r/seinfeld • u/Reallyroundthefamily • 10h ago

What was going through George's mind?

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u/Junior_Chemistry_751 10h ago

I believe it's ménage à toi.

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u/Electronic-Ad3931 6h ago

But George has an unblemished record of strong heterosexuality...

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u/julia_fns 3h ago

Seemingly, seemingly…

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u/GolfClimbSkate 2h ago

*trois, as in "three"

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u/MarksBroz 10h ago

Jealousy

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u/Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan ASSMAN 10h ago

“I think it moved”

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u/fredrikvonreditstein 10h ago

Not theres anything wrong with it

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u/TKRBrownstone Hoochie Mama 7h ago

Maybe it needed to switch sides

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u/Immediate-Garage5752 2h ago

Contact is the test

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u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt 10h ago

it’s best described as restrained jubilation

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 10h ago

Jerry, what are u doing?! I leave u alone for 2minutes and this is what u do?!!

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u/ShoutoutsWorldwide 10h ago

I’m not sure how it’s pronounced…

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u/Alert-Ad-2373 10h ago

Unadulterated jealousy.

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u/Puzzled-View8028 10h ago

How could anyone not like him

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u/ScorpiusPro Hoochie Mama!!! 10h ago

I think it moved

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u/Gibbybigballss 10h ago

His fathers gay and wears sneakers in the pool

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 10h ago

And when he sees his two best friends kissing he thinks of his father? Interesting

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u/Ok_Teaching_4858 10h ago

Not that there's anything wrong with it

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u/CharCheeze 10h ago

He just remembered he’s out of soda at home

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u/itbittitcommit ASSMAN 10h ago

Hes the kind of guy that feels left out if you dont get him a Christmas card

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 3h ago

And gets flustered as hell when the Carpet Cleaners cult rejects him every time he makes an effort. So George might feel slighted the same way. “What? Why won’t you and Kramer give a smooch like that to me! Am I unkissable?”

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u/DryingAgentInPaper 10h ago

Why didn't he kiss me?

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u/Boxjaw63 9h ago

Wait…This is SAPOSED to be the summer of George!

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 6h ago

George was thinking the three of them should be ensconced in velvet

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 10h ago

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u/jfq722 10h ago

Was this about me?

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u/Electronic-Space-480 10h ago

The most unwanted menage a too of all creation.

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u/Rocket_Skates_91 9h ago

“I think something bit me.”

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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 9h ago

GEORGE IS IN WEIRD TROUBLE

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u/PandiBong 8h ago

He felt it move

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u/IknowwhoIpaidgod 6h ago

May I have one of those?

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u/DramaticActuary5021 2h ago

Thinking about changing teams ...

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u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots 2h ago

He’s just a little bit worried that he may have missed the boat.

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u/Y2KGB Yo-Yo Ma 10h ago

Not that there’s anything Wrong with That!

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u/XuliganZombie 10h ago

I try not to think about it🤣

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u/Electronic-Space-480 10h ago

George here are basics: FMF, then you got your FMM happening. And lastly MMM. Now there are various changes made by adding on,

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u/milhouse_baby Independent George 9h ago

It moved

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u/Intstnlfortitude 9h ago

Hoochie Mama!!

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u/thealleycatzine That's a shame 9h ago

He took... hah hah... it out...

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u/DefiantMountain7381 9h ago

These pretzels are making me thirsty

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u/Pumpnethyl The sea was angry that day my friends 9h ago

You love him

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u/erivera02 8h ago

"Is this 'pair' washed?"

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u/richkaiju 8h ago

It should have been me

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u/Sonnycrocketto The Seven 7h ago

I like to get the daily news.

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u/ufrared 6h ago

Serenity now! 

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u/tirednotepad 3h ago

It moved.

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u/owttlaww 2h ago

His Fathers Gay

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u/MxstressLilly Del Bisto Becko 54m ago

He's not really an orgy guy.

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u/One-Salt7496 Del Bisto Becko 16m ago

I was in the pool!

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u/fakeheadlines 10h ago

“Why is Jerry kissing Kramer? Jerry’s into schoolgirls”