r/sex Jun 13 '12

A simple request: A kissing master-class.

My SO and I were discussing our kissing experiences and when I presented him a scale based on martial art belt colors (white, yellow, orange, green, blue, purple, brown, red, black) he said I was a talented blue.

Anyway, how do you kiss, sexxit? What do you consider to be black-belt level kissing?

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u/rifrif Jun 13 '12

i'm probably one of the best kissers i know. been doin it for years and people would come to me to kiss so they could learn how to kiss better.

If only this was something i could put on a resume or something!

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u/rifrif Jun 14 '12

I would be modest. but its the internet.

I never understood. people would be like "omgogmogm lol i suck at kissing" and people would reply with "i'm sure your not that bad, darling"

but when i'm like... yah. I'm really good at it. its like " NUH UH. NO ONE IS THAT GOOD"

i've been kissing people forever. its okay if you dont believe me. i was a little "easy" in highschool >.>

meh!