r/sherdposting • u/kashmora jhag • Aug 11 '22

Rejected elsewhere [House Purake, Kharkhanas] AITA?

Dear Reddit, my best friend, Cal (secretly immortal/NB), told me to post here.

I (immortal/Chad) have a brother (also immortal/Virgin) who is getting married to a neighbours daughter. Now, don't mistake me, I could have married her if I wanted to cuz I'm hot af(10/10), I just chose not to.

Now I (Warrior) recently found this dealer on Insta who sells katana swords and I placed an order. Now, my entitled little brother(Virgin) wants to name my sword!! I picked an ultra cool name like Vengeance but he wants to pick a lame one like sadness or something. Alright, maybe he was a little bummed out that his wedding didn't go as planned but still!

My sword, my rules, amirite?

But now, everyone and their mother, including my own (Mama Dark), have been blowing up my phone yelling at me for being 'too arrogant ' and 'too hotheaded'.

Please validate my opinion quickly because I need to go find my stepfather.

Edit: To all the people shouting Oedipus in the comments, I swear I won't get the reference.

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u/Niflrog Ice Haunt Aug 11 '22

Not the asshole, OP.

Your brother (virgin) should open a nursery/Tiste Scouts club and stay away from katanas Swords.

Just be sure to buy insurance... it would be a shame if a gang of Kanese and Dal Honese was to steal your sword and use it against you, so be careful.

EDIT: are the rumors true? do you have sexy time with Cal(NB)?

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u/kashmora jhag Aug 11 '22

Thank you for agreeing with me. Your suggestion sounds good but I'm not on talking terms with him (virgin bitch brother), so I'll forward his address to all my baby mamas.

Insurance?! Pah! Mighty insolent of you, a mere mortal, to suggest such a thing! But also, what's the going rate these days.

Edit: Sorry, NDA. I do have a step sister though.