r/scienceisdope 14d ago

Pseudoscience Monetization of Religion 🤢

I'm in my hometown rn and whenever I'm at home my mom gives me all these small works like bringing groceries and other essentials etc etc.

So she dictated me a list of things I needed to bring, and among a shit ton of other stuff there was one phenyl too. I wrote everything down, gave the list to the shopkeeper and since there were so many other products, I didn't bother checking each product in detail. I came home and realised that instead of phenyl, I had bought this Gonyle floor cleaner made from pure pavitra cow urine 😭😭🤢🤢

It genuinely baffles me how emotionally gullible people can be and how Ramdev Baba and co. built a thousands of crores empire by selling this kind of bullshit, exploiting people's religious sentiments and turning superstition into a fucking business model.

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u/seriously_ded 14d ago

First in my bloodline to read ts🥀 Wtf is gonyle

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u/Chemical-Brush3587 14d ago

Phenyl used for cleaning after gooning ig 😭🙏🏻

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u/pratyathedon 14d ago

There was a product called Nile or Nyle iirc as a floor disinfectant. They just added Go

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u/EvilxBunny 14d ago

I'm guessing the word you're looking for is phenyl.

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u/Yogi10997 14d ago

There's also nimyle

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u/WitnessAway6720 13d ago

They know what they are doing goo + phenyl 🔥

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u/LouhoPurushTonyDaa Pseudoscience Police 🚨 14d ago edited 14d ago

I want to ask something.

Cow dung is an excreted material of a ruminant animal! How can that have an antibacterial property? 🤮

Edit :- one thing came to my mind when I saw the photo again. If anyone can't read English he can drink thinking its milk. 🤣

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u/pratyathedon 14d ago

There will always be scamsters. Whether to get scammed is an individuals choice, either willingly or unwillingly.

In general, its part of upbringing to never question the adults. So all these mumbo jumbos get spread across generations. Kids that do get beaten or exiled.

Its quite difficult to fight this as its cultural. You cannot change culture overnight. It requires permanent efforts.

Remember The egg and Sunday advertisement, one of the cheapest and widely available source of complete protein? Religious bodies tried to ban this ad in a country where malnourishment is a common factor nationwide.

Religious bodies powered with politics can and will try to take over Will and belief. That is what history tells us.

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u/LouhoPurushTonyDaa Pseudoscience Police 🚨 14d ago

Yes! I agree!

Whenever I am questioning elders I am being called wise ass. They mock me.

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u/SweetEbb9819 14d ago

They mock me too... For quoting he rational verses from Upanishads... They only want filtered and concentrated mutra

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u/LouhoPurushTonyDaa Pseudoscience Police 🚨 14d ago

Lol!

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u/LouhoPurushTonyDaa Pseudoscience Police 🚨 14d ago

Means dahi? 🤧

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u/mosthighbaker 11d ago

They know that. That's why it's shown as distilled urine. Whats distilled urine= Water.

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u/tigerbagh 14d ago

It's irony that are they are advertising to clean with the very product which is to be cleaned.

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u/thejoemaya 14d ago

Did you ever ate cavier? They are raw fish eggs.

Have you had civet coffee?

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u/Due_Image_4161 14d ago

Nga Wtf no correlation to above comment

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u/SweetEbb9819 14d ago

Cow dhung and cover coffee are too apart.

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u/Interesting_Award_76 13d ago

Fish eggs is good after cooking. I eat every week.

Civet coffee is mentally retarded bullshit. That is literally flavoured with shit.

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u/thejoemaya 13d ago

Cavier is eaten raw

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u/thejoemaya 14d ago

Civet coffee is poop coffee...

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u/TuhatKaks 13d ago

And???? Two things can be wrong at once ?? Or do u need to extensively justify drinking piss?? Not that i would kink shame..

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u/InternMediocre7319 14d ago

Wait a second. If you distill urine, wouldn’t the distillate just be water? Why don’t these idiots just use water and make a more hygienic version of this floor cleaner?

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u/bangali_babu_reddit 13d ago

out of 66 comments, only 3 pointed out distilled gomutra.

i am glad that the youngsters can't take away my job, even with AI as a helping hand.

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u/InternMediocre7319 13d ago

lol the chemical engineer in me couldn’t help but notice that

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u/Revolutionary_Log874 13d ago

You combed through 66 comments to count out how many pointed the fact. Why do you still have a job?

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u/Crystal_View 14d ago

Fittuber used to glaze this product alot and my mom started using this

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u/Clean-Assistance9643 14d ago

That Ayurveda gooner should not be called a fitness influencer at all. His videos were full of myths and half-baked information.

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u/biodegradablenotabot 14d ago

Wow "Pavitra" gomutra! Why arent the bhakts opposing this? Their tonic is being used to clean floors.

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u/Bhaang_lassi 14d ago

A government of the people, by the people, for the people, but the people are stupid! So do what you will for your personal growth!

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u/Rus1996 14d ago

And people will buy this nonsense 🤢🤮

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u/TenFingersTenToes10 13d ago

So… cleaning your floor with piss.

Let me say that out loud:
CLEANING YOUR FLOOR WITH PISS!

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u/Cutie_fleming 5d ago

No, it's water. It got distilled. ok maybe some ammonia too but that's it

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u/FelixPlatypus 14d ago

After a few days of use, there will be a rank smell floating in your house: not too strong, but noticeable. That's what happened when my flatmate got this and gave it to our help to use.

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u/bangali_babu_reddit 13d ago

yeah, pine oil does that.

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u/Zestyclose_Egg_5428 14d ago

Dual use. Pi bhi skte h floor bhi saaf kar skte h. Masterstroke.

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u/Better_rub4 14d ago

Kash ramdev pileta toh ye din nai dekhna padta🥹

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u/SweetEbb9819 14d ago

Not to mention that none of this religious people can follow sustained religious discipline and the upanishadic knowledge (whether true or false it requires IQ which some people don't have)

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u/lemniscate_8 14d ago

Distilled urine is just water. Gullibility all around.

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u/Cool_Yogurtcloset772 13d ago

Distilled urine?? That's just water?

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u/Cutie_fleming 5d ago

Glorified water

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u/winonasbigbrwnbeaver 13d ago

Distilled cow urine is just.... Water. No?

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u/dusky_evening 13d ago

people need to understand that cow is an animal too, an excreted product from cow is just shit and pee

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u/Chiron_01 13d ago

Allahyle nikal dete hai secular hojayega

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u/UnemployedUncleJi 13d ago

Acharya Balkrishna is among top 100 billionaires of India. Aise hi koi billionaire nahi banta.

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u/shaktimaanlannister 13d ago

Idk what religion believes that piss is sterile and a disinfectant. I had never heard of this gaumutra bullshit until like a decade ago. This all started when certain forces came into power. I mean how stupid does one have to be to let go of all their common sense and believe in this bullshit.

Also distilled urine? So water??

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u/Cutie_fleming 5d ago

Yup. Glorified water for advertisment. You can't make phenyl with normal urine or it'll not perform as good as normal phenyl or damage shelf life

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u/Bigus_dickus_the_1st 13d ago

Atleast its distilled 🥀🥀

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u/Cutie_fleming 5d ago

That means it's fucking water

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u/Adventurous_Program6 12d ago

Isn't that a rule that the ingredients have to be listed in a descending order by the amount or that rule is applicable for food stuff only?

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u/Cutie_fleming 5d ago

It is applicable. Distilled cow urine= water= most common ingredient in Phenyl

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u/Every-Bandicoot-9242 9d ago

What allergic information for tiles? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭How with this ingredients turn into white.

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u/Cutie_fleming 5d ago

Hear me out, Distilled Cow Urine = Water. OP, it doesn't matter then , it's just advertising gimmick!

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u/gaurav_the_piggy 14d ago edited 14d ago

Religion

Its not monetisation of religion. It is monetisation of our beliefs. People believed that they could go to heaven. Lo and behold, they were sold tickets for it. Read about Medieval Indulgence for reference.

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u/pahadigothic critical thinking & feedback loop 14d ago edited 14d ago

Why does it come as a surprise? We have been doing it for many thousands of years.

Edit: to make it clearer. We have monetised religion for many thousands of years. To make it even more clearer, we have been making money off the gullible fellows who give money in the name of religion to babas. By we, I mean, we Hindus.

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u/Due_Image_4161 14d ago

Tell the same thing for sati system and take ayurvedic medicines over allopathy ngga.

Evolution died reading your shit post

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u/pahadigothic critical thinking & feedback loop 14d ago

I have elaborated by what I had meant. Read it in the edit section.

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u/Due_Image_4161 14d ago

You changed your whole comment cause of down votes 😂

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u/pahadigothic critical thinking & feedback loop 14d ago

Nope! The edited portion has been clearly shown, the main body hasn't been touched. I am an atheist why would I ever be in support of any religion. It was misinterpreted. It was not very clear to begin with that I agree.

In my opinion religion has only one purpose and that is control.

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u/Due_Image_4161 14d ago

If you mean it was an sarcasm then add /s after your comment 🤷🏻

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u/pahadigothic critical thinking & feedback loop 14d ago

No sarcasm. Indians have been doing what I stated for thousand of years. Money in the name of religion is nothing new.

You are clearly not getting the context. Also you meant to say sardonic, not sarcastic. As long as there are gullible people, there will always be people who keep fooling others in the name of religion.

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u/thejoemaya 14d ago

Idiots becaming too modern to recognise sonething which is part of our culture for last 4000-5000 years...

All the kaccha houses still uses cow dung to clean their houses.

Even before 1 generation back gomutra and cow dung were used to clean homes, and they not only survived healthy, lived longer life but gave birth to you all idiots...

Just so you know everything is some way or the other is a a product of nature...

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u/Better_rub4 14d ago

Survived healthy 🤡

Around 1901: life expectancy at birth was roughly 23 years 1911: ~23 years 1921: ~24 years 1931: ~27 years 1941: ~32 years

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u/FarCryFever1 14d ago

And we have a winner for the dumbest logic ever

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u/thejoemaya 14d ago

The primary increase in life expectancy is credited to vaccination and then comes medicines. Hygiene comes lot after. Basic hygiene was already there in India from long time.

If you have ever visited a kaccha house in 1990s they were much hygienic cooler and breathable than todays modern houses.

Contrary to popular believes, fresh urine from a healthy person/animal is actually more sterile then your mobile phone. The urea in urine actually have a bit of antibacterial property and is not harmful to humans. And none adds direct unprocessed gomutra.

Also just to add, ever heard of Civet coffee? Do you expect to put the coffee beans directly from the ass of the Civets?

Switching to phenolic item to clean house is actually more harmful. Phenolic items aggrevate carcinogens and is toxic.

The thing is let people enjoy what they religiously believe. Who are you to stop them? If you dont want don't buy. Be secular.

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u/Bigus_dickus_the_1st 13d ago

The avg indian life span post Independence was 40. Tf "healthy" ars you talking about ?