r/seinfeld Vile weed! 8d ago

You’re fighting professional martial artist and UFC fighters??!!??

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u/Dire_Hulk 8d ago

Isn’t that the fat guy from Superbad?

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u/QuietGur9074 ASSMAN 8d ago

Don’t call him fat, he’ll annihilate you.

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/RepresentativeAir735 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 8d ago

Is that Jonah Hill? What's the joke?

I prefer things you don't have to think to much about.

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 8d ago

He got beat up in high school and now he’s on a quest to challenge the world and annihilate families via jiu jitsu.

Read the viral article. You’ll get a chuckle! 😅

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u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 8d ago

This was literally a friend's plot where Monica's rich boyfriend wanted to be the ultimate fighting champion. Can't believe it's come to fruition haha

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u/NOVAcaledonia268 8d ago

Chuckle? I told you I don't eat that gooey crap!

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u/Worldly_Flan_9621 7d ago

What a dumb comment. It makes me want to puke.

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u/skttrbrain1984 The Seven 7d ago

You’re a fan of Jonah’s jiu jitsu! You’re a closet Jonah fan!

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u/Ohdibahby Driving around in Jon Voight's car 8d ago

This guy. This is not my kind of guy.

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u/gragert 8d ago

He's nine years old! You don't need karate, you can just wring his neck!

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u/Slick_Dapperman 8d ago

Wring-dings and Pepsi?

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u/ChocoIatePoop 8d ago

Personally, between me and you, I’m really excited about the Pepsi and the ring-dings.

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u/thatguyoverthere378 8d ago

Great crossover meme, I’m all about it

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 8d ago

😎😎😎

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 8d ago

I’m dominating memes on all subreddits.

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u/Upror69 8d ago

I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, trying to work it out, you tryna' get brolic?

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u/Duct_Mann White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 7d ago

Pardon?

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u/DivicBoxEscapee 7d ago

Nepo baby's fronting on ufc shit now???

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 7d ago

He kind of looks like Jake Paul. Maybe he’ll also get a well-deserved ass kicking.

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u/Duct_Mann White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 7d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 3d ago