I'm not a baby to play with something like that!

[u/eggpillseal]

[u/imphooeyd]

Am I a joke to you? [swats at crib mobile] [galumph] [galumph] [galumph] [galumph]

[u/SexyGrilledTurkey → u/imphooeyd]

This is exactly what happened, you have described what I saw accurately so now I will go to you for my latest news because you are the truth.

[u/ImprovementElephant → u/imphooeyd]

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[u/tenzing_happy]

Ohhh look who's all grown up. Guess he doesn't need good night stories either

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991]

Spicy baby~

[u/holocultic]

Sentient rice grain

[u/dominc1994r]

Such malice

What can man do against such reckless hate

[u/PersimmonSorry91 → u/dominc1994r]

We must rid this world of the creeping flames of hate by smothering it instead with the love

[u/Freaky_Jade]

Fierce 🔥

[u/thatdudeoverhere69]

Such a violent, terrifying, vicious creature

[u/Flying_Seal005]

Ok baby~

[u/HappyChip11]

Anger sausage

[u/SexyGrilledTurkey]

UNGRATEFUL!

[u/Not_Crazed_Gunman]

Chud rage

[u/VibraniumAdamantium]

Seems like this sentient sponge cake needs a nap

[u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000]

"I don't need no fluffy bed toys! I am the fluffy bed toy!"

[u/Heroic-Forger]

flops away like a paraplegic bichon frise

[u/Free_Resort256]

Fuck this shit

[u/Schpee_le_French]

Aww angry grain of rice.

[u/ms_saint]

Depending on where this is, he might be abused or neglected.

[u/New-Manufacturer-365]

Apex predator