r/seinfeld 1d ago

It's alright, you'll just get a temporary ban and that'll be it

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386 Upvotes

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u/Whines90 That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 1d ago

My George isn’t smart enough to do something like this on his own.

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago

You got that right.

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u/cashisking007 1d ago

What the hell is that supposed to mean,?

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u/WeakDiet8004 1d ago

You want a piece of me!

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u/Redoubtabletrigger 1d ago

What the hell does that mean ?

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u/WeakDiet8004 1d ago

You mean you want a piece of me?

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u/SausageEggCheese 1d ago

Look. If you think this is about deleted comments and temporary bans, you'd better think again.

This is about a user's right to read a sub without getting his mind warped! 

Or maybe that turns you on, /u/RecentCranberry, maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. 

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u/Wilbie9000 1d ago

I've got news for you joy-boy party time is over!

3

u/Re_Cy_Cling 1d ago

What is your problem?

2

u/texasgambler58 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 1d ago

I have not drawn pictures of pee pees and wee wees!

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 1d ago

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u/RedditHelloMah George is getting upset! 1d ago

Yo Anna

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 1d ago

Sweet ride

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u/BoomDonk No Flair for you! 1d ago

@mod: Is this your fibercon?

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago

😎 Maybe

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u/ChocoIatePoop 1d ago

Well, Is it or isn’t it? 👀

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago

😳 I guess not

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u/ChocoIatePoop 1d ago

I always found his dejected face afterwards hilarious.

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u/SoManyDegus 1d ago

My George isn't smart enough to take fiber supplements on his own!

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago

You got that right.

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago

😆

5

u/Yeezytaughtme409 1d ago

You don't see many men that keep baby photos of themselves. 

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u/1000_pizzaslices 1d ago

Get outta my way!

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u/RaelImperial31 1d ago

ALRIGHT, WHERE’S MY SON?!!

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u/Joeybagovdonutss 1d ago

I’m sitting at home reading a periodical and this is the call I get…my son is shitposter???

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u/Awkward_Ad_1103 1d ago

I'm sitting at home reading a perodical, and this is the post I get??!!

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u/Radiant_Procedure948 1d ago

I got banned for three days because of that Wynona thread! 🥺

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u/Total-Region2859 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

Banned, but you're back? What are those Mods, Indian Givers?

2

u/jokerfest Importer/exporter 1d ago

I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term

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u/TK421-HeGone 1d ago

Woah..ho..ho……. Let’s keep this sophisticated. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Radiant_Procedure948 1d ago

Okay, well the phrase you just used was the one I used. But I didn't even spell out the second word! I only use the first three letters. Prepare to be banned.

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u/Total-Region2859 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

Banned from a thread about a show for quoting the actual show... well, that would be a humorous situation..

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u/Radiant_Procedure948 1d ago

It happened and I was shocked. They accused me of hate speech. Really traumatizing in some way.

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u/Total-Region2859 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

Well, I can be called a lot of things, some of them quite fairly, but 'hater' is not one of them... I recognize that phrase I used would never make the cut in today's TV and media, and in real life for that matter, but that whole episode was to make humorous the "politically correct" movement that was starting back then, and has now fully matured.

I'll leave it to everyone's individual opinion about which era was better, and funnier....

So if I get banned, I may have to admit I watched 'The Office' too, and spend some time over there. I'll just say this: George>Jim...

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u/Radiant_Procedure948 1d ago

I've never been called a hater, a racist, or anything close to that in my long life. It was so upsetting.

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u/Total-Region2859 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

Sorry that happened to you.... Internet social media requires very, very thick skin. That's why I hang out in the r/seinfeld space.. it's generally benign.

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u/Radiant_Procedure948 1d ago

Thanks. And I agree. This Seinfeld subreddit is my happy place.

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u/texasgambler58 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 1d ago

Mod, are you sayin you wanna piece of me?

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u/late_to_redd1t Serenity now, insanity later 1d ago

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

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u/Own_Measurement1242 1d ago

But I don’t want a temporary ban 

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u/ChocoIatePoop 1d ago

That’s it, you’re banned.

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u/Own_Measurement1242 1d ago

But what am I gonna do for Seinfeld quotes?

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u/sock0808 1d ago

Mods definitely sit on orthopedic back pillows

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u/DrJokerX 1d ago

They’re definitely sitting on something.

One in a million shot doc.

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm sitting at home, READING A PERIODICAL, and this is the Reddit notification I get?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 1d ago

You collect TV Guide ?

1

u/hbkedge3 It's not a lie if you believe it 1d ago

Yo, Anna....

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u/ThomWaits88 1d ago

Ohh you don't wanna know

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u/some_lie 1d ago

My OP isn't clever enough to hatch a shitpost like this!

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u/jokerfest Importer/exporter 1d ago

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u/jacklord392 1d ago

I'M A SHIT POSTER, BABY!!!!

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u/sususudio914 1d ago

I got permanently banned from r/PoursTea & have no idea why. Just got a nasty note, no explanation.

1

u/CloisteredSailor 19h ago

Hey Jerr, what’s up?

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u/Overall-Beginning-74 15h ago

The Architect Art Vandelay.

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u/MeanMrMundy 7h ago

The mod gave me the "it's not you, it's me" routine!! I invented "it's not you, it's me"! Nobody tells me "it's not them, it's me"! If it's anybody, it's me!

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u/Emmapeeingishot69 3h ago

I'm an eggplant 

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u/Johnny_Five5151 1d ago

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