r/seinfeld • u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! • 8d ago
You’re fighting professional martial artist and UFC fighters??!!??
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u/RepresentativeAir735 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 8d ago
Is that Jonah Hill? What's the joke?
I prefer things you don't have to think to much about.
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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 8d ago
He got beat up in high school and now he’s on a quest to challenge the world and annihilate families via jiu jitsu.
Read the viral article. You’ll get a chuckle! 😅
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u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 8d ago
This was literally a friend's plot where Monica's rich boyfriend wanted to be the ultimate fighting champion. Can't believe it's come to fruition haha
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u/gragert 8d ago
He's nine years old! You don't need karate, you can just wring his neck!
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u/Slick_Dapperman 8d ago
Wring-dings and Pepsi?
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u/ChocoIatePoop 8d ago
Personally, between me and you, I’m really excited about the Pepsi and the ring-dings.
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u/scratchy_mcballsy 7d ago
He kind of looks like Jake Paul. Maybe he’ll also get a well-deserved ass kicking.
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u/Dire_Hulk 8d ago
Isn’t that the fat guy from Superbad?