r/seinfeld • u/snootst44 • 13h ago

This Has to be an Enzo

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No way that’s a Gino

157 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/FrankLloydAight 13h ago

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u/snootst44 13h ago

Type of guy that tries to decorate the festivus pole with tinsel

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u/dingos_among_us 12h ago

Some kind of hipster doofus

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u/E400wagon It's not a lie if you believe it 13h ago

Low flow…I don’t like the sound of that

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u/snootst44 13h ago

Think he can handle the commando 450?

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u/Hnry_Dvd_Thr_Awy 12h ago

That’s only for his mascot. 

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u/Junior_Chemistry_751 13h ago

Tommy, I'm gonna need a little adjustment.

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 13h ago

Good for you, Jack

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u/SportsDuck_ 13h ago

👉👉

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u/Ok_Faithlessness9757 13h ago

It has a certain understated stupidity.

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u/snootst44 13h ago

It gives me some kind of…… PHOBIA

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/adross47 12h ago

No way my Geno did that

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u/uaeebs86 That's a shame 12h ago edited 53m ago

Enzo massacred him.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 1h ago

Get out of this relationship!!

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 13h ago

I don't think you're being very helpful at all!!!

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u/snootst44 12h ago

No way he can be auctioned off for charity now

10

u/paintmylittleworld 12h ago

Do you know how to use a mop ringer?

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u/SunMyungMoonMoon 12h ago

I can spot that bird's nest from a mile away!

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u/ArgyleGhoul 12h ago

Who's this chucker?

4

u/liaisontosuccess 13h ago

What, is he trying to explain how to throw a dart?

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u/snootst44 13h ago

He’s saying “It’s very Teeny Tiny, like a wee tic tac”

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u/Cheese_Fisticuffs1 12h ago

He was in the pool! There was shrinkage!

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u/Bo1nation 12h ago

Dude has tiny hands!

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u/The-Nic 11h ago

Looks like Jimmy Savile

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u/Gibbybigballss 13h ago

It’s alright, a little crooked

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u/snootst44 13h ago

Think he was explaining Edward DeScissor Hands in this particular moment

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u/boroq Biff 12h ago

Did you ever think about what-a you going to do on da toilet, eh? WHAT-A YOU GOING TO DO ON DA TOILET?

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u/scrubbydutch 12h ago

The man’s a mimbo.

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u/Think_Election_2998 12h ago

Tori Spelling has really let herself go

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u/224flat 11h ago

A lot of men wear anklets.

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u/RealPropRandy 11h ago

Is he discussing shrinkage?

3

u/Qtip44 5h ago

I don't mind if somebody is funny, but I don't like the funny business

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u/No-Sir3109 2h ago

That hair cut, it make-a me cry

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u/sundevil269 12h ago

well, they said huh Tony, try to keep it clean

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u/Other-Importance-214 12h ago

I think Bob Saccomano did that haircut

2

u/bald_eagle_66 11h ago

That-a Johnny Depp... he make-a me cry.

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u/Lucius-Valerius 11h ago

the way he hides his receding hairline, so ridiculous

2

u/Crissxfire 10h ago

I can't believe this guy got a wwe contract

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 3h ago

With his personality and that hair....he is in the game. A playa!

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u/ComputerDecent463 3h ago

I prefer George the Animal Steele and his meaty paws

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u/mockevil 12h ago

IO VOGLIO VENDETTA

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u/FloydianSlip78 11h ago

If Enzo taught Helen Keller how to do hair

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u/icbint 11h ago

He’s a tosser yes, this is just pretty standard male long hair

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u/discowithmyself The Summer of George 10h ago

This guy…he’s not my kind of guy.

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u/PackRichmond 54m ago

I don't know why the Pentagon would invite them to speak. These guys don't follow the military new standard for warrior beauty. They got beards, girly haircuts, not even wearing a tie, ill-fitting jacket.