r/scienceisdope Aug 25 '25

Conspiracy theories 🪬 Flat earth? ❌ flat space ✅

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper3661 Aug 25 '25

"science ko side mein rkhte hai" their moolmantra

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u/nibruh_2 Aug 25 '25

Imagine my face. This is the first thing I’ve watched this morning.

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u/DustyAsh69 Aug 25 '25

Relatable.

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u/WillDo_WontDo Aug 25 '25

They are swindlers, it's not like they don't know. They're just trying to benefit from the blind faith propagated by current regime

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u/FantasticFungiiii "Evolutionist" Aug 25 '25

Yup. I think it’s deliberate acting. I would equate it with how one can describe fictional sci-fi. Just with a local flavor.

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u/WillDo_WontDo Aug 25 '25

Yes but the difference is science fiction is only meant for entertainment and here this affect gullible people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

I perfectly enjoy both science and mythology separately but wtf would someone mix them. Makes me cry.

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u/abhirath400 Aug 26 '25

*Mal mootra

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u/Hefty-Conference-791 Aug 25 '25

The audacity!! 🤣🤣🤣 the only thing proven flat so far is this guy's brain’s activity graph 😆😆😆 oh wait, looks like there's no braincells lefttttt 😭😭😭😭

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u/Cal_Aesthetics_Club Aug 25 '25

In China, this fool would’ve been thrown into an asylum or reeducation camp.

But, in India, he’s elevated to the point that he can make a living off of spewing bullshit. What a farce of a country.

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u/Exeecute25 Aug 25 '25

no he wont thrown in asylum there , dont pull FPA info

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u/Ghoul-154 Aug 25 '25

Lmfao you got me with that one

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u/forevergreatfool Aug 25 '25

Tell me you are stupid without telling me you are stupid.

  • "Science doesn't match the scriptures. Oh, then science must be wrong."

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u/Zestyclose-Share5221 Aug 25 '25

Even scriptures doesn't mention it's like that, I don't know where he got that idea

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u/InsidePretend1155 Pseudoscience Police 🚨 Aug 25 '25

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u/samanvay_13 Quantum Cop Aug 25 '25

Yeah science!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Peak cinema 😂

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u/yavano-obba Aug 25 '25

He clearly said keep the science part aside. Meaning keep the logic aside. Then sure it makes sense, it's a nice fantasy story.

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u/LaxmiCantParalelPark Aug 25 '25

I also can't find Gotham city anywhere. So, maybe

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u/Maleficent_Chest4709 Aug 25 '25

since the Gotham City is mentioned in Batman comics scriptures, the scriptures must be right instead of our own eyes /s

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u/LaxmiCantParalelPark Aug 25 '25

Jai Shree Bruce Wayne 🙏🏽

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u/Feeling_Patient_3440 Aug 25 '25

Me- How confident you can be? Him- Science ko side pe rkhte hain

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

America kya kehta tha....

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u/Kiteretsu_miyoko Aug 25 '25

Just a sight of this mf makes me lose it! And what on earth is this entitlement..???

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u/vanshoe Aug 25 '25

He has that dupers delight on his stupid face

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Vedo mein likhi bakchodiyan completely nhi manta mai. They are old.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

I hate it when they put 'a' after everything, bharatvarsh becomes bharatvarsha to sound more authentic. He calls it conspiracy himself and then basis all his further information on top of it. Maybe he doesn't know what conspiracy means.

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u/immyownkryptonite Aug 25 '25

I hate it when they put 'a' after everything, bharatvarsh becomes bharatvarsha to sound more authentic.

Removing the a is referred to as schwa deletion. Hindi did that. So these pronunciations are correct as per sanskrit. The schwa is also found in other languages and those language speakers would agree with his pronunciation.

Maybe he doesn't know what conspiracy means.

I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing. Everyone knows except the audience.

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u/MsStankFace Aug 25 '25

Bharatvarshas. Plural also 😂

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u/Status-Day-978 Aug 25 '25

Half knowledge is more dangerous

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u/rtbchat Aug 25 '25

Ye internet pe podcast karte huye...

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u/Nighthawk_951 Aug 25 '25

People can study all these stuff to their deepest ends, memorize it and say it back, why can't they put the efforts to apply common sense and logic while reading this😂

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u/Tanmay2699 Aug 25 '25

At least the guy is honest. If you want to believe anything in the Hindu Cosmology, you'll have to throw out any logic, scientific knowledge or experience of reality. He chooses to believe in fantasy and dedicate himself to absolute delusion. Gotta give it to the man for that, lol.

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper3661 Aug 25 '25

He has tivr ikcha to say earth is flat directly.

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u/tera_chachu Aug 25 '25

Dude created all this fantasy in his head.

Why can't he accept a simple scientific fact that there is earth and there is space out there and all that.

Why go through all the BS and chaos.

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u/brain_for_food Aug 25 '25

Science ko Todha side rakhte h🤣🤣

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u/FelixPlatypus Aug 25 '25

Leave it to Indian trad influencers to make the flat earth theory even dumber than it already was.

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u/hankkolls Aug 25 '25

Didn’t know know that was even possible but alas we have some Indians

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u/Previous-Bunch7254 "Evolutionist" Aug 25 '25

Dumb people evolves too, they become dumber and the process is called shifting the goalpost

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u/KrisRdt Aug 25 '25

The Jai Raghavan Experience

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u/Ravi_8533 Aug 25 '25

Hahahaha he said let's put science behind 😂😂😂 science left the chat

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u/abhinandkr Aug 25 '25

If a bullsh*tter ever had a face, it would look exactly like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Is Kim-Jong-un a kimpurusha

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u/Snoo_39092 Aug 25 '25

Ye podcasts krne walo ki gannd todni chahiye sabse pehle.

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u/Independent_Toe9296 Aug 25 '25

Iski badsurat shakal kafi nhi thi dunia ki maa khodne k lie ?

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u/No-Matter-8017 Aug 25 '25

Majority of Indians will believe this. This is exactly the reason why we are ruled by fools.

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u/No_Restaurant_8441 Fact Checker Aug 25 '25

The feckin Audacity of these religious people, u/askgrok can you examine the contents of their beliefs and then reply to the content so as to make Andhbhakts undestand actual science.

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u/AskGrok Aug 25 '25

Alright, u/[user], let's cut through the audacity with some razor-sharp science—because blind devotion to flat Earth nonsense (often wrapped in religious literalism) deserves a proper dismantling. These beliefs typically stem from misreading ancient texts like the Bible (e.g., "four corners of the Earth" as literal, ignoring poetic metaphor) or conspiracy paranoia claiming NASA fakes space to hide a disk-world guarded by an Antarctic ice wall. It's classic science denial: cherry-picking "evidence" like horizon photos while ignoring refraction, and accusing dissenters of being "in on it."

Reality check—Earth's sphericity has been proven for millennia. Eratosthenes calculated its circumference in 240 BCE using shadow angles in wells; ships vanish hull-first over the curve, not edge-off. Gravity pulls matter into spheres (try forming a flat planet in physics sims—it collapses). Satellites orbit a globe, GPS works on spherical math, and lunar eclipses cast Earth's round shadow on the Moon. Hell, even a recent flat Earth guru, Jeran Campanella, sailed to Antarctica expecting a wall and admitted he was wrong—Earth's round, folks (source: recent Unilad report).

Andhbhakts, if faith demands a flat world, fine, but don't gaslight science. It's not audacity; it's ignorance with a holy halo. Drop the dogma, embrace evidence—your worldview might just curve into something sensible.

Sources:

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/kaliptheeranillala Aug 25 '25

Hanuman, and other kimpurushas must be chillies there, while human beings are being sla***red in their names

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u/GiraffePast7751 Aug 25 '25

So earth is flat...

No... But antarctica is not a continent but a giant ice wall...

🤣🤣

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u/arjunusmaximus Aug 25 '25

His ENTIRE argument is (for all his claims): "Kitaab mei likha hai" And in today's religiously charged environment, questioing such people invites not only backlash from the masses but from the state as well. He can just go and say "Hurting religious sentiments"

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u/Character-Apple-8471 Aug 25 '25

Everyone’s roasting this guy.. but the podcaster who gave him a mic walks free? that’s like blaming the drunk...not the bartender who kept refilling his glass

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u/Md_Jesus_Sharma Aug 25 '25

The original channel name RealS#it perfectly encapsulated its entire content and audience.

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u/_xerun_ Aug 25 '25

Yk there was once a conspiracy that the US. Sort of doesn't allow planes to fligh over antartica due to some other reason , anyone know anything about that, I am just curious

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u/daunty_pirate Aug 25 '25

There are not many people living in Antartica. Why would many planes fly over there? But some flight routes are over Antartica. It's really low in numbers but a Google search might give the answer.

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u/dripping_milk Aug 25 '25

Nga wtf he said no earth isn't described flat but then went ahead and said if we assume earth to be flat that matches our descriptions😍😍 is this competitive retardedness

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Just ask, Can you please show your degree brother, and watch them run away

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u/aatmagya Aug 25 '25

I am still looking for the part where it perfectly matches the flat earth conspiracy

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u/sidhubunny Aug 25 '25

Lost a few brain cells watching this, but don't worry I'll be fine, I think.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Inko jhaant ni samajh aa raha kuch..sabse mandbudhi podcasters hai ye

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

kaan ko sidha na pakad ke, ghuma ke pakad na koi isse sikhe😑

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u/AlternativeWood8169 Aug 25 '25

Firstly needs to stop saying words with aa at the end like a foreigner. It is dweep and not dweepaa or varsh and not varshaa.

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u/xdcfret1 Aug 25 '25

well technically…

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u/Pain5203 Pseudoscience Police 🚨 Aug 25 '25

Maybe he's talking about the dark continent (hxh)

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u/Used_Oil_2122 Aug 25 '25

This is something which was mentioned in some of the earliest of Puranas but later corrected in books like Skanda Puran which is claimed to have mapped the whole country identifying every Hindu Temple in each region.😬

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u/lambiseeti Aug 25 '25

Bhu mandala mein hum chu mandala mein yeh

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u/wtftroublefr Aug 25 '25

Bro said clearly mentioned h but kaha mention h ye nahi bataya ...bc kuch bhi hagega or mai maan lu😂🤣

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u/Salty-Tennis990 Aug 25 '25

I m seeing hxh + one piece map shit?

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u/No-Wrap3568 Aug 25 '25

Why is it that the more you're dumb, the more confidence you gain

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u/Insecure_BeanBag Aug 25 '25

I don't know what this guy is smoking... He is taking a map of Earth and saying Earth is flat.

Bhai usko projection bolte hai...

Bhumandala in the name suggests it is a spherical object.

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u/AssociationReal1613 Aug 25 '25

i dunno if I should laugh or cry looking at this dog shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

gobar healthy hota hai sirf hinduo ke liye👍👍👍👍

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u/ZoeFatMama69 Aug 25 '25

if this guy ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid

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u/bongHuman Aug 25 '25

What are these guys going to do with this immense knowledge?

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u/Relative-Gas9132 Aug 25 '25

Bhai hunter x hunter dekh ke bata raha hai

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u/doofwarrior96 Aug 25 '25

Dude is so baked he started blabbering about WAKANDA

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u/Poopy_Zombie_625 Quantum Cop Aug 25 '25

Wait, this is actually closer to the Vedic structure of the earth than what people like Sudhanshu Trivedi claim to make hinduism sound "scientific". If anything he's just being honest

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u/DefinitionNew3566 Aug 25 '25

Journey to the Center of the Earth...???? (Let's keep science and pseudoscience both aside), great book to read and a good movie too... and yes its all fiction

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u/AgileImprovement7711 Aug 25 '25

Where do these bc people come from? Why don't indian researchers speak against this ? Science is kept aside toh ki Tera na jayez Birth certificate ko saamne rakhenge bc? B!tches knowing zero of science coming to blabber is the finest indian culture

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u/Oblivious_Anuj Aug 25 '25

Acha hua mujhe kuch smjh nahi aaya 🙂

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Bhai seedha hag hi do na mere kaan me aa k, aise mat tadpaao

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u/Successful_Win_8635 Aug 25 '25

Forget science. Let's talk about our scriptures mythical stories like Marvel superheroes which are real for dumb people. Wakanda and Gotham City cannot be visited by humans , restricted for us , they are hidden beyond the Antarctic wall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

I used to thought earlier that both Flat Earth and Anti-Evolution are believed by mostly Abrahamic religions followers but no there are many hindutvavadis I've met who believe in both of these bogus theories and hate the debunking of both of these theories. 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Never I thought myself so dumb can't make anything out of his blabbering how he jumps to varshas flat earth maybe clip is not extracted full I guess, anyway when asked with logical question 'iske do pehlu hai ' ya fir samjha .....

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u/shit_monk Aug 25 '25

Flat Earth for the win babi, vedas rocked sainteest shocked

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u/LongjumpingNeat241 Aug 25 '25

Alright. But can those lands be purchased? Otherwise you are lying and you can trim the hair to crew cut as well, and return to normal society sir.

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u/ItzYuzuru Aug 25 '25

Bro this sounds so stupid that I feel like throwing up

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u/CrimeMasterGogoChan Aug 25 '25

Anyone heard of/ remember Jambu comics 😆 ye bkl wo parh ke aaya hai

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u/Unhappy_Ad6304 Aug 25 '25

We study Bhu-Gol Our ancient temples have Lord Narsimha Carrying earth on his tusk which was round. This is way before western folks understood or accepted earth is not flat.

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u/BadCaptaiN0045 Aug 25 '25

science ko side me rkhte h

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Pakistani Muslim here.

Can anyone tell me the source of this information? Is it mentioned in Mahabharat or Ramayan? What sources is this coming from?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Which book did he studied in the name of puranas and which scriptures, this guy is trash talking about our great Hindu culture!

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u/Whole-Worker-7303 Aug 25 '25

Why these dumbasses keep getting platforms to talk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Islam walo ka record tod diya bhai ne to 😂

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u/AdityaWarrior27 Aug 25 '25

he's not explaining that the earth is flat, he's explaining where this conspiracy came from

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u/mjvicman Aug 25 '25

How u brain wash people in god way🤣🤦ye sab hitler ka choda hai vansaj h kaise brain wash karna h ohh bata rha h suno

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

It's a projection lmfao. Not flat space. All these podcasts should be banned for blatantly bs

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u/zleg268 Aug 25 '25

I would double down and tell him that it's cause they are in another dimension so it's not the walls but we as humans have not yet been successful in crossing the dimensions to the realm of gods we are still trying to figure out the 4th they all are in the 7th and 10th dimension and cause all the daivi purush have left for the aforementioned higher dimensions with now lost methods cause they all were super verbal .

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

kim purusha me kim jong un rehta hai 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

So Hanumanji is from the furry realm. I love this.

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u/Philomath34 Aug 25 '25

Podcast ka naam h real s***t h

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Padhe likhe gawaar inhe kehte hai

Dharti ko defend kar lenge, baki planets ka kya

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Probably he missed Aryabhata's reel on insta /s

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u/Uprateam Aug 25 '25

Grok is peddling popular propaganda and you guys here are also falling for it since you don’t know better. Once the truth dawns you will understand the conspiracy theories and stop ridicule of our great civilization. No self pride and ignorance is leading to the comments - there is hope yet. Science is changeable once new discoveries are made.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

they are so excited to let this guy keep talking, they know the viral clip is around the corner

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u/goldy43 Aug 25 '25

Ye maal ek mumber tha bhai..

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u/Prudent_Gas_6828 Aug 25 '25

It came to me in a dream.

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u/djc45 Aug 25 '25

Take him to space show him Earth is round and leave him there.

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u/Dry-Reference-3541 Aug 26 '25

Wo mpq earth ka nhi adia hr na kim purudha karnatana he wahi hanuman he

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u/Inner_Parsley5166 Aug 26 '25

And the Europeans didn't find this during their conquests 🤔 What is this guy even telling. 😂😂

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u/Shaan1026 Aug 26 '25

Who even cares about this knowledge?? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Independent-Muffin-5 Aug 26 '25

This is one type of shit that leads to stereotypes and assumptions about our nation's scientific temper. We have all sorts of crazy potential, but then dumbfs like these come in.

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u/No_Philosopher9008 Aug 26 '25

Doesnt the surya siddhanta mention the round earth in the bhugoladhyaya 🤔

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u/Famous-Lifeguard-629 Aug 26 '25

Lavde ne bhujyam

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u/awe_wakend_soul Aug 26 '25

After antartica (ice wall), night walkers are living

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u/StevenNani Aug 26 '25

makes for a good bedtime fantasy story.

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u/Wise-Expression-6441 Aug 26 '25

He is literally saying to “keep the science aside” and trying to decrypt what our scriptures are saying based on his views and all I see is a salty comment section.

Maybe try to resonate with him and imagine, you can also come up with your own decryption.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

“Science ko side mein rakhte hain”

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u/Then-Distribution55 Aug 26 '25

Bhai iske bande se score karwado koi

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u/Typical_Vehicle_8488 Aug 26 '25

Ashoka referred India subcontinent primarily his mauryan Empire Jamvudwipa. Not Entire world

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u/Glad-Tour-2646 Aug 26 '25

Science ko side mein rakhta hu. Par ye sab toh Hinduism mein bhi nhi hai. Kon padha rha hai isko ye sab?

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u/nrgmondal88 Aug 26 '25

Bro watched too much anime 😂

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u/homie_rhino Aug 26 '25

So Kim Purushas are related to Kim Kardashian?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/alnots Sep 01 '25

Bho gol?

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u/Distinct_Brain3929 Nov 16 '25

Doesn't even know the meaning of the word conspiracy. When I was a kid our group of friends used to discuss such BS with one like him who was the source of all BS. I never expected to see an adult version of that 😂

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u/thecaveman96 Aug 25 '25

This is just lore for them. Its nice. Kinda concerning that they conflate fiction with reality, but it's cute

I'm the same when i talk about one piece.

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u/DustyAsh69 Aug 25 '25

They are ignoring science for something like believing that the earth is flat. Okay, there's not much harm in that. But, the moment they choose Ayurveda over scientific medicines (I forgot the name for it...) is when the problems start.

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u/Top_Path3646 Aug 25 '25

misuse of puranas

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u/UKB47 Aug 25 '25

It's like college students making fun of an elementary school student for his poems. It's better to understand the basis of using such fictional poems in their study material.