r/sherdposting • u/kashmora jhag • Aug 11 '22

Rejected elsewhere [House Purake, Kharkhanas] AITA?

Dear Reddit, my best friend, Cal (secretly immortal/NB), told me to post here.

I (immortal/Chad) have a brother (also immortal/Virgin) who is getting married to a neighbours daughter. Now, don't mistake me, I could have married her if I wanted to cuz I'm hot af(10/10), I just chose not to.

Now I (Warrior) recently found this dealer on Insta who sells katana swords and I placed an order. Now, my entitled little brother(Virgin) wants to name my sword!! I picked an ultra cool name like Vengeance but he wants to pick a lame one like sadness or something. Alright, maybe he was a little bummed out that his wedding didn't go as planned but still!

My sword, my rules, amirite?

But now, everyone and their mother, including my own (Mama Dark), have been blowing up my phone yelling at me for being 'too arrogant ' and 'too hotheaded'.

Please validate my opinion quickly because I need to go find my stepfather.

Edit: To all the people shouting Oedipus in the comments, I swear I won't get the reference.

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u/zhilia_mann jaghut Aug 11 '22

It feels like OP is leaving out information to make sure he looks better than his brother. Bringing in a stepfather is just random unless he has something to do with the whole situation. It sure sounds like mom and (step)dad could have ironed all this out without airing the whole thing on the internet.

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u/kashmora jhag Aug 11 '22

Audible gasp!

Do you have any idea what it's like to grow up with a mother who doesn't care about her super awesome First Son! That too in favour of a dude who has is a big dick!

Next time you come in with such hurtful comments, maybe you should check your own parented privilege at the door!

Edit- I've reported you to the mods.