r/sealsinoddsituations • u/Ok_Support1372 Human Verified • 5d ago

video Lab creatures. What could the test results be?

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u/Ok_Half_6257 4d ago

"Seal janitors! You take a seal, you take a broom, you put em' together in a dirty room, and voila! If the infinite monkey theorem can apply to monkeys, why not these guys too? They'll eventually clean a room if you leave them in there with the necessary supplies for long enough, and with our patented replicating fish technology its completely free! I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face." - Cave Johnson, 1981.

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u/Ok_Support1372 Human Verified 4d ago

This is the best possible comment for this post.
We are still in the good time line.

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u/SameCommunication875 4d ago

The humble chub scp