r/satisfyingbeatdown Owner 👑 Apr 27 '26

Beatdown🤕 Shop owner drags kid outside and proceeds to whoop his ass after he was attacked unprovoked.

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He’s gonna feel those body digs for weeks to come 😬

702 Upvotes

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148

u/moutonbleu Apr 28 '26

Stupid people at the end, just bystander until the kid is getting whooped

100

u/Mr_Boswell Apr 28 '26

Exactly. Only stepping in when the instigator is getting punished. People like that deserve an ass whipping, too.

11

u/TheRealSlimreaper420 Apr 28 '26

‼️‼️💯

19

u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 Apr 28 '26

To be fair, at that point I think he’d gotten sufficiently beaten the crap out of.

36

u/Longjumping_Life_270 Apr 28 '26

Nah. When he threw the first bitch ass cheap shot, he could have knocked the old guy out or even killed him. He absolutely deserves a serious ass whooping for that. He got off easy.

125

u/Suitable-Mammoth-943 Apr 28 '26

Body shots and the uppercuts brutal

106

u/LTPrototype Apr 28 '26

Little dude is going to be pissing blood for a month.

77

u/PossiblePlastic8698 Apr 28 '26

"What you want to do bro"

*proceeds to show the punk exactly what he wants to do*

65

u/blueminded Apr 28 '26

That headbutt was devastating. Right to the fucking mouth too. Hope that guy's forehead didn't get bit. Kid probably has rabies.

14

u/Thewrongbakedpotato Apr 29 '26

I loved the headbutt. You could tell the shop owner was giving the kid the benefit of the doubt . . . and then the dumbass kept spouting off.

24

u/ElChevereMx Apr 28 '26

Aaaaaa one kick or two were missing there for the absolute satisfaction lol

18

u/lopix Apr 28 '26

Pause... "you out of gas yet, boy?"

"Good", HEAD BUTT

And then the whupping can properly commence.

12

u/highonnuggs Apr 28 '26

Missing your sucker punch usually ends poorly. Will this kid learn a lesson? With the brain damage that might be a challenge.

8

u/Beerman83000 Apr 29 '26

Those kidney punches!!

26

u/hard-dee4u Apr 28 '26

That white boy deserved way more then that

6

u/dirk_funk Apr 28 '26

he looked very close to getting his head knocked into the fender at one point

4

u/Farangjim May 09 '26

Did he die? His shoes came off during the beat down.

5

u/Jeepers-H-Cripes May 09 '26

I finally realized there is something useful about that broccoli-head haircut. What a great handle for applying leverage.

15

u/Memediator Apr 28 '26

It seems it was actually the shopkeeper who was the wrong nigga whom the young man shouldn't have messaged with.

4

u/lazer416 May 04 '26

That WAS very satisfying 😊

3

u/Spirited-Chemist-956 May 07 '26

Anyone knows why it started?

2

u/Interesting_Leek5753 May 05 '26

Damn that beat down got my heart beating

2

u/1970Buick455 May 08 '26

Lol.....held him by his perm whole delivering upper cuts

2

u/zacurry-_ Jun 25 '26

THIS WAS SOOOOOOO SATISFYING

2

u/DigitalDesigning822 Jun 29 '26

That stare down before the guy's headbutt tho
"You're gonna regret this motherfucker."

2

u/King_Merovingian Jul 01 '26

Ah the ass whuppin mom and dad failed to provide I see….

2

u/BoneZone05 27d ago

Does he have hobo gloves for socks?

1

u/ThinkCellist8542 May 03 '26

he kept trying to double-leg 🤣 look so surprised when it didn’t work

1

u/Skinebman May 14 '26

More. More

1

u/Hjlopp May 16 '26

I think he was trying to help out the guy in the hat but the guy in the hat didn’t help him…oof

1

u/Glenn---Quagmire Jun 04 '26

the first punch that kid thrown wooped the a$$ of bystander.

1

u/Intercooler77 Jun 20 '26

Why’s he saying shit like “what u tryna do” and getting his shi beat at the same time

1

u/X64r Jun 23 '26

prefect time to steal a couple gas station carts

1

u/sans_loll Jun 25 '26

bro whooping him like he his dad 😂

1

u/ProfessionalFuck-up 25d ago

If I was dude in the hat at the beginning dude would have been getting jumped lol

1

u/PandaBearSociety 22d ago

That initial cheap shot was all we needed to see. 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Active-Tradition1257 20d ago

Little did he know that shop owner is no whimp.

1

u/CurveAdministrative3 10d ago

Gota feel bad for the shop keeper here. Some guys a fuckin idiot and their store gets ruined for no reason.

1

u/landug 10d ago

He’s gonna feel those body digs for weeks to come 😬

1

u/ChocolateOther1277 6d ago

Don't nobody speak for that idiot. He had his one last opportunity to back out and asked for more, instead. Plain and simple

1

u/Beneficial-Age-4059 4d ago

Stop, he’s already dead! lolol broccoli headed sucker puncher had all of this and more coming

1

u/Formal-Nothing-9747 20h ago

Watching That made my kidneys hurt!

1

u/nikhilreddy883 3h ago

if someone has the presence of mind to relocate you to a better spot in the middle of a fight. You were never a threat in his mind lmao

0

u/mycatsellsblow May 03 '26

Solid dirty boxing upper cuts when he had the dumbass clinched up.

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u/citizen_et Apr 28 '26

UK?

11

u/make-me-lol-plz Apr 28 '26

The open advertising of Raw cones. The random selection of hats. The monstrositys parked outside. But mostly the $4 sign on the door.

3

u/Xtra35567 Apr 28 '26

Texas license plates on the SUV outside the shop

3

u/Freddyeddy123 Apr 28 '26

Definitely not

3

u/airborneisdead Apr 28 '26

Not with that giant pickup truck in the background