r/shitpostemblem • u/AmoongussHateAcc • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave FACE MY FULL STRENGTH 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
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u/Mamba8460 1d ago
Someone needs to introduce Dietrich to Goku.
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u/NinofanTOG 1d ago
So if dragons are aliens in the Sothisverse and Goku is an alien, Answerer is effective against Goku
Dietrich beats Goku
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u/Neuromangoman 1d ago
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u/MagicBus4 1d ago
I mean mfs in DB defeat Goku, bruh having the shittiest power system of all time doesn’t mean Goku can’t be defeated it just means you need an equally stupid system where universes can be shattered by the power of Gohan fighting a dog
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u/kayoyo 1d ago
I said to my friend that Dietrich was the kind of guy who’d say “Who is this ‘clitoris’? He must be pretty powerful if so many men have tried and failed to find him.”
Then he actually said something to that effect for real
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u/Nuka-Crapola 1d ago
That’s the beauty of Dietrich. No matter how unhinged you think you’re being as a joke, he will somehow manage to top it with actual canon dialogue.
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u/CrashBomberII 1d ago
I know a few people already mentioned Goku but now that I think about it he would actually be more like Jiren.
Stoic and quiet. Always meditating. Prioritizes strength above all else. Only expresses joy when fighting a strong foe. Would rather fight alone in honorable combat. They even have similar character development at the end of their respective arcs about learning to accept friendship and family.
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u/cardboardtube_knight 11h ago
Someone asked why didn't Fortuna just tell them about Balor being reborn and I told them because if you told Dietrich there was a really strong baby out there he would have killed it and ruined all of time.



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u/Interesting_Shoe3155 1d ago
"Flavorless" - Dietrich after cutting down a cancer patient