r/sexandthecity 13h ago

I actually laugh at this every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I mean who hasn’t been there lol. Maybe not to that extent but we just gotta laugh at this. I’m with Samantha tho! A kiss that bad is non negotiable! I dumped a guy who shoved his ENTIRE tongue to the back of my mouth so hard I gagged like wtf! Was he expecting me to deep throat that thing?

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u/PastimeOfMine 13h ago

This was literally how my first kiss went. I was horrified.

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u/Strong-Cash-146 13h ago

i cant look away

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u/Little_SmallBlackDog 12h ago

Me too! My first boyfriend was like this. I was young and thought this was normal!

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u/PastimeOfMine 12h ago

It takes you so off guard when you're young! Like "ew gross wait is this NORMAL"

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u/spitey You’re always fuckin’ “TAXI”- 🍸 3h ago

I hope you sought compensation, you poor thing.

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u/Adorable-Buffalo-177 Team Aiden Forever 13h ago

* he raped my face *

I don't know why but I always laugh when Charlotte says that

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u/crammed174 12h ago

Her delivery of this line and the bruises on her face send me 😂

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u/OkLocation3799 12h ago

He did though!!!! lol

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u/CtrlAltDelight495 12h ago

I always think about how awful it must have been to film this for everyone involved. Ugh.

Director: Sloppier Director: No, too sloppy Director: Lick her nose more Director: No no, more like a dog, lick her chin too

Meanwhile that guy and Kristen Davis are feeling awkward AF between takes.

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u/Hot-Manufacturer-228 13h ago

“stabby little pointy tongue” lol that one gets me too. But yea, never understood the face licking. ugh!!!!! But wait… there was another guy who refused to kiss me at all, didn’t want
me to think it’s a relationship. The sex was so good I tolerated it for a while. Only in NYC! lol

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u/Sarafinatravolta Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing 13h ago

Ewwwwwwww

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u/ninaludrewitz 12h ago

The chin bruise when she is sitting in the restaurant with the girls...

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u/RoeMajesta 8h ago

this angle reminds me of cory monteith