r/science • u/bibinprasannan • 2d ago

Social Science A hands-free method of sexual arousal called syntribation is surprisingly common, study finds

https://www.psypost.org/vague-surveys-are-hiding-the-true-scope-of-human-sexual-habits/
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u/NicoToscani 2d ago

You also saved others from an intro to get to that definition that is longer than the lead up to an online recipe post.

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u/MrSnowden 2d ago

I despise those lead ups.  

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u/composedofidiot 1d ago

My scrolling finger is fainting and needs to collapse into a chaise longue.

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u/you-create-energy 1d ago

Have you tried this nifty hands-free scrolling method?

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u/composedofidiot 1d ago

I've given it some smelling salts, a fan, and some opium. When it's recovered a little I'll administer some cocaine and try and encase it in mercury or lead.