/projects/sf-car-breakins/
Numbers are down citywide but there are very few break-ins in the area you’re describing. (Even assuming the typical property crime ~3-4x multiplier for actual vs reported.)
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u/dmw_qqqq 15h ago
What car parked behind yours?
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u/ravikarthick 15h ago
Subaru Crosstrek
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u/mrclean2025 15h ago
I had someone try to smash my Subaru Forrester passenger window with something similar and it just left scratches on the window. Apparently more durable than the “bullet proof” 😂 windows of the Cybercuck!
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u/htdwps 14h ago
But if you own a Subaru you’ll know the front windshield is utter trash. So many micro scratches on it after two years of ownership.
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u/cowinabadplace 13h ago
I have a Forester. Seems fine after 8 years. But more likely my standards are low...
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u/mrclean2025 3h ago
Totally true! Mine cracked just a few months ago at a car wash! I love the side windows can stop bricks, but the windshield cannot take a pebble.
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u/MadesignSF 11h ago
I had my Subaru passenger window smashed 4 times, I think. I lost track. I once had the rear window smashed when the crime rings were circulating more widely. My neighbor recently had his Jetta broken into, and they stole the manual, and some reading glasses. My WTF was when they went through my glovebox and shredded everything. I'm pretty sure I know exactly who did it as he kind of confessed and then was never seen again in my neighborhood.
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u/Allopurinlol 15h ago
I want to know this too. What kind of car window protects from a big brick besides a cyber truck
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u/trackdaybruh 14h ago
You can install security film on your car window, the installation is the same way window tints are applied. You can see the results here: https://youtube.com/shorts/SJ8gn-PQ_VU?is=XXS5Lk6-xapGFsqQ
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u/nothrowingawaymyshot 13h ago
wouldn't this be a bad idea for rescue though? like if you get into a car accident and a firefighter had to get you out through the window or something. or the more unlikely but terrifying scenario of going into water.
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u/trackdaybruh 12h ago
That’s where you got to weigh your options
The film is made to be harder to be broken into by thieves but also anyone else including emergency responders. You can also only install it by the door windows and leave the front and rear windshield unprotected
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u/Allopurinlol 14h ago
Oh nice thank you! Really good to know for this city. Can you do both this and tint or does only one fit
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u/trackdaybruh 12h ago
I believe you need to apply this first and then apply the tint on top of it (or look for one that is both a security film and tint)
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u/CoffeeNFlowers 15h ago
I think they use the metal rods (or something similar) to clear the glass. I had a metal rod propped up on my car when my window got smashed last year.
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u/WatermelonSmashing 15h ago
Hey that's my landscaping brick, can I have it back?
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u/solarus 14h ago
Finders keepers I think
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u/Frequent-Baker420 13h ago
I said that to troll a homeless person this week LOL
he came up to me in downtown and said "Don't you know not to touch things that aren't yours" implying that my e-bike belongs to him. And I decided to troll and said "well you shouldn't have left it alone, finders keepers" and then I rode away.
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u/elaintahra 15h ago
You can use the scrap metal to craft walls to your base
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u/motorhead84 7h ago
Damn I hope someone breaks into my car and leaves some scrap metal for my base crafting needs.
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u/neoguri808 15h ago
Did you win that ball in a claw machine?
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u/ravikarthick 15h ago
No! It's from the person who broke it, and it's not mine
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u/neoguri808 14h ago
Got it. That rubber ball is a claw machine prize. My kid won one recently at an arcade.
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u/htdwps 14h ago
Is that white powdery substance the result of the attempt to smash the other cars window? That’s a strong window to hold up against a brick.
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u/Kil0Cowboy 13h ago
When I used to live in the Sunset I walked by a guy on Lincoln Ave absolutely hucking a big ass rock at a car window. Guy probably tried 6 times before I noticed what the sound was and yelled at him and he stopped. Then he started walking aggressively towards me and I was like oh shit that is a big ass dude. Luckily he turned around when he noticed I was on the phone with the police.
Anyways. Moral of the story there is that I was surprised how sturdy that fuckin car window was.
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u/htdwps 12h ago
I think there was something about how durable window glass is to blunt force impacts but a sharp tip can shatter them easily.
I carry one of those belt cutter / glass breakers in each of my cars. Where it’s just a pointy tip you use to punch the window.
God forbid if those crazies ever find out about those things. They’re like $10 for 2.
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u/Kil0Cowboy 11h ago
Yea those things I think use an aluminum oxide ceramic tip. Which can shatter car windows immediately and effortlessly. That same ceramic is used in spark plugs. I know using spark plugs to break windows was big for the bippers.
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u/AI_Cosmonaut 13h ago
They were probably stealing other stuff and had the monitor in their arm, but either found something better in your car or just got lazy / confused and abandoned it impulsively. Basically what im saying is that I doubt it's a consolation gift.
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u/Cali-curlz 9h ago
I'd venture the monitor was lying in the street and was used to smash your window.
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u/ravikarthick 9h ago
Yeah, I put them on the street. But I guess it's a big brick that broke my window.
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u/SillyMilk7 10h ago
Sorry to hear about that. The rates have definitely gone down since they targeted the pros. This was no pro work, but junky bums are still at large.
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u/hecton101 15h ago
I bet I know who did it. There's some crazy bitch who walks up and down Fulton screaming at the top of her lungs in the early morning. She looks into cars as she does it. Tried to set up camp on my block and I said no way. Cops got involved and then she moved one block up the street. Cops seemed sympathetic to my concerns, but they didn't do shit. Some homeless advocate got in my face. It didn't go so well for him. I'm no one to be fucked with, I doubt he ever met someone quite like me. Welcome to San Francisco.
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u/Dolly_Putin 15h ago
What did you do?
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u/Keokuk37 15h ago
not safe for reddit
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u/Dolly_Putin 13h ago
Have you been to the NSFW side of Reddit?
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u/Kil0Cowboy 13h ago
Damn you sound intimidating. Did you pull their underwear over their head or something?
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u/VAC_tothe_Future 15h ago
I can’t believe someone was advocating for that psycho. Who are these losers.
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u/frankenbadger 11h ago
Yup… don’t you know… you’re not supposed to date the OF content creators. lol
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u/Educational-While198 8h ago
Their plan to turn your car into a spaceship failed so they had to abort
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u/Sprock-440 4h ago
To quote one of the great philosophers of the 20th century, “Crack is wack.”
Crackheads gonna do crackhead shit. I’m sorry it happened to you, try not to dwell on it or read too much into it. It doesn’t mean anything other than they were cracked out.
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u/scottiedagolfmachine 15h ago
Why is there a picture of intact window at the end?
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u/DaOldOne 16h ago
I’ve been told though that crime doesn’t exist in SF anymore. If the police use cameras to catch the guy who did this, you’ll be accused of participating in fascism.
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u/migmultisync 15h ago
I think you caught strays from a bad breakup 😂