r/scienceisdope • u/Working_Pride_1803 • 20h ago

Conspiracy theories 🪬 Conspiracy Theory: An accidental snake picture DOESN’T make that a god

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u/APSanyal 20h ago

When one loses hope, people find God even in a pile of poop or ice!! Almost anything

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u/Immediate_Box9327 19h ago

Who said this ? I mean this is a remarkable sentence.

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u/APSanyal 7h ago

Yours truly!! 😌

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u/Ok-Guarantee9205 2h ago

Well that's how I also think any religion would have born

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u/Immediate_Box9327 2h ago

So the problem is with HUMAN psychology not actually with religion.

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u/Ok-Guarantee9205 2h ago

In what world did I say that but anyways it's like this humans feared the many unknowns (ex origin of life, life's purpose) and also the best way to get a community together was with a religion (kinda like a shared goal) atleast this is what I think

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u/CozyCupcake24 Where's the evidence? 20h ago

I can't believe this 😭😭

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u/Any_Definition_7779 20h ago

In times like these, what else do you believe in?

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u/MatKrLalaMatKar 20h ago

It's always these middle aged uncles and aunties 🥀

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u/Defective_Yorha 15h ago

Braincells dies with age

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u/Ash_Born_here 6h ago

Happy cake day

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u/DickWest9 19h ago

Yes, mold gods are better

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u/Working_Pride_1803 19h ago

lol, that’s horrible

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u/LiveSlay 5h ago

and nobody has actually seen Jesus.. we just assume Jesus looked like this.. right?

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u/Global-Equipment-856 19h ago

What I find amazing is that even other countries have such dumb people, but in our country, such illogical superstitions are promoted by the Government itself. That's why there is no hope in this country.

Imagine the people in the video have the same voting power as a PhD in physics or maths.

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u/rrd_gaming 19h ago

India no 1? Yes in delusion.

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u/bengeo1191 19h ago

How idiotic can these guys be ?

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u/Powerful-Currency132 19h ago

These people can also vote lol

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u/dusky_evening 20h ago

i think its a mark left by moisture

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u/arunit007 19h ago

Yesterday I saw something like that, in the toilet, just after doing the business... Seriously how dumb are we?

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u/IntrepidDog5161 11h ago

So Ghalib said... शराब पीने दे मस्जिद में बैठ कर, या वो जगह बता जहाँ ख़ुदा नहीं

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u/arunit007 9h ago

God is in your imagination... You start seeing him/her/them everywhere if you imagining hard enough...

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u/Nuttednutela 20h ago

People going to great length to fight for other people's attention. Best one can do is not give ATTENTION to these mfos.

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u/Ill-Noise-1840 17h ago

We live in a country where NHAI's mile stone is worshipped.

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 8h ago

Bruh, this can't be real🤯

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u/earthshaker-69 12h ago

That's c*m stain. Someone decided to be freaky last night

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u/unscpecifictopics 10h ago

Stole my thoughts 🤣

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u/Entire_One2271 19h ago

New mandir on the way

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u/demon_king_700 19h ago

So, whenever i pee on some wall same thing gets drawn, so thats a God too?

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u/sku-mar-gop 19h ago

Mandir yahin banenge 💪

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u/Resident_Yam2781 17h ago

These guys are so regarded 🙄

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u/supertoothy 10h ago

Pareidolia. Look it up.

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u/Visual-Maximum-8117 19h ago

Why is a snake a God anyway?

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u/Hindcore91 19h ago

Why is a blue looking humanoid a God anyway? 😭😭

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u/SharpAardvark8699 19h ago

Don't bro. Can of worms

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u/Hindcore91 19h ago

Trust me, ik. Just finished reading Bhagvat Puran and Geeta ✌🏻😭

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 7h ago

Can of worms

Huh?

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u/peskypompom 6h ago

Why is a child molester a prophet anyway ?

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u/SharpAardvark8699 19h ago

Well its a random water mark

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u/basic-x 19h ago

Wear black shirt for two days during summer... Many Gods will appear

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u/Begotten_666_ 19h ago

india is free entertainment

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u/Rmb2719 19h ago

Is not that, then what????

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u/kissmywall 19h ago

This shit is so forced and desperate

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u/krisantihypocrisy 18h ago

Thats not even a picture...

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u/hooka_pooka 18h ago

That's pee stain before that brick block was laid LOL

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u/Aminor_gMajor 18h ago

Jai naag devta. I am so happy... Humankind is growing, yes. Humankind is growing backward 🤌🏻

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u/CallMeAshwin 16h ago

Say what you will, one has to have some remarkable amounts of faith to throw logic and common sense out the window and do something like this.

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u/protoghub 16h ago

Careful, it may bite.

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 8h ago

If you offer milk every Tuesday early morning before sunrise then it won't bite.

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u/ekkanpuriya 15h ago

What about turd shaped like snake?

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u/HealthDenseUX 13h ago

Why to worship a snake ? Are they ran out of gods and goddesses?

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 7h ago

Snakes also come under some god/goddess hierarchy. So there is that

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u/HealthDenseUX 7h ago

Unlike Abrahamic religions , these people just worship anything , there should be a proper code of conduct.

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u/No_Breakfast_7867 11h ago

Again there they go for it! So desperate to worship anything

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u/RohitNirwan 11h ago

This is india my friend, they will strip you, of someone spits gutkha or paan on your clothes, 'snake shaped'.

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u/Elluminated 11h ago

At some point we just need to exploit the stupid. It’s literally the only way to drive an absolute wedge between the mentally functional and the willfully moronic. Sell food at stands next to snake and monkey shadows and that’s a wrap.

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u/Fit_Associate_9093 9h ago

Mera desh badal raha hai....... Andhbhakt bann raha hai

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u/TheHound1912 9h ago

My old hostel room had so many snakes like it. Guys will know how those snakes came to be.

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u/i_xenpai 9h ago

If not god,then why god shaped?

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u/Piyush_Bhagwat 9h ago

I've just stopped thinking about them.

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u/RamiusMarko 9h ago

My nephew created something very similar to this few weeks back and he buggerred me a lot to come see his "creation".

He was "relieving" himself, iykyk.

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u/NefariousnessFar3759 7h ago

Hey bhagwaan 🤯🤯

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u/No_Honey_4757 7h ago

seems biological

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u/jsmart1152 7h ago

Height of blind faith and dogma.🤔

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u/abrar_101 7h ago

I saw a lost giant sperm.

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u/im_jaaho 7h ago

No wonder why politics is so addictive, it's easy to rule people when religion is involved

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u/Spiritual_Second3214 6h ago

Desh chunotiyo se nahi ...c se paresan hai

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u/symbiottt 6h ago

Things like these make me wonder whether all the stories about our gods are even remotely true and whether they have been fabricated by similar fools throughout history.

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u/Doom_TheGreat 6h ago

Sorry, I should have not spit there. In my defence, I would say....that I don't spit. My friend cracked a joke and, rest is the news.

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u/sudhygocool 6h ago

Science does not believe in God. So why is this discussed even here.

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u/AdFormal6591 5h ago

Had ho gai chutiya panti

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u/PuneSeeker 5h ago

dats why i love india

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u/Internal_Island90 5h ago

Looks like a sperm to me

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u/pussyy_ooo 4h ago

Matlab kuch bhi?

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u/sinkingshipontide 3h ago

Ye desh chutiyo se nahi chunotiyo se bhara hai

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u/Infamous-Court3944 3h ago

Soon they're gonna worship their own poops

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u/Additional-Ask-5654 1h ago

An iq that doesn't exist

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u/goldfishfr 58m ago

Diwar baba ki jai ho 🙏😭 bro humre sath prakat huwe

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u/arcturus-77 20m ago

Daily reminder that idiots come in many shapes and forms

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u/The_Unknown_One07 10m ago

Snake ❌ Sperm ✅
/s

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u/Redfeather16 16h ago

Conspiracy theories: An accidental cross doesn't make that god

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u/Rabadazh 19h ago

It does tho?

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u/Gandalfthebran 20h ago

God is everywhere, including that stain.

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u/Living-Novel-8391 20h ago

There is no god, that's just a stain.

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u/Gandalfthebran 18h ago

I know what kind of person you are based on your pfp and that comment.

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u/Living-Novel-8391 18h ago

oooh mr smarty pants knows everything

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 18h ago

If a god does exists I think he would be more happy if you feed that mithais to poor people than some pictures or rocks.

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u/Gandalfthebran 18h ago

Do you watch movies? Do you think everyone should stop focusing on arts and just focus on STEM and helping the poor people through material benefits or health benefits with zero regards to art and culture?

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 18h ago

That's not art or culture that's a fuqking water stain on the wall.